C23 (1/2)

When the man heard what I said, his attitude became better. ”What about that beauty you got yourself?”

I chuckled, ”Boss, don't worry. I don't have any other abilities, but there is one thing that I will definitely do.” ”Please tell me your name so that I can burn it to you.”

Hearing my words, the man became happy. But he hid it well, sat up straight and said earnestly, ”My name is Mighty Miracle God, I am a member of the Heaven Realm's Discipline Inspection Committee. I was assigned by the God Emperor to come down and investigate your High-grade Magic Weapon.”

I nodded my head. What the Sun Lao'er had said had finally arrived.

”Hehe, don't worry boss, I will definitely cooperate well, and quickly find the guy who gave the Magic Weapon to me, not only me, but also my one hundred and twenty million permanent ghost Netherworld, I will also work hard to cooperate with boss.”

Mighty Miracle God nodded, ”En, it's best if you have this kind of filial piety.”

F * ck, I remember now. When Great Sage Sun caused a ruckus in the Heavenly Court, he was beaten badly by Great Sage Sun. And now you're here with me again. Forget it, who asked him to be the leader of a task force sent by his superior, I'll take it.

Mighty Miracle God took out a neutral pen and a soft leather notebook from his pocket, ”Then I'll give you a statement. Tell me everything that happened that day, and I won't forget it at all.”

I nodded and said to the Black and White Impermanence, ”I have something on, so I won't be going to work today. You guys can go back to work first!”

With the leader around, it wasn't good for me to say anything. I nodded my head and went to collect my soul.

”Boss, you have to be the judge for me.” With a sullen face, I shouted the opening words. I told him everything that had happened that day, emphasizing how cunning and crafty the middle-aged aunt who hugged the dog was. How she deceived me was seen through by my cleverness. In the end, due to a moment of carelessness, she had fallen into the trap of hugging a dog for dear life. That was the result she had obtained today.

Mighty Miracle God absentmindedly recorded everything that happened, read through it a few more times, then closed the book and said, ”Let's not delay this any further. Lead the way immediately, we will go meet the middle-aged dog hugging lady.”

How could I dare not agree? I brought Mighty Miracle God out the door, and this fellow picked up a 28 year old Flying Pigeon, ”Do you want me to take you or you take me?”

I looked at his small physique and thought better of it. If I tired him out, I'd still have trouble. ”I'll take you,” I said, and took the bike.

After pedalling on the car for a bit, Mighty Miracle God followed and jumped on the car, ”Be careful when riding, don't turn the pedal upside down, the chain on my car will fall off easily.”

As I rode, I asked, ”Hey boss, why don't you switch to a better car, Zhao Gongming is driving all 760 cars.”

Mighty Miracle God said, ”I am a disciplinary official, and have to pay attention to my influence. Furthermore, I work in Heaven Realm and this body is not used often.”

”Hurry up and let me burn a Mercedes for you, and you can show off in the sky.” I started to bribe again.

”How can that be okay, I am not the kind of person you think I am —” Mighty Miracle God had a face of willingness, but kept on saying that.

”What's wrong with that? It's a little bit of a brother for me,” I said.

”Aiya, it's not like driving in the sky anymore. It's like riding to work again. Don't give this car to me, I don't want it either!”

”Okay, I'll burn a Ferghana horse for you tomorrow morning,” I said.

”I've already told you, I won't take it. Don't ruin the work of our cadres,” I saw that although Mighty Miracle God said that he didn't want to take it, but without looking at his expression and tone, there were ten million of them. If you dare not give it up, I will kill you.

After circling around the park for a few rounds, he still couldn't find the place where I bought the beer, ”I say, do you really not know or do you want to become the second son of the king?”

I hastily smiled apologetically. ”How could I? How could I be Second Young Master Wang? I really can't find a place,” I said as I stopped the car. After getting off the car with Mighty Miracle God, I pointed to a patch of grass by the side of the road and said, ”I clearly bought beer from this place that day.”

I scratched my head as I said that. ”But when I came that day, this place was a row of shops. Why did it become a square when I came back?”

Mighty Miracle God looked at me with a straight face, as if he was trying to decide whether I was speaking the truth or not. After a long while, he said, ”You must have been tricked by that hugging dog auntie.”

I sullenly said, ”Boss, there won't be any side effects, right?”

The Mighty Miracle God frowned, ”That won't happen, but the clues have been cut off.”

”Then what should we do?” I asked.