Chapter 555 (1/2)
”Boom
Chu Xiaoye was directly knocked down on the ground.
If he wasn't in good health, he would have been crushed to death by this fat guy!
”What about cigarettes? What about cigarettes? Smoke
Fat girl directly turned him over, couldn't wait to put her nose on his buttocks. She didn't care about the stunned eyes of his men. She was so excited that she shivered all over her body.
Chu Xiaoye hurriedly rolled to the side, jumped up, raised his hand and said, ”stop it!”
Pangniu was so excited that she looked at him excitedly and said, ”stinking king king, have you become an elf?”
Then he suddenly changed his face and said in an urgent voice, ”have you become an elf and can't fart?”
She was suddenly in despair.
Chu Xiaoye said with a smile: ”I have become an elf. I really can't fart. However, I can also become a lion. When I become a lion, I will make sure that the stink is enough
”Really?”
Fat girl suddenly as if from the dead to life in general, and excited.
Chu Xiaoye said with a smile: ”of course it is true. But I'm not enough energy now. I'm tired and hungry. I need to replenish some energy. After a good rest and energy recovery, you can become a lion again
Fat girl immediately took his hand and said, ”go! Go back to the village for dinner! Eat meat and drink, and fart for me. If you can't satisfy me, hum, don't blame me for not reading the old love! ”
Chu Xiaoye quickly pointed to lannixi several ways: ”they are my friends, you can't hurt them!”
Fat girl slanted her eyes, glanced at a few girls, a face I understand the expression, disdainful way: ”don't fool me, it's your harem group! Even if you become an elf, you can't change the lust of a lion, boy
Chu Xiaoye was embarrassed for a moment. He immediately laughed and said, ”well, you can see through them. They are really mine My wife. ”
The orcs are covetous. Only in this way can lanixi and other girls be safe. Even if fat girl changes again, she can be regarded as his friend. He once had kindness to her. Since these girls are his wives, she will naturally protect them.
Sure enough, hearing him say so, fat girl would smile: ”since all are your wives, then you can rest assured, who dares to move them, can't live to tomorrow!”
”Do you hear me?”
She turned her head and looked at the orc leader next to her. Her face was ferocious.
The beast's legs were so scared that he immediately knelt on the ground and said in a trembling voice, ”yes! I know. I'll tell you to go down. If anyone who has no eyes dares to touch these distinguished guests, I will kill him
Chu Xiaoye was honored to sit on the back of the tall female elephant with fat girl.
Lannie Xi several, all sat on the back of the other elephants.
Katherine followed the female elephant in silence.
In the evening, they came to a super Shanzhai like a city.
Chu Xiaoye looked at the tall city wall and tower, and said, ”Pangniu, are these all yours?”
”Of course! I'm the boss here. Everything here belongs to me naturally. If I hadn't led the elephants to fight, they would have died, let alone build this stronghold. ”
Chu Xiaoye doubts: ”listen to you so say, you should have come in early? What made you an orc
Fat girl frowned, thought about it carefully, and said, ”I don't know. On that day, I followed the elephants to migrate. I suddenly passed through a layer of water curtain. I couldn't move when I was walking. Then I was surrounded by a group of orcs and was taken as a mount by them. After a few days, I couldn't stand being beaten. I resisted. After killing several orcs, I ran out. Finally, I came here and saw my body. Somehow, when we met her, we both wanted to kill each other, and I won. In the end, I became like this. Do you know what's going on? How did you become an elf
Chu Xiaoye said with a bitter smile: ”it's a long story. I'm afraid I'll tell you about it. You don't understand it very well.”
With a big wave of her hand, Pangniu said, ”I don't want to talk about it. I hate to talk long. Let's go back to drink and eat meat and have a good time. If you like women, there are many women in my stockade. They have taken or bought them from other places, and some of them live here. No matter which one you like, I can give you to come. I have only one request... ”
”Fart!”
They all burst into laughter.
After entering the stockade, everyone was in awe of Pangniu, and the men were afraid of her, but the women and children were very close to her and asked who chuxiaoye was.
”It must be the stronghold leader's prisoner. You can see that his ears are gradually getting white. He should be an elf.”
