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”Yes, first never call or think of them as conquest it rude on so many levels.” daniel nodded his head as he half listed to the game intro.
”Second, it depends on the mood of the person, the mood decide the path you must take.”
”Third, kindness and gentleness will get you into more people's beds and it's also less likely to get you hit in the face and arrested.”
'That seems kind of obvious”
”It is but you would be surprised how many people don't do it, some time its arrogance, sometimes there really drunk, a lot of times its stupidity.”
”Stupidity?” daniel asked as he started the game tutorial.
”Yes stupidity is everywhere,” Sam said with an annoyed tone.
”Can't argue with that.” daniel said before a calm silence overtook them while he played the game.
While this silence the disembodied voice returned to sam's head. ”Good morning dear lord”
Sam didn't even bat an eye.
”I'm sorry I took so long to contact you. I believed contacting you anytime earlier would have gotten me a negative response” the voice sounded upset with itself.
”I must say you have good judgment because if you had contacted me before now you would have been cursed out.” sam said as he waved off the worried look daniel gave him out of the corner of his eye. ”So what do you need of me”
”I need nothing of you, I exist only to help the cosmic lords. So I ask would you like me to start your tutorial.
”Sure, no time like the present”
”Okay, you can pause and resume at any time.” for a moment the voice didn't say anything.
”Welcome newborn lord”, okay now it sounded like the voice for action movie trailers with a bit of horror trailer thrown in, ”as a cosmic lord you have gained a huge responsibility needed for the life and happiness of the entire universe. But with this responsibility, you have been gifted many privileges and services.”
”Among these services is the status screen, using biometric scanning, neural scanning, and an energy scan, you can see the measurements of your physical mental and energy capabilities.
”The next is the skill record, over the course of the life's lord it has been proven that they collect a large number of skills and sometimes forget about some of them so the skill record service was created. Currently, the only skills on record are the ones you used while you were trapped in the fake world by your predecessor.'
” the third service available to you at this point is a store that services the entire universe run by a group of first's, this store sells everything that exists in the universe. From food to weapons, furniture and knowledge, countess forms of entertainment, raw materials, workforce, and even things your planet doesn't have words for yet.”
”You can access these easily by stating their name in your head or out loud, please open one so I can continue.”
Sam didn't open one immediately to give him some time to digest and it looks like daniel was going to need his help in a minute.
A minute later he was right, he had started the first seduction. It was the chieftess of the main characters home village.
”Okay, so what should I do here,” daniel asked sam.
”First take a good look at the women's body language what does it tell you” sam instructed. Daniel looked at the screen focusing on the chieftess for a couple of moments.
”She keeps rubbing her shoulders and their bags under her eyes so she exhausted.”
”So which of the options offered would be best” daniel choose in a moment to offer her a massage, only to be rejected because they weren't any trust between them. But he did get a small quest to start earning some.
[status] while daniel did the quest sam opened his status menu.
Samuel, sam, Vegal
Lord Of Lust
Mind-1.9
Body-1.4
Energy-4.4
Lord Level-0
Note: three abnormal energy core detected.
Note: two forms of energy poisoning detected
”Interesting” and sam truly thought this about his status
”The body state is made of the collective information of your bodies functions such as your body strength, reflexes, flexibility, endurance, immune system, healing speed, and a few other factors.”
”The mind state is made from the information of your brain and nerves, like your memory, information processing, defense, and more factors
”The energy state is decided by the amount of energy in your body you can use and how well you control it,
”Your lord level is a face value state, it is your level as a lord as a leader. Currently, it is at zero because there is no data on your leadership skills. When you showcase your skills it will change.”
”The states will change accordingly to the state of their respective representations.”
Sam thought over the new information for a bit before he asked, ”how are my states? Are they good or bad? And what about the two notes at the bottom.”
The voice was silent for a moment before answering ”in comparison to the rest of your species they are higher than anyone in a mildly active life you live now, for a lord there must be raised post haste, the notes are things that you should note that are detrimental or beneficial to your states.”
”The second note is detrimental the first has yet to be decided” sam wasn't able to name what was in its tone but he got the feeling it wasn't happy.
”Well the first note is about my ability witching hour and the second is the side effect about using it, though I never called it energy poisoning.” sam informs the voice that needed a name. It mumbled a bit and all sam got was something about collecting data.
”Careful to your right” sam told daniel as he played a mini-games that looks like dodgeball with grenades.
”Thank you, so how long till you explain why you've been talking to yourself,” Daniel respond his eyes never leaving the screen the mini-games in this game was bizarre, you can tell the creators had a lot of fun making this game.
”Something is speaking into my mind, I just don't feel like thinking back to it. Said flatly as he stretched a bit before getting off the couch. ”Hey you want something to drink?” he asked as he walked into the kitchen.
”Coffee!” daniel demanded.
”Your addicted” sam stated.
”You're an addiction” the grumpy reply came.
”Got that right” sam said with a smirk, that confuse daniel for a moment.
”Just get me some ice water,” he grumbled before turning his attention to the chainsaw wilding slime. After grabbing daniel ice water and himself a glass of explosive orange juice he sat back on the couch.
Handing daniel his drink he said 'skill record”