718 Prepare to Beat the Drowning Dogs! (1/2)
When Jun Mo Xie returned to the base, he saw Chu Qi Hun sitting in the tent angrily, talking to Mei Xue Yan, Solitary Falcon, and others.
Jun Mo Xie joined them, grinning. ”Oh? Isn't this the powerful Venerable Assassin! I heard that you successfully killed the Venerable of Life and Death, Wei Kong Qun, to raise from the title of ”King of Assassins” to ”Venerable Assassin”! Congratulations! This is a big matter for the assassin world; it's almost unheard of to assassinate a Venerable expert completely unscathed! Your reputation is bound to spread far and wide!”
Chu Qi Hun didn't know whether to laugh or cry at Jun Mo Xie's praise, and scrunching his face, he spat, ”Those fools from Three Holy Lands really drove me to my grave! Calling them pigs would be an insult to the animal!”
”Now will you finally stop blaming me? Do you understand how you became a scapegoat now?” Jun Mo Xie said mockingly.
”I get it… I was so angry listening to them make me the scapegoat that I almost fell off the roof! Son of a b*tch! To think that such an absurd thing can happen to me! I really am unlucky!” Chu Qi Hun's face was black.
Mei Xue Yan and the rest were puzzled and asked for an explanation. With Chu Qi Hun's skills, how could he kill a Venerable level expert? But Venerable of Life and Death really died! Everyone was curious at such a shocking turn of events.
Thus Jun Mo Xie began to share about the whole incident in a moving and dramatical manner, perfectly mimicking the manner Wei Kong Qun and the rest spoke, even adding some extra lines to spice things up.
”Hahahaha!!” Everyone roared with laughter to the point they couldn't breathe. Solitary Falcon even cried from laughing so much. Clutching his stomach, he said, ”Chu Qi Hun is truly unlucky, aside the fact that he had no chance with any good things happening, to even have to become the sole scapegoat for everything! This is too…”
Chu Qi Hun raised his head to the heavens and made an expression as if he wished to cry but had no tears. Everyone laughed even harder, and Solitary Falcon could not stand up from laughing too hard and remained on the floor.
Jun Mo Xie joined in the laughter for a while before taking out some brushes and paper. Whoosh whoosh whoosh—the brush flew over the paper, and when it was done, Jun Mo Xie quickly kept it and said, ”I'll be heading out for a while. Also, gather at Blizzard Silver City and Sword Peak before nine in the morning and prepare to beat the drowning dogs!”
”Alright! Where are you going?” Jun Wu Yi asked.
”I'm going to issue a letter of challenge.” Jun Mo Xie replied quickly.
”Wait, let me take a look at it first.” Jun Wu Yi commanded. As the commander, how could he not take a look at the letter of challenge? General Wu was frustrated by Jun Mo Xie's misbehaviour.
Jun Mo Xie blinked. With no choice, he unwillingly took the letter out and handed it over.
”Dawn? You set it at dawn, but why did you ask us to go before nine?” Jun Wu Yi frowned.
”Err… The weather here is go pleasant, the air is also fresh, so being the kind-hearted soul I am, I'm letting those people cool off first.” Jun Mo Xie replied mischievously.
Jun Wu Yi was furious. ”What sort of nonsense is this! Military battles; how can you fool around like this! If this was the real army, do you know that it's a death offense to alter the general's orders!”
”Come on, Third Uncle, this isn't a real military battle… alright, alright, but listen to me this time. If we were to go early there will be severe consequences!” Jun Mo Xie added secretively. ”The Sword Peak is going to collapse…”
Everyone was shocked!
Dongfang Wen Qing stood up and asked, ”The sword peak is going to collapse? For real?”
”Absolutely true. It is really real!” Jun Mo Xie assured seriously.
Chu Qi Hun and Mei Xue Yan looked at each other and couldn't help recall that landslide in that valley back then… Could it be…
Everyone was frozen in shock. Whoosh, Jun Mo Xie quickly retrieved the letter of challenge and disappeared, leaving only a sentence behind. ”I'll be waiting for you guys on the mountain tomorrow morning! Please don't come too early!”
After a while, Jun Wu Yi chided, ”This slippery fellow… but that letter of challenge… is too infuriating… who writes a letter of challenge like that… That's too tactless…”
Everyone was speechless.
Chu Qi Hun was thinking of another matter. This sword peak… is bigger than the other two mountains… so much bigger… Who knows if those Venerable experts would be crushed to death if a mountain of that size collapsed.
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It was afternoon at the moment.