C42 (1/2)
Zhang Daoling was completely unaware of it, and continued to spit, ”Later on, we asked Camel what was your most brilliant image, and when the camel drew a person on the paper and mentioned a beer bottle, but felt that it was not outstanding enough, and increased the number of bottle by a little.”
Well, this art really came from life, and it was superior to life. Camel, you actually know how to use such exaggerated methods. You drew a beer bottle like a big stick, why don't you get two 400-jin hammers? I'll just learn from Li Yuanba.
”This was painted by a camel?” I asked.
Zhang Daoling nodded his head, ”En, after that, the one called Aircraft modified the drawing twice. My father saw that the drawing was not bad, and said that it had a realistic look, so he did not change it.” Paper-man Zhang coughed again.
Damn it, such an abstract me, Paper-man Zhang would actually say that it was somewhat realistic. I dug up Paper-man Zhang for a while, you old brat, you're looking for a beating, right?
Seeing that it was not good, Paper-man Zhang hurriedly changed the topic, ”About that … Hehe … ”Hehe, our company can't register, what do we do about this matter?”
To get down to business, I'll deal with him later. I said, ”It's easy. The paper man is a feudal superstition, so what about God Jump? It's already folklore for God Jump, can't we hang a sign that says ”Folklore”? ”
Zhang Daoling was suddenly a little enlightened, ”Uncle, you mean you want us to set up a folk products company?”
I nodded. ”Not only are we going to establish a folklore park, but we are also going to do this and sell this!”
Paper-man Zhang never thought that I would do this, ”This paper man, what kind of tourism can it do?”
I didn't tell Zhang Daoling about it, but instead went over to the Paper-man Zhang's ear and said, ”I'll draw the Netherworld for you. You can use the Netherworld of a piece of paper to place it on the floor.
Upon hearing that they could earn money, the Paper-man Zhang immediately became spirited, ”I think that's fine, then I know about the folk products you speak of. After those people finish visiting, we can ask them to buy some paper and paper boys and girls to bring home, put them on the table as souvenirs to travel.”
F * ck, who do you think you are looking at, a boy and a girl with two pieces of paper on the table? Every day when you enter, the moment you turn on the light, you will see, in the corner of the room, two boys and girls with white, frighteningly pale faces. It was getting worse. It would be better to just put two wreaths in a pot and plant them in a potted plant.
After talking with the Paper-man Zhang father and son for a while, they finalized the matter regarding the folk company. Zhang Daoling hastened to do it, the brat had also graduated from university in the past few days, and was forced to take over the job from his father.
When I told Paper-man Zhang that I was out of money, he immediately handed me a card and said that he had already prepared it for me. There were 50 thousand yuan on it, a bonus for this month.
This brother has finally become a rich person, and is basically on the same level as Mu Ge'er. From now on, he would eat a big stuffed bun and throw it into a cage. He would go to the toilet and give the bun to Yuan Zhou without even taking a single zero. After working hard for half a lifetime, he finally managed to enter into the elite society of 50 thousand every month. It would be unthinkable to leave me outside the school a few days ago, working in finance.
After asking for the password, he wandered out and prepared to go to the bank to withdraw the money. When he arrived at the village entrance, he saw Luo Yuan and a few of his subordinates squatting on the roadside as they were eating leek and egg pies. He quickly fixed them up as well.
The leek box was newly made, and it was still oily and bubbling outside. It was so hot that it was sticky. He kept it in his pocket and decided to eat it later. He asked the camel for a motorbike, and with a kick, he headed for the bank in the city.
The more he rode, the more he felt that something was wrong. His chest was burning like a fire. The leek box was too hot. The skin was about to become ripe. He quickly pulled it out from his bosom and held it in his hand. Suddenly, he saw two people at the side of the road.
It was the enemy who was in a narrow path. Unexpectedly, it was the adulterous couple that I had finally caught.
The man said, ”Honey, marry me!”
That woman, ”Let me marry you, unless a pie falls from the sky!”
As he said that, a motorcycle flew past them like the wind. The remaining half of the leek box and a plastic bag smashed onto the girl's face.
I didn't look back as I sat on my motorcycle, my body straight as I watched the entire city retreat. I muttered to myself, ”Brother, although you are heartless, I can't not be righteous. This is all I can help you with. The rest is up to you …”
Once he reached the bank, he would do nothing but withdraw 50 thousand yuan in cash. He stuffed it into the bucket behind him and left. Just as he walked out of the door, he received a call. It was actually from the yellow-haired man who called the plane and used Zhang Daoling's cell phone to call. This brat was close to tears on the phone, there was no longer the courage he showed on Zhang Daoling's face the other day, ”Elder Brother Snake, hurry up and come back, Brother Camel was attacked by the Downhill Leopard and killed — —”
When I heard this, I panicked and jumped onto my bike. I kicked the bike out of the smoke and ran through the red lights.
As he sped through the assembly, he saw a group of people gathered around the village entrance. The camel was lying on the ground, covered in blood, holding half a leek box.
Right now, I have some ability. I was able to tell that the camel is dead with a single glance. The wound isn't fatal, but the soul isn't in the body. The group of lackeys surrounded them, with the plane in the lead.