Chapter 70 Dumbass Went Mad (2/2)
Xiao Bing seemed upset. ”When I was in primary school, someone stabbed my hand with a pencil. I took the pencil and stabbed him in the face.”
The hooligan's eyes brightened instantly. He patted Xiao Bing on the shoulder and complimented him. ”Even though you are a rookie, I can see your potential. When this is over, I'll recommend you to a boss. Work hard and you will have cars, houses, and women. There are great possibilities!”
Xiao Bing acted as if he had just learned a good lesson. This hooligan seemed to truly think of Xiao Bing as a lad of great potential. Like a well-experienced hooligan, he added, ”Today's deal is very important. The North Heaven Queen has issued a wanted notice for a cook named Xiao Bing in this noodle house. Whoever who brings his head to her will be rewarded with 1,000,000 RMB. Moreover, the queen will take him as her confidant. Imagine the money, power, and glory! We're now waiting for that son of a bitch. But there's a stupid guy standing in our way.”
Then, they heard a roar and a blast from the inside. Xiao Bing and the hooligan followed the sound and saw another hooligan being lifted up and thrown on the ground. Xiao Bing covered his eyes with his hands. He could imagine how much that would hurt.
There were four sturdy men lying at Dumbass' feet. He ripped off his clothes, exposing his firm muscles. He pounced on his chest several times and shouted excitedly, ”Come on! Who else wants to fight me?”
It seemed that he was having great fun.
Xiao Bing laughed, thinking that Dumbass was truly bored in this noodle house. He assumed that Dumbass was more suitable for bodyguard duties instead of buying and trimming vegetables. ”It's truly impressive that the North Heaven Queen sent these hooligans to disturb me but they are also humans who are afraid of death. Let Dumbass teach them a lesson so that they will be warned properly.”
Xiao Bing was still hiding in the crowd, not wanting to make his presence known. Suddenly, one of the hooligans shouted, ”Don't fight him one by one. Let's finish him together!”
All of them agreed. About 50 hooligans charged at Dumbass. Xiao Bing was the only exception, standing still behind the crowd with his hands crossed in front of his chest. He mentally counted.
”One, two, three, four...” Dumbass did not try to defend himself because their attacks were like raindrops to him. Seeming unstoppable, Dumbass marched forward like a bulldozer and knocked down the hooligans one by one.
”This feels so damn good!” Dumbass totally seemed mad. One of the hooligans hit him with a wooden stick, only to find the stick breaking. Dumbass's head did not even bleed. The hooligan started running away in a panic but Dumbass grabbed him, lifted him up, threw him like putting a shot. The hooligan drew a perfect para-curve in the air and fell into a trash can.
When more and more men were knocked over, these 50 hooligans became so scared that they intended to run. However, Dumbass grabbed them one by one and knocked them down as well.
In less than five minutes, all of the hooligans were on the ground, wailing. Seemed unsatisfied, Dumbass said, ”You guys are so fragile. My mom once said the strong can't bully the weak. But I was fighting all of you, which makes me, the weak, overcome the stronger one.”
Xiao Bing walked toward him and laughed. ”Dumbass, you're not dumb at all.”
Dumbass scratched his head and grinned. ”My mom said that I'm not dumb, just a little stupid.”
Xiao Bing laughed out loud and looked around. He found some of the hooligans were still wailing on the ground while some were back on their feet. But none of them dared to leave. Scared, they fixed their eyes on the two of them, especially Dumbass.
Xiao Bing looked at them and said compellingly, ”I know it's the North Heaven Queen who sent you, or you were just answering her call. I assume some of you have already recognized me. My last name is Xiao. Usually, I'm called Xiao Bing.”
The hooligan who talked to him earlier suddenly blushed and lowered his head.
”I want to tell you something today. You want to win her favor and the prize? I'm fine with that. Disturb me and I'll just tie you to a wire pole and beat the crap out of you. After all, I'm kind and gentle when it comes to fighting.”
”But you better not mess with the people around me. I don't want to see any of them harmed. If you hurt their left hand, I'll break both your hands. If you hurt their right hand, I also will break both of your hands. If it is their left leg, I'll break both of your legs. If it is their right leg, I'll break your three legs.”
One of the hooligans asked, ”If it is their right leg, shouldn't you break two legs? Why are you adding our dick as well...”
”Well, there's special treatment for right legs...”
”...”