80 Gifts From Fatty (1/2)
”Thankfully, you didn’t die. Otherwise, I would be left alone. What would I ever do without you?” Fatty Tang wiped away his tears. After that, he drank a cup of tea that Little Ke brought in and called out. ”Come quickly! LIft and bring in the gifts that my Tang Family has prepared for Third Young Master Jun!”
Jun Mo Xie turned his attention to the outside, he was curious as to what kind of gifts did this brother prepare. He had even used the word ”lift” for the gifts, what kind of gifts could it be?
Two big boxes were carried into the room by two men, their faces showed expressions of extreme difficulty. Suddenly, Jun Mo Xie’s bedroom was completely occupied by Tang Yuan and the two big boxes. Even Little Ke did not have any space to occupy; she could only try to shrink her legs as she sat on the chair.
Tang Yuan waved to get the two men to move out and laughed. He moved around with a mysterious aura as he giggled and glanced at Jun Mo Xie. After opening the box, he moved away allowing Jun Mo Xie to see the contents within. Upon seeing it, Jun Mo Xie nearly fainted.
The box contained high-grade medicines, boxes after boxes, bottles after bottles, packages after packages… all of them were perfectly packed and the smell of medicine assailed one’s nose. One look was enough to ensure that the things inside were all valuables. Jun Mo Xie wondered, ”did this fatty sweep up all the medical shops in the capital?”
These medicines would certainly prove useful for the common injured folks. In fact, these medicines were important. Also, even if one has money, some of these medicines might be impossible to obtain. Yet, the problem here was… Jun Mo Xie is not an ordinary person, he required none of this medicine.
These items were no different from garbage in Jun Mo Xie’s eyes. At the very least, it was only chicken ribs!
Jun Mo Xie groaned and spoke feebly, ”Fatty, you’ve had it tough. Even if I were to get injured every day, these medicines could probably last a lifetime. Are you here to visit me or to curse me to get hurt more?”
Tang Yuan slammed the cover of the box and spoke in a triumphant demeanour, ”Third Young Master, what do you think of your brother’s technique of acquisition? As long as the medicine is available in Tian Xiang City, regardless if it is holy or pinnacle grade, all of it is now in these two boxes!” After saying that, he stealthy moved closer to Jun Mo Xie and whispered furtively, ”Third Young Master, those in the bottom layer are the ones that I’ve spent a huge amount of effort in acquiring. Those are very rare items that are very difficult to find so you must hide them carefully.”
”What is it?” Jun Moxie became interested; his eyebrows were raised as he asked.
Tang Yuan gave a furtive glance, smiling indecently, at Little Ke and replied, ”They are those that you will be most interested in, treasures that make females strong, Joysong Grass, Kinky Lady, Chaste Breaker, Golden Spirit Spear, Infallible Rod, Wall Piercer, Hundred Jin Hoist…
”Stop! Stop! Stop!” Jun Mo Xie was shocked, ”What in the world are all those weird stuff? What is that… Hundred Jin Hoist, just what is that?”
”Hundred Jin Hoist, hahaha…” Tang Yuan let out another obscene smile. Pointing at Jun Moxie’s crotch, he whispered. ”It means when you eat that item, then your d*ck could hoist up a hundred jin (60.5 kg)… oooh, good stuff!” Hearing Jun Mo Xie use the words ‘stuff’, Tang Yuan decided to follow suit.
”Bloody Hell! Don’t do this to me, that is simply too uncouth!” Jun Mo Xie felt himself having a headache. ”Hurry! Move it away! If my grandfather were to see it, he might decide to just cut my d*ck off! I want to take it with me into the afterlife! Don’t bring such calamity to me!”
”What are you afraid of? As long as one is a man, he will certainly appreciate this ‘stuff’. If I am not mistaken, Senior Boss Jun should have this as well. After all, there is nothing to scoff at his age. Without the help of this ‘stuff’, even with his glorious bearing, he may not be able… hehe…” Tang Yuan laughed out recklessly. Suddenly…
”What ‘stuff’ do I also have?” A deep, profound voice sounded out and Grandpa Jun stepped into view just outside the doors. A puzzled expression was on his face as he glanced at Tang Yuan before looking at the cramped room. ”What is going on? What were you just talking about earlier?”
Why is my luck so sh*tty! Tang Yuan was stunned, he was perspiring profusely, his eyes rolling about in disorder. The floor below his obese body had, in an instant became a pool of sweat, ”Oh, my pitiful life! If Old Master Jun heard those words I said…”
”What is all this stuff?” Grandpa Jun was annoyed. ”Quickly move this mess away!”