207 Don’t Lie to Me! (1/2)
Nie Chang looked at his little darling in a daze. What was this supposed to mean? Could someone explain to him?
”Ah Yan —”
”Stop!” Su Yan resolved himself to point at Nie Chang and only cover his backside with one hand.
Nie Chang shut up and lifted his hands in surrender. Su Yan would probably tell him what the problem was anyway.
Su Yan waited and only when he saw that Nie Chang really wouldn't pounce on him did he dare to lift his chin. ”You! Tell me the truth! Where does the bird go?”
Nie Chang looked right back at him, his expression blank. Huh? What was he talking about? He blinked and forced himself to ponder the question. The bird … that should be referring to the bird from the novel? So …
Nie Chang almost took a look at his own bird to make sure that it hadn't gone anywhere while Su Yan was lying on his lap. He refrained from doing so at the last moment though. First of all, he hadn't felt anything. He still didn't feel anything and this wasn't something that would happen without him knowing, right? And even if there was some possibility that his bird had indeed gone somewhere it shouldn't, he felt like he shouldn't look at it now. Because if he did …
Nie Chang gulped. Right now, he felt like there was a minefield between him and Su Yan and each word he said or each thing he did, equaled one step he took on this minefield. Unfortunately for him, there was only one safe way to the other side and neither was it straight nor was it continuous. It was rather like he'd have to leap from one safe spot to the next and knowing Su Yan there might only be one safe spot on this whole minefield at all.
”Uh …” Nie Chang continued to hold his hands in the air and took a leap of faith. ”Nowhere?”
The first mine blew up.
”Don't talk any nonsense! Naturally, the bird has to go somewhere! Do you honestly want me to believe it's just left hanging there?!”
Nie Chang shook his head like a rattle drum. ”Of course not!”
”See!” Su Yan lifted his chin even further. ”So speak! Where does the bird go?!”
Nie Chang's gaze shifted to where Su Yan's other hand still covered his backside. It couldn't be that … Su Yan had read that novel and only now figured out how they were supposed to have sex, could it?
He gulped again. This was bad. This was really bad. Su Yan obviously didn't like the idea that the bird was supposed to go there. So what was he supposed to do? Lie and tell him it would go somewhere else? But then he'd get it when he tried to have sex any other way than he described on Friday.
So he could only say the truth but that meant he would get it now. Well, maybe there was the possibility that Su Yan would calm down until Friday if he was honest right now? That was at least better than nothing and if all else failed, he could call Madam Su and have her help him. With her wise words in his ear, Su Yan would probably understand that it was supposed to be like that.