C1 (1/2)
On the train, the crowd was in an uproar.
Zhou Tian sighed inwardly.
”This isn't f * cking Spring Festival, why is it so crowded?”
Just after Labor Day, a large number of office workers who had returned to Jiangbei bought the cheapest green train to save money, causing the entire carriage to be packed and noisy, filled with the smell of instant noodles and men's stinky feet.
Suddenly.
”Clang!”
The train jolted, scaring everyone.
Zhou Tian staggered and lost his balance. He fell forward, feeling that he had hit a large ball of cotton. It was soft and very elastic.
”What are you doing? ”You little hooligan!” A spicy female voice was heard.
Zhou Tian looked up.
What he bumped into was not cotton, but the chest of a beautiful woman with heavy makeup. The beauty in front of him was wearing a light and refreshing outfit. She wore a thin, beige shirt, and on her lower body, black stockings … Zhou Tian swallowed his saliva. Was this what people often called a short skirt?
”Big Sis, yes, yes …” ”I can't.”
”Who are you calling Big Sis!?” Do I look that old? ” the beautiful lady in front of him said unhappily.
”Se... Se...” Sister? ” Zhou Tian then addressed him in a different way.
The beauty opposite of him immediately flew into a rage as she shouted angrily, ”Who are you calling Miss? Stinking brat, it's fine if you don't apologize, but you're actually scolding people. Big guy, judge! Is this kind of person a hooligan? ”
The passengers in the coach were all interested in the boring trip, so they started to criticize Zhou Tian.
”Sigh. This brat really doesn't know how to talk. He actually scolded me for being such a good person. ”
”People these days are too lacking in quality!” After bumping into someone, you didn't even say a word of apology. You acted like nothing happened. ”
”If I were the girl, I would have slapped her a long time ago.”
Zhou Tian was completely dumbfounded. He had been at the monastery for eighteen years and had devoted himself to cultivation, not knowing anything about the world. Now that he had just descended the mountain, why did the title ”Miss” suddenly become a curse?
The beautiful woman in front of him had a lifeless look in her eyes, her four limbs were weak and her pupils contracted at times, sometimes slow, sometimes fast. Zhou Tian took a glance and discovered that this woman was actually that good at doing things … He was also infected with a vile disease.
He immediately calmed down. With a cold expression, he blurted out.
”Beauty, you are sick!”
The beauty at the side was stunned for a moment before rebutting, ”Who's sick? I think you're the one who's sick! ”You're crazy!”
The spectators were all thinking of tearing Zhou Tian apart. Not only did this brat offend others, he even said that a beauty was sick. He didn't look like a good person at all.
The few older brothers on him immediately rolled up their sleeves as a sense of justice exploded within them. If Zhou Tian continued to make any more moves, these nationalistic youths would rush forward to beat him up on the spot.
However, Zhou Tian looked at the beautiful woman with a serious expression.
”Indignant black, dark skin, often feel abdominal pain, even sleeping unsteady, is it not?” Zhou Tian gave the diagnosis result.
The beautiful woman's body trembled slightly as she was shocked in her heart.
And then she said, ”So what? With your current state, you're still treating people? If you can see a doctor, even sows will climb trees. ”
Everyone followed the laughter and the atmosphere in the carriage became lively as countless people started to mock Zhou Tian.
”These days, there are many swindlers. Everyone says that they will see a doctor.”
”Yeah, one of the doctors dressed like a country bumpkin.”
”If he can see a doctor, not only can a sow climb a tree, but I can also crawl from one end of the carriage to the other.”
When Zhou Tian saw these people, he remembered his Master's words.
It was easy to treat an illness, but hard to treat the heart.
He stared into the eyes of the beautiful woman, staring intently at her, causing her to feel extremely flustered and at a loss for what to do.
Zhou Tian said coldly, ”You don't care so much about your body? You have three diseases on your body, the first is mammary gland hyperplasia, when you hit my head, there was a hard lump inside, the second was soft tissue contusion, not long ago, you should have fallen down and hurt your arm. ”The third disease …”
He paused and did not continue.
The beautiful lady before him had a pale face and was sweating profusely.
”You, you … ”How did you know?”
Everyone was puzzled as well. Breast hyperplasia was not hard to understand when you hit your chest just now. However, you could tell from the soft tissue contusion and fall. You can figure it out by pinching your fingers? Could it be that this brat had been following a woman all this time?
Although what Zhou Tian said was all true and he had slapped the faces of everyone who was present to eat, that person who was walking around the car on his back was still forcing his words, ”He, he …” It's just that I got lucky and guessed correctly, so it's no big deal. I don't believe that he's a doctor. ”
Zhou Tian smiled.
”He's right, I'm not a doctor? ”I am just a young Taoist from the Three Purities Sect in the Central South Mountain. Master gave me the name Nanchuan and told me to go down the mountain to gain experience and complete the great road of cultivation.”
When these words were spoken, everyone was shocked.
The woman who was holding the child in her arms asked, ”The Three Purities Monastery that was less than fifty kilometers away from Jiangbei Province?”