835 The Seeds Sown Back Then and the Fruits Reaped Today (1/2)
They had just entered the courtyard, and the meeting hall of the Dongfang Family was right in front of them. Dongfang Wen Dao hit his head, turned around, and said, ”Right… You brat better be careful with your first uncle; no matter how strong you have become, your first uncle will still deal with you. Either way, you're doomed for sure this time!” After saying this, the corner of his lips twitched.
”Hm? What is wrong with first uncle?” Jun Mo Xie was really taken by surprise. He had been too busy recently; he had already forgotten that little mischief he had caused back then.
”You still have the cheek to ask? Are you really unaware of the good deed you did?” Dongfang Wen Dao started cackling weirdly, his mouth stretching so wide it was going to reach the back of his ears. ”One two three four, two two three four, change a posture, repeat… Wahahaha”
”Pfft…” Jun Mo Xie burst out laughing from this weird act by his third uncle, instantly recalling his works from back then.
”I have to say, you rascal really is too mischievous hahaha… making your first uncle… hahaha, someone as serious as him, making him change postures every night… working so hard… he even… in the air… hahaha….” Dongfang Wen Dao had been forcefully trying to hold his laughter back, but he still couldn't help but feel like laughing whenever he thought of this matter. The more he laughed, the funnier he found it. He simply squatted on the ground, holding his stomach, tears falling down from laughing too hard.
Jun Mo Xie also joined in the laughter. But he was suddenly stupefied. Now that I come to think of it, I seemed to have buried a bomb here too… Looks like first uncle has already come to the realization and is going to deal with me… What should I do?
Baili Luo Yun and the rest clearly had no idea what this uncle-nephew duo was laughing about; they all watched on, trying to find out about the gossip.
Just at this moment, a loud holler rang out. ”Wen Dao! What are you blabbering about!” His tone was extremely heavy, clearly, he was infuriated!
A burly figure appeared before everyone in a flash. The person had an extraordinary appearance—three strands of long beard splayed across his chest, an angular face, eyes like those of a crimson phoenix, eyebrows that resembled reclining silkworms, a strong nose, and an air of dignity around him!
It was Young Master Jun's first uncle, Dongfang Wen Qing, or Dongfang Old Master!
But the current Dongfang Old Master's relatively fair face was completely red, his eyes spewing fire, and he was breathing heavily. The more you looked, the more he looked like Guan Yu…
”Jun Mo Xie! You little beast! You came at the right time; I thought you rascal would hide away in Tian Fa forever! If you did not come, I'd personally be going over to find you in Tian Fa Forest! Now that you little b*stard sent yourself to my doorstep, you've saved me the long journey! If I do not teach you insolent thing a lesson properly, I'd be ashamed of my principles and morals!” Dongfang Old Master was turning purple, shouting in a mighty and thunderous voice!
Following this sound, Dongfang Wen Qing flew forward, his large palms reaching out for Jun Mo Xie, grabbing him over!
Baili Luo Yun and Leng Ao exchanged looks. This… is this the legendary meeting between nephew and uncle? Why is this process so peculiar? That uncle earlier started laughing so hard until his stomach hurt, then this uncle who appeared later had addressed Young Master Jun in four different ways and simply started attacking? What sort of complicated relationship does this family have…?
Jun Mo Xie screamed in terror, instantly running for his life!
How would he dare to be caught by Dongfang Wen Qing when the situation was like this? This was his uncle! He could not even think of fighting back; even blocking his attacks was unacceptable. The only thing he could do was to run like his life depended on it. If he was really caught, then how can he still run after a round of torture?
”Grandma… Save me… Uncle wants to kill me! Save me…” Young Master Jun burrowed his way under Dongfang Wen Qing's elbow and ran, shouting tragically the whole way, as if he had already been badly abused…
”You lawless little rascal still dare to run! Stop right there!” Dongfang Old Master was fuming with anger, giving chase. Within seconds, nephew and uncle went running from the courtyard into the hall, then from the empty hall and back out. One fleeing while the other in hot pursuit. Jun Mo Xie shouted loudly for help the whole way, causing such great disturbance in the Dongfang Family, causing countless people to stick their heads out to see what was going on…
Seeing that the situation was not in his favor, Young Master Jun immediately ran towards the inner courtyard to seek relief troops.
Dongfang First Master gritted his teeth and continued giving chase with no intentions of relenting. His attitude screamed: If you go up to heaven, I'll chase you to the Celestial Court! If you go into the sea, I'll chase you to the Crystal Palace! If you burrow underground, I'll chase you to the Courts of Hell! If you head west, I'll chase you till Daxiong Hall!
All in all, no matter where Jun Mo Xie ran to, he would vent this anger no matter what!
Dongfang First Master had never been this embarrassed! But he was really anxious about not having any descendants for so many years. After finally catching a glimmer of hope, how could he let it go? There were three greatest acts of being unfilial; the greatest one was not having descendants…
So when he had obtained that set of 'secret techniques' for bearing children, Dongfang First Master had been fastidiously heeding it. Every single act was done strictly according to Jun Mo Xie's 'secret techniques', and he was afraid of taking any chances…