Chapter 63 - 63. The Fight Of The Century... HAHAHA. (1/2)
*STATS*
STR: Damage +3000 Armour +3000
DEX: Damage +2000 Dodge 200% Stealth 200%
INT: Damage +1270 Resistance +127%
VIT: Health +25,000
TOUGH: Armour +4500 (+8500)
DAM: +13,750 (+96.25)
REC: Mana +12915
”Alright, I've got more than enough Health and able to withstand attacks as such since I've got 13k armour, thanks to my steel meshed reinforced body armour.” I slowly stood up, hunched and swung my arms like how a zombie would look like and lumbered slowly towards the Barbarian/Berserker/KnightWarrior/Wizard or I just coined it for BBKW for short. I hate typing so long descriptions for such a towering freak like that beast.
When BBKW lunged towards me, he looked like those marauding Orcs that I had fought against in many of the party raids just to get their pieces of weapons and armours. Not only he looked like a mutant ninja turtle with his bulging arms and leg muscles, but I could also imagine him to be like God's Army of Punishment from RTW...
Each step that he took shook the ground as he made a barging advance with his shoulders like NFL and once again I spun around in the air, knocked silly like a rag doll. Prius looked on with horror-stricken face and eyes but I managed to give him a wink and a thumbs-up before I was hit by that raging mutated bull.
”HHHUUAARRGGHHH...” I purposely screamed out as I inserted a few fake blood pills and bite on them as I blew it in the air, like as if it was my own blood that spluttered out. I landed on the ground, literally looked like a crumpled origami as I was picked up by BBKW High above his head, spun a few times and was thrown like a human Frisbee, sliding and spread-eagled across the floor.
I decided to play dead when suddenly, the BBKW wanted to incite the masses as he sent them into a frenzy when he removed 2 short-handle battle axes from behind his back and stormed towards me. ”THIS IS NOT GOOD... UNARMED MELEE IS OK BUT THIS...??!!” I was lying on my back and my head was in his direction.
He clanged his 2 shirt-handle battle axes as he 'S H A R P E N' it using one of his spells and swung down in my direction with both of the battle axes. As soon as it was nearing me in that downward swing, I used my feet and propel myself away from imminent danger as the two axes missed my wonderful long locks by a few inches.
I can see the flint of the axes and I knew it was at least a Level 2 iron. The axes were brought down with such force that the ground simply splintered, sending shards of broken pieces into the air and cracks were formed around where it had landed. ”FUCK... IS THAT A LEGENDARY WEAPON?”
No fucking way I'm going to use my body to block and parry that weapon so I quickslot and only retrieved my Nipple Buckler... And when I took it out, peals of laughter could be heard among the stands like as if I'm in a gladiator set of some sort, holding a large nipple to block the onslaught of the attacks.
I acted as if it was a pain to stand up after that body toss and I raised and peered from behind my Nipple Buckler and said, ”Peekaboo... I see you... Hah hah hah” and BBKW raised his battle axe and used it as though he was slicing and dicing his way through a large freezer filled with beef carcases as I blocked every single hack that was made the 2 axes.
I hummed the tune from Rocky Theme loud enough for the BBKW to synchronise it with every ”Pah Pah Paaa” ”Clang Clang” as the battle axes hit against the nipple buckler. It was entertaining as I acted like as if those blows were literally knocking me back. Hah hah hah...
The Ruler was bouncing on and off his throne as he slammed down his hands on the armrest as he saw every blow of the axe made by BBKW hits the nipple buckler. The ruler stomped with his two feet when he saw I fell to one knee due to the 'forced blows' of the axes and clapped happily like a little girl. Yeah...
I had now as if regained my strength and ran around in circles as I absorbed blows after blows and acted as if I was overwhelmed by it and threw myself down on my back as I blocked the blows every now and then.
I slowly stood up, using my buckler as a support as I raised my left hand at BBKW as he too was breathing heavily from all the exertions and I copied his breathing too. All this while Prius thought I was done for in this battle and I showed a time out a sign as I placed my buckler upright and sat on it.
BBKW gestured to me and said how long more we going to act because his energy is depleting fast. He talked through his teeth as he bent over and used his hands down on his knees to support it as he huffed and puffed like a big old gorilla.