225 Not Too Bad (1/2)
Needless to say, the novel went on to vividly describe how the two more than slightly drunk men made use of the so-called bridal chamber that night. Su Yan took one look at the first few paragraphs, grimaced and immediately skipped three chapters.
Well, thankfully … Su Yan just wanted to praise that he could skip chapters when a few of the words entered his line of sight.
[”Ah Ying, how about I call you Xiao Gui? Wouldn't you feel much closer to my brother then?”
”I don't mind, I don't mind. Just continue. Ah! Mn, Ah Ting …” Huan Gui Ying only managed to get out a few words before the pleasure overwhelmed him. He clung to Wang Ya Ting's body, moaning incessantly.]
Su Yan's brows twitched. What was going on here? Hadn't he immediately skipped three chapters when Wang Ya Ting and Huan Gui Ying entered that room? How come they were still at it? Or had something else happened in between?
He bit his lower lip, debating with himself whether or not he should have a look. Unfortunately, it was always curiosity that killed the cat. Su Yan went two chapters back and started to read the beginning of what had happened immediately after the two characters entered the room.
[Wang Ya Ting and Huan Gui Ying went through the motions of a wedding as good as they could in their intoxicated state. This actually just meant that they promised themselves to stay together and then bowed to make everything seem more official. After that, they turned to look at each other.
Huan Gui Ying's cheeks reddened and his breath came in short huffs. ”Then … should I strip?”]
Su Yan skipped to the next chapter as soon as he saw Huan Gui Ying uttering this sentence. Just as he had thought. This stupid novel had let the birds out again. And it hadn't even taken the time to describe the wedding before that! What was it with that two-sentence description of such an important plot point?! How could the author just gloss over it like that?!
He shook his head and tried to concentrate on the next chapter but, naturally, it didn't get any better.
[Wang Ya Ting finally couldn't take it any longer. With a wild growl, he ripped his own robe from his body and pounced on his newly-wedded bride. It was time for the rice to become cooked!]
Su Yan sighed and went back to the chapter where he had originally wanted to continue to read, then he skipped to the chapter following it. He would never believe that this shitty novel would actually manage to conclude everything somewhere in this chapter. It would at least drag things out until the end and only start with the next actual plot point in the following chapter.