626 Revenge on the Three Holy Lands Begins (1/2)
”Cough, cough, I have five pregnant already… Big Brother, I heard you have quite a few on your side? Mother's spoilt with happiness these days. Mo Xie's pills are really amazing…” Dongfang Wen Jian rubbed his nose and said with some embarrassment. However, his words could not conceal his excitement.
”Indeed ah, I have seven little ones on the way now… Haha,” Dongfang Wen Qing laughed proudly, followed by a long sigh, ”Mo Xie, that brat, the methods he gave are good, but it's really a little too tiring… Although the women aren't very heavy, but they're still a hundred something jin, and it's an hour everytime too. We also need to keep doing the chants throughout; it's really tiring ah… It's not like I only have one, ai, there's so many wives… but no matter what, it's still worth it.”
Dongfang Wen Qing swiveled his hips energetically, round after round, his eyes filled with a little admiration as he looked at Dongfang Wen Jian. ”Second Brother, you're a few years younger than your older brother, looks like you're indeed more energetic… your waist isn't even aching at all?”
”Tiring? Heavy? Chants?” Dongfang Wen Jian cocked his head with confusion. ”Big Brother, what are you talking about?”
”Hm?” Dongfang Wen Qing looked at him with annoyance. ”It's the thing that Mo Xie said, the secret method to make babies…”
”#%#%%...¥¥#¥%” Dongfang Wen Jian was completely speechless. ”What secret method? Isn't it just eating the pills?”
”Ah? … What?!”
Dongfang Wen Qing was in the middle of his exercise when he suddenly stopped. His body froze like a puppet on the ground,and his head turned around slowly. Suddenly, his hand shot out and he grabbed Dongfang Wen Jian by his shirt and gritted his teeth. ”Second brother, what did you say? What did you say just now?”
Dongfang Wen Jian jumped in fright as his body was lifted off the ground. His eyes glistened with fear. ”I… I… didn't say anything ah…”
”Say it clearly!” Dongfang Wen Qing seemed like a bomb on the verge of exploding. ”Say it one more time!”
”Say… say what?”
”You're still acting dumb in front of me… Damned thing… You better tell me properly now… What did Mo Xie tell you that time about the method…” Dongfang Wen Qing lowered his voice and spat the words out through the cracks between his teeth…
”There… there's no method… He just gave a few pills… Take a pill every day, and refrain from any bedroom activities for half a month, after that… I was completely cured…” Dongfang Wen Jian screeched in a wronged manner as his two legs kicked wildly in the air. ”Big Brother, let me down quickly, cough cough… I'm going to choke to death…”
Puu!
Dongfang Wen Jian fell heavily to the ground, rolling and crawling for several zhang as he gasped for breath. Turning around, he saw his elder brother standing completely still, in the exact same position as just now. He was simply standing there without a single movement, like a statue…
”Er… Big Brother, you… are you okay?” Dongfang Wen Jian asked tentatively.
”SCRAM!!!!!!!”
Dongfang Wen Qing roared angrily, his voice long and loud, reverberating through the mountains continuously and scaring countless beasts away! Dongfang Wen Jian immediately turned tail and fled…
After a long long time…
A blood-curdling scream suddenly rang out from where a little statue stood. ”Jun Mo Xie… AH AH AH AH!!! You little… brat, you bastard thing… you little sissy doll… AH AH AH AH AH… If you're not… I must… I… AHHH!!!”
Following the wretched cries, a series of loud banging sounds rang out, as though someone was thrashing and smashing things crazily… It was only the next day that everyone discovered that the entire garden… not to mention the flowers, trees, and fake mountains, not even a single blade of grass was left on that area…
The old madam was currently fiddling with her fingers excitedly, making some mental calculations. In just a few months time, she would have an extra set of grandchildren to play with… the Dongfang Family will no longer have to worry about having a lack of descendants…
Endlessly relieved!
Hearing the savage roars from the garden, she could not help but roll her eyes with annoyance. ”How did I give birth to such a dumb son? To think that it took him so long to find out… This son of mine is truly a bit slow… Ai, those lasses are really slow as well; is it really so difficult to make a few sets of baby clothes?”
Just thinking about it caused her to beam with happiness as she mumbled to herself. ”This is really great, the house will be filled with happiness in a short moment. This is all thanks to Mo Xie ah…”
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Back to the present, Jun Mo Xie left immediately on the second day after leaving behind the ”sacred movement sets and chants,” along with Mei Xue Yan and Dongfang Wen Xin. After stepping out of the Dongfang Family, he began to head home…
The thing that Jun Mo Xie needed to consider now was how to deal with Blizzard Silver City!
Now that he was finally out of the desolated lands, he finally saw that the pugilistic world was in a state of complete chaos. Everywhere he walked was filled with great unrest…
On the way back, Jun Mo Xie and Mei Xue Yan discovered a large number of people from the three Holy Lands. Their numbers were much more than the 90 people from the last time…
From the looks of it, the revenge of the three Holy Lands was already unleashed at full force; not only were they going to deal with Mei Xue Yan, they also needed to deal with Chu Qi Hun!
Along the way, discussions about the heroics of Chu Qi Hun and songs about the Supreme Assassin Chu could be heard. The pugilistic world was bustling with activity and the name Chu Qi Hun was hanging on everyone's mouths! The Supreme Assassin Chu Qi Hun had become a heroic figure and his image was extremely glorious. He was now a name known by every household and every person on the streets!
With each passing day, as long as there was no news of the three Holy Lands successfully killing Chu Qi Hun, the entire pugilistic world would continue to grow increasingly impressed!