C13 (1/2)

White Impermanence walked in front of the gourd and pulled out the stopper. A blue light shone, then the four of us appeared at the entrance of a hall. At the entrance of the hall, there was a worn-out sign that said ”Hades' Hall”.

I asked curiously. ”Why didn't I see the Bridge of Helplessness, or Grandma Meng?”

White Impermanence: ”Hehe, last time, when the Heaven Realm went overboard and the Heaven Realm flood into the Underworld, the flood broke the Bridge of Helplessness. The previous Lord Yama said that the cost of repairing the bridge was too high, so we can temporarily replace it with a ferry. So right now, Grandma Meng has two responsibilities, to be able to cook Grandma Meng's Soup, and to row the boat.

Then, he saw that my face was normal, so he said, ”Hehe, my lord, you still need to pay for this bridge …”

I was silent. The heck, if there's a flood in the Heaven Realm, then flood the Underworld, and the Underworld isn't your latrine pit in the Heaven Realm. Sun Lao'er left me another mess. I don't know how much money we have to spend on the Bridge of Helplessness. I don't know if 200 thousand is enough.

As he walked into the hall, he found it empty. There was a table in the middle with tables and chairs placed on it. This was where the King of Hell's case ended. I swaggered up the steps and plopped down in a big chair.

”You stepped on my hand —” came a voice from under the chair. I looked down and was startled to see a man under the chair, his limbs under the four legs of the chair. I said why was this chair so big. It was specially made so that this bro could lie down and use it as a chair cushion. It really matched his figure.

”Who are you?” I asked.

”My name is Wu Chengen —” The person below said.

”Wu Chengen? What a familiar name! ” For a moment I couldn't remember who he was, but seeing that he was dressed in ancient clothes, he didn't seem to be a modern man.

”The one who wrote < Journey to the West >,” Mu Ge'er said.

I suddenly realized that this was the senior who was writing such a famous book. I couldn't help but admire him. ”What kind of mistake did you make? Why were you brought here to support your chair?”

”Sigh, there's no need to mention it. It's because I wrote a book called 'Journey to the West'. My brain is filled with water, making me look ugly like the King of Hell and the Netherworld. Then, the previous King of Hell used it as a cushion …”

”Er —” I was speechless again.

Wu Chengen continued to ask, ”I heard that there was a guy called Zhang Jianzhong who replayed 'Journey to the West', how was it?”

”You know all this?”

Wu Chengen nodded his head, ”I have even seen the Love Madness Plath before, forget about it, I have been sitting on chairs for hundreds of years. If it wasn't for me seeing all kinds of people everyday and hearing all kinds of things, I would have already gone crazy —”

I also nodded my head. This was a writer who could write a novel that had been passed down for centuries. He had been collecting materials for hundreds of years.” ”Hmm …” I thought for a moment and continued, ”His replayed 'Journey to the West' Sun Wukong is a monkey with skin disease, Zhu Bajie is simply a pig demon, Sha monk is a neurotic guy, Tang Xuanzang is a bit wretched …

Wu Chengen nodded his head heavily, ”Hmm, actually I have seen it before, I have a similar evaluation towards you. But having said that, I still prefer Sun Wukong, who's acting as a six year old child …”

F * ck you, why are you still asking me after you've seen it? But I still nodded my head. ”Well, I also like the six-kid version —”

”I heard there's an American version? Have you seen it? ” Wu Chengen continued to ask.

”I've never seen it before, but I heard that it's a level 3 movie with a restricted grade —” I revealed a look that was not suitable for children, which caused Mu Ge'er, who was beside me, to roll her eyes.

”Eh, let's enjoy it together when we have time.” Wu Chengen said.

”I think it's fine. It's settled then!” ”No,” I said.

Wu Chengen: ”Alright, then I'll pay attention to who has a trump card in the future.”

I replied, ”Yes, when the time comes, tell me. I want him to wake up his family and burn the disc over here …”

Just as we were chatting, I turned around to take a look. Wait, there was a pearl curtain behind my chair, and there was even a chair behind it. She suddenly felt that the scene was very familiar. Wasn't this Empress Dowager Ci's personal item? Why did she have such a set of in the Yama King Palace? Could it be that the Empress Dowager Cixi had become addicted to running around with the in the Yama King Palace after death?

That still wasn't right. No matter how honorable she was in the mortal world, it would be the same after death. Unless she was the lover of the Celestial Emperor, she wouldn't receive such treatment.

”Wu, who sat on the chair behind us?” I asked.

Wu Chengen rolled his eyes at me, ”Who else can it be? Bodhisattva Ksitigarbha! ”

I slapped my thigh, looking like I was in deep sorrow, ”Uncle, I've been tricked. This Yama King is actually the second in command. How could I have forgotten that there's a second in command!”

I whispered, ”Where is she?”

Wu Chengen shook his head, ”Who knows, anyway, I've been here for hundreds of years and I've never seen her here before.”

Only then did my heart drop. It turned out to be a nominal leader who didn't care about official matters. She is a Bodhisattva, under the control of Buddha. She can't be counted as my direct leader, she can only be said to be a special representative sent by a higher level brother organization.