1139 Brothers Forever! (1/2)
Time passed like a river; in a blink of an eye, another three days had passed…
Tang Yuan finally successfully slimmed down after the tenth pill!
After this pill was eaten, there were no discomfort or any side effects. All the muscles in his body contracted as they pushed against his pores. Then slowly, small droplets of milky-white fat was purged out of them.
And this excretion would only slowly come to a halt when he returned to the ratio of a regular person's height and weight… And it came with a great recovery effect—it tightened the skin as the body expelled the fats, allowing the skin to remain in its tense and firm state, without turning into a flabby and saggy state…
In the duration of an entire afternoon, Tang Yuan only remained seated on a giant stool that was placed in a giant tub. All the fat discharged from his body managed to fill the entire thing!
A hundred twenty kilograms worth of it!
And it had yet to cease!
Tang Yuan ate a hearty meal and fell asleep on the bed for an entire day. When he woke up, all the fats from his body had already leaked and formed into a small little stream that flowed from his bed to the ground, out of the room, along the corridor, into the courtyard, gathering into a puddle before stretching out…
Tang Yuan felt extremely refreshed. He woke up and took a rejuvenating shower, so excited that he was cheering at the sky! He only felt that his entire body was so light, he was about to fly. It was only when he put on his original set of clothing that he realized that the size of it was enough to be a blanket for his current build…
Left without any choice, he borrowed a set of clothes from Jun Mo Xie. It was only slightly taut, but he could fit in it…
A miracle, ah! No, this is a divine miracle ah, a miracle that is created by a God ah…
Hot tears filled Fatty Tang Yuan's eyes! Correction, he should no longer be called Fatty. He was really not even the slightest bit of fat anymore… Although the past few days of losing weight was unbearable, but he was willing to let the 'abuse' that Jun Mo Xie had done to him pass…
Fatty Tang Yuan is truly fat! The King of Fat is him!
Suddenly, Fatty Tang Yuan is no longer fat! The King of Fat is really not him anymore!
Tang Yuan had once created a well-known record: there was a huge weighing scale in the market that was used specially for weighing fat pigs. But when it weighed Tang Yuan, it snapped into two! … Thus, because of this incident, a proverb appeared in Tian Xiang City: Your level of fat is not too heavy; Young Master Tang broke the scale!
But right now, this moment, this instance…
Tang Master Tang carefully and seriously weighed himself. He didn't dare to believe his own eyes after repeatedly confirming it. His weight was now eighty kilograms!
This was considered a relatively healthy, slim and ideal build for Tang Yuan who stood at about 1.75m!
I'm not dreaming am I? Even if I'm dreaming, let me stay in it for a while longer, let Mei Mei see this first before waking me up ah!
Extremely delighted, Tang Yuan's greatest desire right now was to rush back home. He already couldn't wait to show off his perfect body to Sun Xiao Mei. But he still controlled his impatience and begged Third Young Master Jun for the three 'Viagra Pills'.
This medicine was also something Jun Mo Xie had customized for Tang Yuan for boosting his sex drive, so he decided to name it the 'Viagra Pill'. Its effects were extraordinary and one pill alone was definitely enough to satisfy Tang Yuan's sex life for the rest of his life!
If he used three consecutively…
Then Tang Yuan would really become extremely potent in that aspect.
But Young Master Jun told Tang Yuan an abstinence: after using this pill, one must not engage in bedroom affairs for half a month. Otherwise, they'll be doomed for the rest of their life… You absolutely must remember this…
But this taboo was something Jun Mo Xie had fabricated. Being understanding is one thing, but Jun Mo Xie couldn't accept it if he didn't get back at Tang Yuan for all his scolding and cursing from before. And the first half a month after using the 'Viagra Pill' was the period of time where one's body would be completely doused in flames of desire…
And he had to endure it for half a month… This sort of feeling… was definitely unforgettable…
After a day, Tang Yuan's eyes were already filled with lust. He turned red instantly from the sight of the maids in the Evil Monarch Manor… But he still forced himself to control and not do anything overboard.
Enduring half a month versus risking his entire life… Tang Yuan didn't dare to take the risk no matter how bold he was, ah…
By the second day, Tang Yuan's thirst had already reached the level where he had began to research on the female Xuan Beasts in Tian Fa Forest… Young Master Jun had witnessed it with his own eyes—Tang Yuan grabbing a small female mouse with a fervent look in his eyes as he studied it…
The third day, Tang Yuan finally couldn't endure it and wanted to return immediately. He had calculated it clearly: this journey back would take about two weeks, by the time he reached Tian Xiang City, the timing would be just right! Then… when he saw Sun Xiao Mei… Hehehe…
Tang Yuan drooled lasciviously as he thought about it, sniggering to himself.
A businessman would always be a businessman. Before he left, the calculative Tang Yuan pestered Jun Mo Xie for a hundred 'Viagra Pills'. This was definitely the way to strike it rich! Through Young Master Jun's suggestions, Tang Yuan decided to dissolve a 'Viagra Pill' with water in the ratio of one is to hundred before filling it into a hundred smaller bottles. Naming it: 'Viagra Holy water, the golden spear stands forever!'!
These hundred 'Viagra Pills' was enough for Tang Yuan to auction 10,000 times… And at the starting bid of ten thousand golds… Thus, Tang Yuan decided that he would immediately announce when he returned: This is the Viagra Holy Water is personally concocted by the Evil Monarch!
Using the repute of the Evil Monarch to gather his wealth!
Whether how the rest of the world viewed the Evil Monarch, whether they'd speculate if the Evil Monarch researched on such bizarre medicines as he had this sort of health issues… These were not taken into Tang Yuan's consideration!
Getting the money was the most important!
And, before he left, Tang Yuan asked Jun Mo Xie sheepishly. ”Those few slimming pills from before, can you give me ten bottles of them… then as a package, give me a hundred of the real slimming pills also…
Why would Young Master Jun have the time to make this stuff again? So he flatly rejected. Tang Yuan began to roll about and throw a tantrum, refusing to leave, demanding three bottles of each with fifty pills…
Of course, these pills were meant to be auctioned off after he diluted them as well. After all, there were still plenty of fat people in this world.
And that slimming pill that had full effectiveness and zero side effects was the greatest news of all the fatties in the world ah!
As to those failed slimming pills… They'd also be for auction. Not only was he going to auction it, he would auction them off at high prices! Tang Yuan was feeling extremely evil. I can't be the only one who had to undergo this sort of torture…
All you fatties that are hoping to lose weight, not only will you have to go through it, you also have to spend large fortunes on purchasing this torture! And you have to buy it ten times consecutively before you can slim down…
The price may be steep, but Tang Yuan knew that there were some people who were more concerned about their size than himself! Especially those… madams of influential families… No matter how tormenting it was, these women would purchase it…
Not only must he auction this torture! It had to be sold as a limited time offer!
The viciousness of Tang Yuan's heart was truly extraordinary! As a businessman, he completely had no conscience…
Right before they parted, Jun Mo Xie let Tang Yuan consume the Seven Colored Holy Fruit and Exquisite Lotus and also prepared a set for him to bring back for Sun Xiao Mei.
Tang Yuan departed with grateful tears… He noticed that Jun Mo Xie had an odd smirk on his face when he was leaving, but he did not think much of it. This good brother of his had really done too much for him!
To have a friend like this in his life… what more could he ask for?
But when he returned back to Tian Xiang City, Tang Yuan began to experience his first regret. The reason was simple. His weight loss this time was too successful that Sun Xiao Mei couldn't recognize him anymore…