Chapter 300 - Happy 1-year anniversary (2/2)
”....” Kris did not react at all.
”I swear if our kids are as unemotional as you... my motherhood life will be tortured with 6 little Kris.”
”I like that sound of that.” Kris smiled and walked in with the giant stack of clothes.
”Where did----” Lena was about to say ”go...” but then she spotted a small box on the of the clothes that Kris was carrying.
She immediately grabbed for it but Kris grabbed it back.
”How did you get this?!” Lena tried to reach for it again but Kris put his hand up, teasing the size difference between them.
”What do you mean? It was as if it was begging for me to see it. It fell from the sky.”
”KRIS!”
Kris chuckled. With his other arm, he wrapped it around Lena and brought her to the sofa, with her sitting on his lap.
He brought the box out front and turned it around for a good look.
”How did you know I was a Large?” Kris asked.
”Shut up... you're asking me such a stupid question. It's like me asking you how did you know my bra size. I touched that thing a million times I can create a 3d model of it with 100% accuracy.”
”Really??” Kris laughed.
Lena grabbed the box from him. ”This is for our 1-year anniversary.” She proudly admitted.
”1-year... babe... you want me to wait 1 year to use this? You have 7 more boxes of them and each has 100.... that will take us... like... a week to use it.”
Lena slapped his hand. ”A week?! These are limited edition, we need to use them only on special occasions.”
”800 special occasions....?”
”No, I was going to gift the other ones... dur.”
Kris grabbed the box back from Lena and opened it. He took out one of the content and read it.
”Glow in the dark... yellow.”
”OH! Do they have a pink one?” Lena exclaimed. She grabbed the box back from Kris and dumped it on the table.
She hopped off her lap and sat on the floor as she spread the items and searched for a pink glow in the dark.
Kris glanced at the empty box and smiled. It read Mystery Condom: 100 condoms, one never the same as so you'll never get bored.
He suddenly picked up Lena from the ground. With one hand, he grabbed a random stack of condoms from the table and walked to his room.
”Happy 1-year anniversary bae!” He smiled mischievously at her.