127 Unambitious (2/2)

”Well….. painful.” Jun Mo Xie was stunned to see that the Fatty's back was dyed purple with almost a dozen bruise marks.

”… and look at this.” The Fatty turned around and pointed to his belly. There were five or six foot marks on his fat belly. Then he put on his robes again and stated bitterly: ”I will not show you my ass, but that's much worse off…. I can barely take a dump.”

”You've been beaten up like cattle, ah!” Jun Mo Xie was dumbstruck. ”It seems that you can't do anything about this, so you might as well not try…. Since your father is already clearing your way to the top, I believe that you won't have many issues, and you'll be able to cope with the pressure quite easily. Indeed, even if I was willing to find a solution for you, I don't think I'd be able to do much; no matter what we think, your father will not listen to any of it. I advise that you honestly try to become a minister for now, and then succeed him to his seat for now.”

Jun Mo Xie was silent all of a sudden. [What kind of heartless acts are people willing to do for power… he didn't even go easy on his own son…. Tang Yuan is being forced to reap where he hasn't sown… he's obviously going to be very reluctant about it.]

[But what kind of a man is his father?]

[Is he even more evil than me? Would I have been able to do something like this?]

”I'm not going to do that! I would rather die!” Tang Yuan stood up vehemently, and raised his hand to his chest as he chanted his vow with a firm look is his eyes: ”I will not take over the house master's seat; I will not become a minister; in this life, I will only make money!”

”Plop….” Jun Mo Xie stared blankly as the chair which was previously glued to the fatty's buttocks, finally dropped to the floor. He had never seen a clown like this one before; not in this world, nor in the previous one.

”I won't stray from my ideals, and all of my old man's possession and incentives will not deviate me from my path!” the fatty looked quite resolute: ”And I will fool that eunuch, Zhu Lao.”

”Eunuch Zhao Lao?” an idea popped up into Jun Mo Xie's mind as he said the word: [Tang Yuan would make a very good businessman, but his family will not allow him to do business. But if I helped him out, then we could start a partnership together… and we could amass a fortune over time?!]

With this thought in mind, Jun Mo Xie suddenly looked at Tang Yuan again, almost as if he was staring at a priceless commodity.

”What are you doing…. Why are you eyeing me like that? I, I… I'm a guy…. Stay away from me!” the fatty seemed afraid and backed off a few steps.

”ah....” Jun Mo Xie's internal organs were sent tumbling at the thought, and he barely managed to control his vomit.

”Well, I don't want to listen to more of your crap; you said that you'll fool that eunuch Zhu Lao, how?” Jun Mo Xie rolled his eyes. Eunuch Zhu Lao was quite close to the Emperor, which is why Jun Mo Xie estimated that the man must be an expert.

Eunuch Zhu Lao's given name was Zhu Zhu Zhu, which is quite funny, but the man is known to people like Jun Zhan Tian and Dugu Wudi, and visits them quite often. Thus, it can only be estimated that the man must be quite an expert himself, and was certainly not an ordinary man.

”That castrated old fool is in-charge of checking the body of the eunuchs, and is known to play around with them a lot.” Fatty grimaced: ”Brother, even though my body is a little fat, but I'm perfectly healthy, and I don't have any diseases, so I'll pass for sure… that is my main concern.”

The Fatty patted his belly with a sense of pride: ”I heard that the other guy, Mu Rong Qian Jun's medical examination was very brutal, and that old fool twisted his penis for a long time….. Mu Rong Qian Jun was pale after the examination… in fact, he was seen walking wide-legged for the next two weeks….” The Fatty seemed to be deriving entertainment from the rumor.

”Are you still feeling good about this? I think you should immediately start practicing walking like that.” Jun Mo Xie burst into laughter again, as he funnily stared at the fat meatball, trying to imagine how he'd look in the situation.

”Yes, yes, third master, you have to help me, I don't want to walk wide legged.” Tang Yuan immediately realized the gravity of his own impending fate.

”Medical examination…. Will he check your body naked?” Jun Mo Xie thought for a while, and came up with an idea. He extended his finger and made a poking gesture: ”Will he also check your back side?”