Chapter 123: Yihi’s Bizarre Adventure (2) (1/2)
Chapter 123: Yihi’s Bizarre Adventure (2)
Yihi held the Fairy Knight's Sword and looked around.
A pink world.
A sunny valley flowing with sweet honey and all types of cookies. A huge rainbow was floating in the sky while the sun looked like a giant cookie. It was weird to see sunlight coming from a cookie.
A pink unicorn was playing in a unique field of pink mushrooms and pink sunflowers. There were pink dogs, pink cats and even all the cookies were pink.
This was...a pink garden.
A place she had never heard of. Even Yihi was forced to panic.
“Eobobo. W-where is this place?”
She swallowed her saliva. Her sword-holding hands trembled.
She remembered a door forming and then she was dragged to this ridiculous place. How could she not be surprised?
“Master? Where are you? Are you messing with Yihi...?”
She hid behind a pink bush and saw the dead body of a rat. Rather than Master, the only existences around her were the pink unicorn and other pink creatures.
Hihing~
The unicorn poked out its tongue and its ears were pricked up. The sight of it turning upside down to chew the grass was enough to make anyone think it was crazy.
”Yihi won’t be safe if I’m caught by that crazy unicorn. I-I will hide here and watch the situation. Master said to me. Er...enter a cave to avoid getting eaten by tigers? Ah, no. That wasn’t it. What was it?”
She fell into a state of panic. Several thoughts passed through her head as she tried to ignore the reality. But time passed and the pink unicorn was still there.
Even the sun was still cookie shaped.
”I will count to one million. The unicorn will surely be tired and go to a different place by then. One, two, three...five hundred and ninety nine...one, two, three...”
Once she repeated from one to ninety nine hundreds of times, the unicorn finally started to move.
Hihing~!
It was peeing. It furiously urinated all over the place. The urine spread out from the unicorn’s body like a fountain.
”That unicorn really is crazy. By the way, Master is bigger. Master has two big weapons. Now it has increased to three. Overall, it is Master’s victory. Yihihi.”
Yihi clapped as she compared the protruding parts. Yihi showed strong interest in anything related to Master.
However, that fun only lasted a short time.
Yihi was in an unknown place with a scary unicorn so she quickly became exhausted.
She slowly closed her eyes from the fatigue.
“Hiing. Master, I want to see you. Yihi will work hard in the future. Don’t throw Yihi away...yawn.”
Yihi scratched her belly and drooled.
In her dreams, she was running through the flower garden while holding hands with Master.
Between the ‘hahahas’ and ‘hohohos’, both of them looked happy.
“Master. I am Yihi. In fact. I like Master!”
he made a small, pretty bouquet and handed it to Master. Master smiled as he received the bouquet and patted Yihi on the head.
“Me too. Yihi, I felt feelings of love from the moment I first saw you.”
“Ah...! Master, Yihi has been yours since the beginning!”
”Even the gods can’t tear our love apart. I will become the devil and Yihi will sit next to me. You will be by my side forever. I will always be happy if my hands can pat your head and touch Yihi’s beautiful hair.”
“Yihi. Master stroking my head is the thing I love best in this world. Yihihi. In the future, don’t scold Yihi!”
“Yes. Of course. I will expand your garden. You can annoy the bees to your heart’s content.”
“Yihihi!”
”This as well? I will praise you every day.”
“Yihihihi!”
“I will stroke your head at least a hundred times.”
“Yihihihihi!”
She was happy. She wished this time would go on forever.
However, there was one thing.
“By the way, Master. Why are you licking Yihi’s cheeks with your tongue?”
“......”
“Master? W-why is your face suddenly pink...?”
”N-no!”
Yihi’s eyes widened as she woke up and shot upwards.
There was no lush flower garden or Master whispering words of love.
“Pant pant, a dream. It is lucky. Master’s face didn’t turn pink.”
She was so surprised that sweat was flowing down her face.
She wiped off the sweat with the back of her hand.
“What? Why is it so sticky?”
However, the liquid she wiped away wasn’t sweat.
She frowned as she thought about it.
Huoong.
In the next moment, she felt something breathing next to her.
At the same time, something licked Yihi’s cheek.
“......”
Yihi turned to take a look and froze.
Hihing~
The pink unicorn had poked out its tongue and was wildly waving its head.
“......”
Hihing~
Head bang!
The unicorn’s head moved from side to side, up and down without stopping.
It was disgusting. There was a runny nose and tears.
“Hiing...”
Hihing~!
Were her wings wet with saliva?
They couldn’t be unfolded. She couldn’t fly.
Yihi started to quickly run on her two little feet. And the pink unicorn calmly followed after her.
“Don’t follow me! Yihi isn’t tasty!”
Yihi was desperate. She recklessly ran through the pink forest. After tens of minutes. Yihi’s expression became increasingly more exhausted.
“This can't continue. That perverted unicorn will eat me.”
The good news was that the unicorn wasn’t in sight. It would catch up soon but she still had a chance.
Yihi quickly looked around the area.
”I will hide over there.”
At the bottom of a hill, there was a small cave in a blind spot. At first glance, it seemed like an appropriate place to hide her body.
Yihi quickly ran into the cave.
”Huiyu~. That was hard. Yihi doesn’t have the strength to walk anymore.”
She leaned back against the cave wall and massaged her feet. She couldn’t remember the last time she had run somewhere. No, this was actually the first time. She was always obstinate about flying.
After a short break, Yihi started to examine the cave.
“A strange looking cave. There are a lot of huge mushrooms.”
Of course, the mushrooms were pink. Still, all of them looked different and it stimulated Yihi’s curiosity.
”I need to go further inside. Yihi needs to find a safe place for Yihi to defend herself.”
Kungcha!