807 Beautiful Girl and Pretty Boy (1/2)
Hong!
The group of Xuan Beasts instantly exploded in chaos! Roars and screeches rang out everywhere, and Jun Mo Xie was stunned so badly that his mouth and eyes turned askew. He took a step back and directly fell down on his butt. This Big Bear was simply too direct. What kind of descriptive terms were those? Where did he learn them from? This bear that weighed at least 700 jin actually looked small and dainty, charming and cute in Big Bear's eyes…
This was only their first meeting, but this fellow already proposed marriage to her! And he actually did it so domineeringly!
Marry me, and be my wife! Give birth to some bear cubs for me!
There was such a way to propose marriage?
If a human suddenly walked up to a lady that he liked and said, ”Marry me, and be my wife! Give birth to some little babies for me!…” Wouldn't he just get beaten half to death and called crazy?
But Long Crane and the rest simply stood to the side, not interfering. It seemed that they didn't find anything wrong with this scene at all.
”How is it? Are you willing?” Big Bear asked nervously.
”I… I… I… I don't know…” Little Dance looked around jumpily, as if she were begging for help. She stepped backwards nervously, nearly falling over because of her clumsy body…
”You don't know? That means that it's not a rejection? Not rejecting means that you accept! Accepting means you're agreeing to be my wife! Come, wifey, let's go home together while it's still early and make some little bears…” Big Bear smiled excitedly and held out his fluffy paws, wanting to pull her away.
Hearing this, Little Dance's eyes reddened and she looked like she was about to cry. Her eyes darted continuously toward an older Black Gold Bear not far away.
Big Bear naturally also sensed her gaze. Stretching out his hand, he pointed. ”You! Come out here! Are you the leader of the Black God Bears tribe?”
The old bear walked out with its face wreathed in smiles. ”Lord Bear King, I am indeed the leader of the Black Gold Bears, Big Precious… I'm also Little Dance's father…”
”Oh, so it's father in law!” Big Bear waved his paw and said. ”I'm sure you have no opinions about the relationship of me and her right? It should be an honorable marriage right?” Big Bear had learnt the three words father in law through following Jun Mo Xie around in recent periods. Apparently, the father of one's wife was called a father in law.
In front of Little Dance's father, he naturally wanted to show off his knowledge. Those words like 'small and dainty', 'charming and cute' were simply to obtain the favor of the beautiful bear. But the words 'father in law' was to show how knowledgeable he was, and how different he was from the other uncouth bears.
”Yes, yes… I have no opinions… no opinions. It's a great honor! It's truly very glorious, too glorious…” The Black Gold Bear tribe's leader Big Precious continuously nodded his head and said. He didn't really understand what the words father in law meant, but guessed that it must be some kind of noble greeting. Clasping his paws humbly, he said, ”I'm not worthy of Lord Bear King addressing me as 'father in law', you.. you are my father in law…”
You are my father in law…
Jun Mo Xie nearly spat out a mouthful of blood and died on the spot…
He sat on the ground with a dazed expression. Originally, he'd already been stunned rather thoroughly, but the addition of that one sentence had completely caused him to lose all sensations in his body…
What the hell was all this?!
”Eh… that won't do! I can't be your father in law! You old thing actually wants to take advantage of me…” Big Bear was about to get angry, but he controlled himself and shook his head: ”Forget it, who asked you to be my father in law… quickly go back and prepare the dowry, I'm marrying your daughter, so you should go and start preparing? We can't marry her off poorly. After all, she's going to be the queen of the bear tribe in the future, becoming a motherly model and leader of all the bears… Alright, just send ten thousand jin each of your Pinecone Wine and Honeyed Biscuits over later on… there's no problem right?!”
Big Bear said with a loud voice.
”Yes yes… it'll be done as you instructed…” Big Precious nodded repeatedly.
Just like that, under the astonished gaze of Jun Mo Xie, the marriage engagement was… completed…
Jun Mo Xie nearly choked on his own spit as he watched this scene. This was possible as well? Motherly model and leader of all the bears?! My god!
There was actually such a method of proposing marriage…
This was only the first time they had ever met, and he forcefully demanded to marry her. Then, he even demanded for his father in law to pay for the dowry… Not only that, he'd even asked for a huge amount!
His tone wasn't even polite in the slightest, directly calling his future father in law 'old thing'… was there anyone who spoke to their future father in law like that?
The most surprising thing was that… it had actually succeeded!