158 Business Guru (1/2)
As the Aura started to circulate through his body, Jun Mo Xie started feeling some calm again. The Aura started circulating around his Dan Tian and then slowly progressed to the rest of his body, and that feeling of suffocation instantly vanished. However, Jun Mo Xie was still a bit frenetic, and the moment he had accumulated a third of the energy required to rescue himself from his predicament, he used the Yin Yang Escape law to propel himself out of the soil!
Puff! Jun Mo Xie inhaled fresh air once again as his head popped out of the soil, leaving him with a feeling of resurrection. As he greedily breathed the air again, he started to realize just how sweet and comforting the atmospheric air can be...
Wheezing and panting, Jun Mo Xie still hadn't realized that he had only been able to rescue just half of his body, while the other half of his body was still buried in the ground...
”Master!” a high octave voice sounded all of a sudden as the little Lolita came up running and crying: ”Master who did this to you? Who could be so cruel? Buried alive, ah…..”
Jun Mo Xie remained speechless…..
[I cannot tell this little girl that I buried myself alive, right? That would be too shameful! No, I definitely can't tell anyone that….. stop yelling, are deliberately trying to tell everyone? That would be very embarrassing for me!]
He went to great lengths to convince the young Lolita to stop with her tears, meanwhile constantly trying to pull himself out of the ground by sheer force. But he was unsuccessful in pulling himself out since the solidified ground had almost no chinks or gaps, and the constant struggling was causing more and more pain to his legs and feet.
Although he knew that Little Ke was surely on his side, it was still better for Jun Mo Xie's sake that this information stayed out of people's ears. Jun Mo Xie wanted to pull himself out using the easier method, but he knew that Little Ke wouldn't be able to sustain the shock...
[I can't use the Yin Yang Escape to pull myself out in front of this girl…. So now what? Dig a hole in the ground? Or pull myself out using Yin Yang Escape? This little girl will go crazy if I use the Yin Yang Escape…. But watching her reaction would definitely be fun…]
Jun Mo Xie started digging a hole in the ground, and then climbed out of the ground, and lay down on the floor exhausted.
He instructed the little Lolita to keep her mouth shut, and then got up to return to his room, when suddenly…..
”Good Heavens! Ah ah ah ah ~~~~~~~” a cadence roar mingled with a strong aria from within Tang Yuan's room shook the entire firmament. The volume of the voice left the young master Jun squatting on the floor from fear.
In this world or the previous, the hitman Jun had never been embarrassed twice in the same day in this manner before!
”Third young master wow, I'd kiss you brother wow... Mo Xie, you're my brother; no, you're my savior! Where did you get that? Come over here...” another heaven-shaking cry resounded from fatty Tang's room. The surprise in the voice resembled that of a pervert who had just laid eyes on seven heavenly fairies taking a bare-bodied shower in the rains…..
Jun Mo Xie nervously opened the door to fatty's room, and wasn't surprised to see that the fatty's personal maid was already trembling with fear in one corner of the room. This however, was quite awe inspiring about fatty's voice….. his inspiring call had already received acknowledgement from the watchdogs of the Jun residence, who had started barking now.
”Heaven ah ah ah~~~~~” Fatty Tang continued to chant as he looked at Jun Mo Xie with tears in his eyes, while his body seemed to be twitching to leave the bed. The look of excitement in his perfectly round and small eyes seemed to resembling the look of a pilgrim who had just seen the sacred Buddha ...
”Oh come on! You better lie down….. hurry up and lie down...” Jun Mo Xie stepped forward, [if I let this fatty fall down from his bed, then I reckon that the fall will completely disable his body. I need him to be functional.]
”I, I, I, I ... I …. You ….. you….” Tang Yuan's eyes were tearing while his lips were trembling: ”I am me… I you… You … you…”
”What I you me?” Jun Mo Xie squinted his eyes as his patience started to give in: ”Fatty, don't call me your brother, I'm one step away from sending you to the dogs…. It's the middle of the night, and? Even if you don't wish to sleep, at least let the rest of us get some rest. At least take some pity on my watchdogs, they've been up all day… they are tired, why don't you let them rest a while? Now, why are you shouting in the middle of the night?”
”I, I, I ... I, damn, I thought I would die!” Tang Yuan looked at Jun Mo Xie with tears in his eyes: ”Third young master, I really don't know where you got this from…. Your idea will bring the world to an order… this idea will blow the mind of the entire world…. This is truly genius; I've never been so surprised in my entire life… me, I could worship you; like a surging river of endless rain, like the immortal waves of the seas, like the boundless white of the snowy mountains! You're really…..”
”Stop!” The series of boot-licking comments had left Jun Mo Xie dizzy. His order ended Tang Yuan's flattery, and so he asked: ”What are you trying to do?”
[Tang Yuan is certainly up to something; I know I'm very talented, he's right about that, but why would he go on and on about it!]
”The business plan...” Tang Yuan's hand trembled as he took out the paper: ”Did you write this yourself, or are you passing someone else's work as your own?”