Chapter Twenty-Nine: Unfriend for One Minute (2/2)

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That night, Yan Jin asked his close friends if they had time to eat dinner together.

Chu Ge: Are you mad? Today is the Double Seven Festival, who the hell wants a gathering with you filthy guys. I want to spend time with my girlfriend, okay?

Nan Wei: No. Scram. Ask again and I’ll delete you as a friend.

A certain childhood sweetheart: Catching up on my sleep.

Yan Jin who purposely postponed his company’s celebration dinner: What happened???

Not expecting that he would get rejected, Yan Jin ended up buying take-out for dinner and headed home.

Xiao Yu stood at the edge of the table as he carefully listened to the noises coming from the door. The moment Yan Jin opened the door, he started squeaking loudly.

“SQUEAKKKK!” Why are you not kneeling and thanking the great me!?

Yan Jin’s complicated gaze landed on Xiao Yu. He did not expect for only a hamster to accompany him for this year’s Double Seven Festival.

For the past few years around this time… he was usually forced to attend some arranged marriage meetings.

It did not seem too bad after all.

“Come on, we’ll get you some supper.”

The supposed supper was probably just an extra dish of nuts and dried fruit. Every time Yan Jin returned home late, if Xiao Yu was still awake, Yan Jin would always prepare something like that as a dessert for him.

Previously, Xiao Yu would always be elated about it. But this time round, Xiao Yu felt that it was not balanced with the amount of effort that he had put in.

After they took a clean shower, Xiao Yu was placed on the dining table in the living room.

Suddenly, he smelled something fragrant that belonged to food. It was not the bland fragrance of of nuts; instead, it smelled delicious – it belonged to human food!

Just then, Yan Jin stepped into the kitchen.

Xiao Yu widened his fiery eyes as he scanned through everything that was on the dining table, and then locked his gaze onto the squarish box that had Pizzaxxx printed on it.

It’s pizza!

Xiao Yu excitedly mobilized his four limbs as he dashed to the front of the carton box. Without much effort, he quickly opened the side of the box.

The delicious fragrance came gushing out of the box.

When Yan Jin came out from the kitchen with a glass of wine in his hand, he was shocked to find that Xiao Yu, who was supposedly munching on his nuts was no longer there, and he couldn’t be found on the table either.

His hand trembled and the glass fell onto the floor, spilling the wine all over the floor.

“Fishy, Fishy, where are you?”

After calling out a few times with no response, Yan Jin’s heart beated even faster. He mentally reminded himself to calm down as he carefully made his way towards the dining table.

The table had a flower vase, a bag that was filled with snacks, and an open box of pizza.

Wait, an open box of pizza?

Yan Jin went to the other side of the table and lifted the cover of the pizza box.

The hamster whosemouth was stuffed with cheese was shocked by the sudden brightness. His triangular little body turned a few rounds as if trying to confirm if he was caught red-handed.

Regretfully, he was.

Xiao Yu used both his paws to swiftly pull a big chunk of that pizza that he had bitten several dents out of and then ran towards Yan Jin.

This was a time to showcase his talent – acting cute.

Xiao Yu put the pizza aside and laid on his back, revealing that whitish stained stomach with his limbs spread out.

Originally, he had planned to raise his head and look at Yan Jin with his cute, sparkly eyes. But, he did not expect to have eaten that much, as his round stomach did not allow him to even flip over.

“Squeak!!” Xiao Yu screamed panickily.

Shit, he had too much, he felt like vomiting.

Just when he thought he was going to vomit, Yan Jin picked him up.

“You really gave me a bad scare. Don’t run around like that next time, understand?”

Xiao Yu laid on Yan Jin’s palm and nodded his head weakly.

Yan Jin laughed: “Sometimes, I really think that you can understand what I’m saying.”

The hamster on Yan Jin’s palm froze. Then he raised his head and looked at the man with his cute, sparkly eyes. Yan Jin instantly raised the white flag as he held Xiao Yu to his lips and gave a big kiss on that little chubby waist.

“SQUEAK?!”

Xiao Yu was stunned.

Goddammit, Yan Jin kissed him! That Yan Jin who lived like a saint-like bachelor unexpectedly kissed him!

Although he knew that it was just a kiss to his pet for Yan Jin, it did not stop the agitation in Xiao Yu’s heart.

“You like to eat pizza?”

Yan Jin said in his deep voice as his hormones flooded the atmosphere like it was on free flow. It was such a pity that the only person who could enjoy such treatment was an unromantic man who was stuck in a hamster’s body.

Xiao Yu nodded his head violently as if trying to hide the blushing redness on his face.

“Then it’s all yours.”

The warm breath blew on his face, and the sudden increase in dopamine made Xiao Yu change from a little grey hamster into a little red hamster.

So, when Yan Jin put him down again, Xiao Yu immediately buried his head into that pizza.

Eat, eat, eat. Eat some more and I’ll forget about the embarrassing scene that just happened.

When it was two a.m. that night, Xiao Yu eventually paid a harsh price for his moment of stupidity.

Gurrrr –

Xiao Yu pressed his stomach as he painfully thought that he would unfriend Yan Jin for sure.

Unfriend for sure.

Gurrrr –

Okay, unfriend for one minute then.

Gurrrr –

Xiao Yu banged on the cage.

Not unfriending anymore, Yan Jin, help!!!!!