C7 (1/2)
”Xie, what should I use to hit them?” I asked.
”Hehe, Master, the High-grade Magic Weapon in your hands can attack people from the God Realm or the Three Realms, it's the best weapon —”
I nodded. That's easy. With one hand clutching his crotch and the other holding the beer bottle, he rushed into the pile of souls, grabbing his old and new enemy, Lai Gou, and smashed him down. As expected, Magic Weapon s are easy to use. Lai Gou's soul was smashed by me, like a pile of mud.
”Hee hee, master's Magic Weapon is indeed a thousand times stronger than our mourning stick. Admirable, admirable —”
”Ah! Again …” Ah … Ah … ”Not my own …”
He directly ignored the existence of the Black Wuchang. I took a breath. I hadn't eaten for more than a day. ”That's not right, there's a problem.” I say, Xie, how can these scum not even gasp for breath after I smash them like this? Then, what meaning is there in smashing them? If you want to train your body, then go home and smash cotton. ”
”Hehe, that's easy to deal with. Actually, they have their senses locked on them. I will go and let them go.” White Impermanence rushed into the pile of souls and began to violently beat them up while crying, causing the scum to immediately feel a bit more human.
Downhill Leopard was the leader of the group of souls. All of them kneeled on the ground, ”Please spare my life, please spare my life, please spare my life —”
”Hmph!” I narrowed my eyes and coldly snorted. ”The Ninth Heaven can forgive you, but I can't forgive you …” With that, he grabbed the beer bottle and rushed into the pile of souls one after another. He was overjoyed, overjoyed, and overwhelmed with emotions. No, I can't use it here. My primary language isn't taught by a physical education teacher.
The bunch of hoodlums, under the encirclement of the Black and White Impermanence from the front and back, simply didn't dare to resist, allowing me to smash them into all kinds of shapes, and their bodies were filled with holes left behind by the bottle. Screams and cries filled the air. This Magic Weapon was indeed extraordinary, smashing until its bones cracked.
After venting for a good while, he finally felt comfortable all over. He was so tired that he couldn't even lift his hands anymore.
”Keep it …” I said to White Impermanence.
White Impermanence nodded. ”Hehe, as expected, Sir …” Before he could finish, a piglet scuttled out from the grass. No, it wasn't a piglet. It was a shar pei dog that was even fatter than a pig.
The moment the Black and White Impermanence saw the Sharpei dog, their expressions changed. One of their faces became even paler, while the other became even darker. The Sharpei Dog scurried out of the grass and ran straight to the pile of souls. With the speed of lightning and the speed of thunder, it opened its mouth slightly and swallowed Downhill Leopard's soul into its stomach.
”F * ck, puke it out for laozi,” I was so shocked that my chin nearly hit the ground. White Impermanence's words, ”If a soul disappears, the Ninth Heaven will be very angry …” ”Very angry …” Words kept ringing in my ears. Downhill Leopard would be very angry if he lost his soul, and the consequences would be very serious.
Seeing that the fat dog was about to devour my second soul, I panicked. The beer bottle in my hand drew a beautiful arc in the air before ferociously smashing onto the fat dog's butt.
Wuu ~ ~ ~” The fat dog cried out in pain. It limped for five to six meters before stopping, looking at me with an aggrieved expression on its face.
The beer bottle bounced back into my hands, and I held it tightly, ”Xie, what is this thing, an immortal? Demons? ET? ” In any case, I know that dogs that can swallow souls are definitely not ordinary dogs.
White Impermanence's eyes showed a hint of panic. She had lost a soul that shouldn't have, for no reason at all. If she was discovered by the Nine Heavens, she would be struck by lightning.
”Hehe, my lord, this fellow is a Howling Celestial Dog raised by the God Erlang.” I looked up and glanced at White Impermanence. At this moment, he was still grinning, but his smile was even uglier than crying.
I tilted my head and whispered, ”Which officials of Hades and God Erlang are stronger?”
”Hehe, to be honest, Lord is the Low-grade Immortal, God Erlang is the middle grade immortal, and from what I've heard, he even wanted to call the Celestial Emperor 'mother uncle'.”
I rolled my eyes at him. Holy shit, this is a story that has been circulating in the human world for hundreds of years.
As the saying goes, even beating a dog requires its master. I hesitated for a moment before deciding, ”Little fatty, as long as you spit out the soul that you just ate, I'll let you go —”
”I'm not happy!” Howling Celestial Dog said with saliva dripping from his mouth.
Hmph, not only did you not take my face, I made a show of flexing my sleeves. ”Do you believe that I will beat you to death?”
”Don't force me to use my ultimate move!” The Howling Celestial Dog tilted its head, its teeth bared on the outside as it covered the sky.
”I'll find the God Erlang to beat you up,” I said, alarmed. ”He and I are brothers!”
”It doesn't matter, I've already decided to leave him,” the Howling Celestial Dog said. Dirty … Dirty... Despicable... Nausea... Peek at the Seven Fairies taking a bath... Landlord Steal... months without changing your underwear... ”After buttoning up my nose and wiping it under the table …”
The Black and White Impermanence brothers and I were dumbstruck. We didn't think that the Howling Celestial Dog would explode with so many of the God Erlang's ingredients in one go. The Black and White Impermanence and I looked at each other, while the White Impermanence nodded. I know what he means, they are only afraid of the God Erlang, not the Howling Celestial Dog. Right now, the Howling Celestial Dog were obviously stealing away from the mortal realm, so there was no need to be courteous to him.
I rolled up my sleeves. ”Brothers, cut him —”
The Black and White Impermanence brothers had their white faces covered in smiles and black faces as if they were numb. The mourning stick in their hands was placed on their right hands as they swung it around. It was definitely the standard posture of a hooligan.