C1 (1/2)
”Welcome to the Chat Group of the Underworld!”
”Welcome to the Chat Group of the Heavenly Court!”
Ann Sudong was lying on the hospital bed, looking at the two notifications on the phone.
Originally, Ann Sudong wanted to buy it online, but he found that the entire interface of the Alipay had changed.
On his friends list, all of them had their nicknames prefixed on the Heavenly Court or the Underworld.
There was Underworld Black Impermanence, Heavenly Court God of Fortune. Looking down, Taibai Jinxing, Supreme Lord Lao Zi, Sun Wukong, Erlang Shen, Yama King, King Qu …
All the familiar names from the legends were listed!
What had just been prompted were the two Chat Group s formed by the group of good friends.
The Chat Group of the Underworld, all had the same prefix; the Chat Group of the Heavenly Court, all had the prefix of the Heavenly Court.
”His phone couldn't have been infected by the virus, right?” Ann Sudong felt a bit of regret in his heart.
F * ck, I knew this little website couldn't just be messed around with!
”Ding!”
At this time, a group chat notification popped up in the Underworld's Chat Group.
”The organization has sent a new person. Hurry up and send a red packet over!” Underworld: Black Impermanence.
”That's right, that's right. A newcomer must have good judgement. Hurry up and send a red packet!” Underworld: White Impermanence.
”…” Ann Sudong was speechless, could it be that there was something wrong with their brains?
”Crash!”
The sound of coins dropping into pockets rang out. This was the special red packet sound produced by Alipay.
A red packet appeared at the group chat, ”Welcome, newcomer!”
Underworld, King Qinguang sent out a red packet!
When he took the red packet, Ann Sudong subconsciously clicked on it and a notification popped up.
”Congratulations, you have obtained 22 merit points. You have deposited your treasure deposit. Please take note to accept it!”
After the red packet was snatched away, the group instantly became lively. King Chujiang got one point of merit and said, ”Boss, you're too stingy!”
”Thank you, Hallmaster, for your red packet!” Ox-Head, who had snatched 188 Merit Points, sent a cute emoji.
”Old, I was too slow to snatch it!” Yama King of the Underworld said.
King Qirin Fish said, ”Fifth brother, what did you prepare for the Queen Mother's Immortality Peach Banquet?”
”I don't know what to prepare either.” Yama King sent a wailing emoji.
Ann Sudong stared at his phone, he did not have the time to care about the content of the group chat, his expression stunned, and muttered: ”What is the merit?”
”Fellow Daoist Wushi, are you there?” At this moment, a friend request popped up.
Ann Sudong's nickname on the internet was precisely ”Forever”, and it was indeed because of the mesmerizing name given to his by a certain great author of online literature.
”Horse-Face? What's the matter? ” Ann Sudong glanced at the other party's nickname and asked.
”Fellow Daoist, please lend me some merit. Tomorrow is the birthday of the God of Fortune, Zhao Gongming. I wish to present you with some gifts …”
”Gift gift?”
Zhao Gongming's birthday, you little brat from the Underworld, you want to curry favor with the God of Fortune?
The heck, the city knows how to play. His words sounded as though they were true.
”Alright.” With this thought, Ann Sudong casually replied, ”I don't have any merits, but I heard that Zhao Gongming loves to eat chickens the most, so how about I get you a chicken?”
Zhao Gongming loved to eat chickens, which was an ancient legend. Ann Sudong's family worshiped the God of Fortune, so he knew this legend.
Horse-Face knew that, but chickens only existed in the mortal world. There were no such birds in the Heavenly Court or the Underworld.
Horse-Face was extremely shocked, and his hands trembled as he typed, ”Brother, you actually have a way in the mortal world?!”
Ann Sudong laughed out loud, he could already tell that this man was crazy, it would be good to tease him to improve his mood. How can I send you the chicken? ”
”Fellow Daoist, where are you now?”
”The mortal world!”
Black Impermanence was stunned. After a long while, he finally sent a message and said in astonishment, ”It's been two thousand years, no one can go to the Yang World. Could it be that Fellow Daoist is a newly ascended immortal?”
Snake essence disease! Were these two groups formed by patients in a mental hospital?
As his classmate helped him to complete the discharge procedures, Ann Sudong didn't bother with Horse-Face anymore and started to pack his stuff.
A short while later, Horse-Face sent another message.
”Fellow Daoist, for the past two thousand years, no matter who it is, no one, no one, no one, shall enter the mortal world. At this time in the mortal world, it could be said to be extremely convenient! ” At the end of the Yellow Springs of the Underworld, Horse-Face stood at the end of the bridge and was completely shocked. He edited the message on his phone, ”Fellow Daoist, you only need to use your phone to scan and send it to me.”
Due to being hospitalized, there were quite a few gift boxes beside him, so Ann Sudong took two photos of them and sent them over to Horse-Face.
However, he did not realize that the moment he sent the picture, the two pickpocket gift boxes disappeared into thin air.
In the Underworld, a wave of cold wind blew past, causing two pickpocket boxes to appear in front of Horse-Face!
”Hahaha, Fellow Daoist, you really are in the mortal world. I hope you can support me in the future!” After being stunned for a moment, Horse-Face immediately took out his phone, ”Tomorrow, I will give Zhao Gongming a gift. When he has enough money, he will definitely return your two boxes of chickens.”
Ann Sudong, ”...”
The mentally ill were all movie emperors!
Ann Sudong replied with a message, ”It's nothing much.”
Heh, after the other party's disturbance, Ann Sudong's mood became much better, and the grief from breaking up also lessened.
Ann Sudong had to start being hospitalized from when he broke up with his girlfriend a few days ago.
The two of them had been in the same school for three years and not long ago, Ann Sudong had finally officially established a relationship between a man and a woman.
It was his birthday a few days ago, so Ann Sudong grit his teeth and bought the latest Apple phone as a birthday present for her.