C43 (2/2)
Paper-man Zhang nodded, ”That's about right, so I advise you to forget about it. It's not the first time anyway. ”Just a little bit more and it'll be over.”
”Hmm?” I glared at the two Black and White Impermanence brothers. The two of them nodded at me, ”When Sun Lao'er was here before, did that Black Leopard dare to steal my soul?” I asked.
”Hehe, even the former King of Hell couldn't do anything about that Black Leopard!” Black Wuchang nodded on the side, as if he wanted me to settle the matter peacefully. These two were typically bullying the weak and afraid of the strong. When they met a ruthless character, it was as though they had become withered radishes.
”So,” the Paper-man Zhang continued, ”stealing a soul is not a big deal. You have hundreds of millions of souls in the Underworld, yet you still care about one or two of them.”
”Heehee — That's right …” It's — ”White Impermanence said.
”Ah, yes …” Ah, ah, ah … ”Ah, it's just …” Even the stuttering began to echo.
”No,” I said angrily, ”no compromise to evil.” If I had to leave someone behind, I might as well forget about it. However, it was the camels that had their souls stolen. That couldn't be counted as the end.
”Tsk —” Paper-man Zhang looked at me with disdain, ”What can you do about that Black Leopard?”
ME:...
”So you're saying,” the Paper-man Zhang continued to advise, seeing that I had given in, ”In this life, where is there any obstacle?”
I glared at Paper-man Zhang, ”Stop talking nonsense, I want the soul of the camel right now, hurry up and think of a way!”
The Paper-man Zhang also stared, ”What can I do, that Black Leopard is barbaric, she never pays when she comes to my place to buy paper products, am I not going to tolerate this?”
”So this Black Leopard is an ancient temptress in the mythical realm, specialized in bullying cities.” You don't belong to the usual group of five or six, but where is your ancestor? ”Why didn't I come and help you?”
The Paper-man Zhang said angrily, ”If there were no Demon Gathering Banner, the ten Black Leopard would not be a match for our ancestor Zhang Tian Shi. But does he not have any Demon Gathering Banner? ”No matter how powerful you are, how many demons can you deal with?”
”Do demons eat humans?” I asked.
The Paper-man Zhang was stunned for a moment before he said, ”Who told you that demons eat humans? Demons live by absorbing the sun and moon aura. Ever since ancient times, individual man-eating demons have always been very greedy. In the past, when there was war, they wouldn't be able to find out just by eating people, but now, they probably wouldn't dare. ”
When he said that, I calmed down. After all, we are still neither human nor ghost. Don't be eaten by demons.
”Where does that guy usually hide to cultivate?” I asked.
”Repairing people's shoes in the market opposite the department stores in the city …” The Paper-man Zhang said.
”What?” I was taken aback. A dignified King of Demons like him was actually a shoemaker.
”The demons of the Ninth Heaven are not allowed to live too comfortably. That's why those who cultivate into humanoid demons engage in low-level, arduous occupations.”
”I turned around and looked at the Black and White Impermanence. Isn't it just a pair of shoes? Look, it scared the both of you.” ”Come, come with me to the market and we'll meet for a while,” I said.
Paper-man Zhang said, ”Have you thought about it? If you don't come back now, you will lose a lot of face as the King of Hell. ”You're still a deity, if you get pummeled by someone again, you really will lose all your face.”
I patted the bottle in the barrel bag, ”What are you afraid of? I have High-grade Magic Weapon!” With that, he led the Black and White Impermanence out the door.
The plane and his lackeys were all gathered outside, and when they saw me coming out, they surrounded me, ”Elder Brother Snake, how is Brother Camel? Do you want to go to the hospital? ”
I waved my hand. ”It's fine, it's just a small injury. Just lie down for a few days.” Don't bother him these few days, just stay away from him. ”
After hearing this, the lackeys finally felt reassured, but it immediately gave rise to another wave of commotion. It was unknown who shouted, ”Go and avenge Brother Camel!” The group of lackeys started clamoring again as they each took out protective magical equipment from under their belts. It was nothing more than a folding knife, a second stick, or a car chain.
The little guy from the plane was the happiest, both hands holding a paper knife from the Paper-man Zhang, ”Fuck, today we and the Downhill Leopard will definitely fight to the death with each other.”
Paper-man Zhang stood behind me, staring at the two paper knives, not knowing whether to laugh or cry. If this plane were to go out and chop someone to death, the owners of these two paper knives would not be much better off. The crime of supplying the weapon could not be avoided.
My heart is really annoyed. I am so worried about a King of Demons that my hair is about to turn white, not to mention that they are making a ruckus here. So I kicked the plane and it did a somersault, ”Get out into the yard and work. I have my own ways of dealing with camels, you guys be honest with me. ”
Seeing that I was angry, these fellows, who didn't have eyes for eyes, finally quieted down.