Chapter 884 - The Energy Explosion Pill (1/2)

Luo Dongqing said confused, “What else can I do other than that?”

Qin Haodong said helplessly, “With your kind of mindset, it’s good that your wife had not been annoyed to death by you. She certainly can’t let you go home!”

Luo Dongqing then hurriedly and modestly said, “Little Qin, then teach me. What should I do?”

“Cater to her preferences. Don’t be shameless.” Qin Haodong asked, “You even have a granddaughter. Don’t you know what your wife likes?”

Luo Dongqing scratched his head and said, “She hates it when I drink. It’s hard to say what she likes.”

Qin Haodong said angrily, “If I were a woman, I wouldn’t let a man like you sleep with me.”

“Oh! I remember now. She likes singing and listening to songs.”

Qin Haodong said, “That’s right. Since she likes listening to songs, you let her listen to them.”

Luo Dongqing said, “But I don’t know how to sing at all. I can’t let the students in the academy who are good at singing sing songs for her often, can I?”

“I have something good here. Take it.”

Qin Haodong said as he took out an MP3 from his Storage Ring. This was a gift from Ouyang Shanshan, which recorded every song of hers.

Originally, he had made over ten copies and wanted to give one to each of his family members. However, before he could do it, he had already reached the Lingwu Continent.

Now, he gave one to Luo Dongqing and taught him how to use it.

Luo Dongqing cried excitedly, “Little Qin, where did you get this? It’s really a divine weapon. Someone is singing inside and it sounds so good. My wife will like it very much!”

“Give this to her. It might not enable you to go home and sleep with her but it will at least win some affection from her.”

Luo Dongqing nodded his head repeatedly. He seemed to visualize his wife opening the door for him.

Qin Haodong said, “Also, you must change the way you address her. You can’t always call her ‘old lady’.”

Luo Dongqing asked in astonishment, “At this age, why can’t I call her old lady? Then, what should I call her?”

Qin Haodong said, “Call her ‘darling’. If you can’t call her that, call her ‘wife’. Anyway, you can’t call her old lady. Age is what women care about most. You have to remember that she will always be young in your heart.”

“Oh! Oh!” Luo Dongqing nodded his head.

Qin Haodong added, “And you have to change your image. You can’t be so sloppy all the time.

“Especially the wine gourd on your back. Aren’t you afraid that others will know that you are an alcoholic? Why do you always carry it on your back? Even if you want to drink, put it in the Storage Ring.”

“Got it. I’ll put it away at once.”

Luo Dongqing obediently put his iconic wine gourd into his Storage Ring.

Qin Haodong looked at him again and said, “Your image is not good. You must change your image. You look too old-fashioned.”

Luo Dongqing said unwillingly, “Little Qin, is it really necessary?”

“Of course, unless you don’t want to go home ever.”

“Change, I must change!” Luo Dongqing immediately said, “What image do you think I should change into?”

“Don’t worry. Just do as I say!”

Qin Haodong took out a pair of scissors and cut Luo Dongqing’s messy hair into a buzz cut.

When they were in Jiangnan University, the family backgrounds of his roommates were not very good. In order to save money, they bought a pair of scissors and cut each other’s hair. Therefore, Qin Haodong’s hairdressing skills were not bad.

After he was done with his hair, he used a knife to shave Luo Dongqing’s beard off.

“Not bad! You look much younger.”

Qin Haodong took out an Armani suit, a white shirt, and a pair of black leather shoes from his Storage Ring. He threw them to Luo Dongqing and said, “Change into these clothes and shoes.”

When he came here, he had plundered the entire warehouse of the Alien Demons. The top management of the Alien Demons were used to changing into human forms. Naturally, they had all kinds of human clothing.

In order to get used to this continent, it was not suitable for him to wear this kind of clothes but he did not mind giving them to the Associate Director of the Tortoise Academy.

Luo Dongqing glanced at them and said, “Can these clothes be worn?”

“Why can’t you wear them? You’ll know once you try.” Qin Haodong said as he tore off Luo Dongqing’s robe that was worn and reeked of alcohol.

Then, he helped him put on the shirt, suit, and black leather shoes.

Fine feathers make fine birds. He was originally a geezer. However, after this, he immediately became much more handsome.

No wonder the female teacher fell in love with him back then. It turned out that this geezer was quite handsome.

Luo Dongqing stood in front of the bronze mirror and looked at it. He felt that it was a totally different person inside. He asked with some uncertainty, “Little Qin, is this okay?”

Qin Haodong patted him on the shoulder and said, “Trust me. Definitely!”

Then he took out a large bouquet of roses from his Storage Ring and stuffed it into Luo Dongqing’s hand. “Take this and give her the flowers first. Don’t take the initiative to say that you want to go home. When the time comes, your wife will naturally invite you back.”