Chapter 95 - Mimeo (1/2)

{...*Coincidence!...I was just annoyed with your oblivious behavior!...}

{...I don't buy it -_-)...}

{...I really don't know him! Never even heard of him! I just thought...Since he's an Emperor he must be smart and all that stuff too...Yes! You know becoming Emperor isn't easy haha...}

{...-_-)...Idiots become Emperors too...}

{...*True, but you have a high opinion of him and you're really not an easy person to impress...}

{...I don-...}

{...*You do! Although you also think he's annoying, then again, you think everyone is annoying, even me! And I'm wonderful! I have a great personality and everything, I can't say the same about you. Therefore -... What was I talking about again?...}

{...-_-)...You were telling how you know him...}

{...*Oh yes, since when he was an ado-...}

The bracelet suddenly stopped again and Lei Xing sneered.

{...Continue...}

{...*You tricked me!...}

{...I did no such thing. Continue...}

{...*Look, I honestly don't know your Emperor personally, but I know of him...I know his exact type!... Hehe~ I've actually spent quite a long time studying his type! I've watched someone just like him grow up...}

{...Ahh, I see. So you watched him grow up...Are you Eunuch Li?!...}

{...*What?! Of course not! I am much more brilliant!... Anyway, back to your question...from my experience with this type, he-...}

{...I didn't ask you a question -_-)...}

{...*Irrelevant! His problem is that he is STUPIDLY OVERCONFIDENT!...}

Lei Xing scoffed.

{...Overconfident? Power trip much? (◔_◔)...}

{...*-_-)...How did you turn out this way?...}

{...What did I do now?...}

{...*Why are you so - *sigh* Don't you feel anything? At all? A few moments ago you were blushing in his arms and now you're -...}

Lei Xing burst out laughing.

{...Awwn how cute, a bracelet with a romantic heart...Let me enlighten you. It's normal for people to react like that in those situations. I'm still a person with a body, and the body reacts the way it reacts. There's no helping it. Those momentary feelings are fleeting at best and mean nothing. Haha can't believe I have to explain this to you, thought you were brilliant hahahahahaha...}

{...*-_-)...Leaving the dead at heart aside...}

{...Whatever you say hahaha...}

Lei Xing laid down on her bed still laughing. She was actually enjoying this discussion, it was taking her mind off the events of the evening.

{...*What I meant is that he is overconfident because in his mind, you're already his...You're already married. Therefore, he feels no rush to act and is comfortable with playing the long game, annoyingly so...The best weapon to propel him to act is COMPETITION!...So just go flirt with someone else, that should be enough! Anyone will do!...}

{...-_-)...Yeah, I'm not doing that...}

{...*WHY NOT?!!...}

{...Because my head could fly...}

{...*He would never hurt you...}

{...Says a bracelet who doesn't ”know” him...Also, have you not been paying attention? I don't care to ”propel” him. Frankly, I want the opposite...and you seem awfully interested in the love life of a ”stranger”...}

{...*I told you I don't know him!! It's just...just...he reminds me of someone. I mean the situation does...I just feel bad for the poor child who has fallen for an impossible girl...}

{...I'm not impossible and he's not a poor ”child”. He's a rich Emperor with an expanding harem, so nothing to feel bad about...How about this? Since you have a lot of love for him, how about I gift him to you? Sorry, I meant gift you to him. That way you can happily enjoy his company and personally coach him on the art of ”propelling”...}