”Do you sleep with this elf? Will it crush him to death? ”
”Hush, keep your voice down. Be careful that the stronghold leader is angry.”Many people whispered in the side of the woman, pointing at Chu Xiaoye, whispering, talking incessantly, full of curiosity.
Fat girl had to shout: ”this is my friend, good friend! Don't be rude
”Yes, stronghold leader!”
Everyone agreed respectfully.
The dinner was a feast.
All kinds of game, all kinds of exquisite fruits and snacks.
Fat girl's biggest hobby is to eat, no matter eat fart or eat food.
Lannie Xi was quite restrained, surrounded by strong and fierce orcs. Even if the stockade leader was their friend, they were worried.
Fat girl saw their worry and formality, and immediately let the male orcs get out of the way and let some women and girls come in to accompany the guests.
In this way, Lanisi was much more comfortable.
”King fart, you have a good eye. These elves are all good. If you want to have a body and a face and a face, you have to spend a lot of effort on it?”
Pangniu and Chu Xiaoye drink wine, while chatting, feel very happy.
Chu Xiaoye ha ha smile, way: ”well, the effort is very big.”
Almost dead.
With her mouth askew and a bad smile on her face, she said, ”I guess I'm tired like a dead dog every night. I can't get up the next day, right? Tell me, how many do you want to have in a night
”Cough!”
Chu Xiaoye spouted out a mouthful of wine. She turned her head and looked at it with a smile. Other girls were all red and listening.
So people can't lie, otherwise the lie will be more and more big, the more difficult to deal with.
”Two or three.”
Chu Xiaoye murmured in a low voice.
However, it was clearly heard by the girls below.
Big sword little Lori squinted at him, a face of scorn and ridicule.
Phil's face was red, and her eyes looked at him faintly, as if to say: you are lying! You don't enjoy people at all!
Lannie Xi is to endure to smile, still one face does not smile.
Chu Xiaoye ate a lot of meat and drank a lot of wine.
At the end of the show, Pangniu Fang pointed to the orc maidens below, and said in a drunken voice, ”Stinky king, choose a few, and I'll sleep with you tonight. Don't be polite to me. You can choose as many as you want, but don't delay your farting. ”
The orc maidens, with their heads bowed, blushing and blushing, peeped shyly at the handsome young elf in front of them, and their eyes were full of expectation.
Chu Xiaoye was also drunk. He looked at people with double shadow and was dizzy in his brain. His finger pointed down and was about to point to one of the girls when his finger was suddenly held by a jade hand.
Lannie Xi came up to him with a smile and said, ”night, choose me.”
Chu Xiaoye shook his head and said, ”OK, it's you.”
Lanningxi helped him up with a smile and said deliberately, ”is one enough? How about another one? ”
Chu Xiaoye held out his hand again, but suddenly felt a pain in his waist, so he put down his hand to catch it.
Lannie Xi blinked her eyes and said, ”is one enough? Well, let's not choose. Let's go back to bed. ”
Then, the fairy queen turned to the fat girl and said, ”stronghold leader, let's go back and you'll have a rest earlier.”
Fat girl collapsed on the table like a pool of mud, waved her hand, and said vaguely, ”go Let's go and serve him well. If you can't, let me come. I'll I can do the same. ”
Chu Xiaoye suddenly felt cold in his heart. He woke up a few minutes and hastened his pace.
Phil ran over and held her on the other side of him. She looked at her queen with a red face and said quietly, ”Your Majesty, are you enough on your own? Will it be very hard? Will Phil help you? ”
Lannie Xi was heartbroken when she saw that the simple girl was bad at school. She said solemnly, ”fei'er, you are still a child. You should be reserved and self-respect. Do you know that? You've been working hard all day, so go back and have a rest. It's enough for me to serve the night alone. ”
”Oh.”
Phil was a little disappointed.
So, in the dead of night, our fairy queen, supporting a certain fairy boy, entered the room.
It didn't come out until dawn.
”Sister Denise, do you hear me? There seems to be a strange noise next door
Phil, who sleeps next door, sticks to the wall and her ears to it. She looks curious.
Denise was lying in bed, her eyes open, looking out the window at the silver full moon. She didn't seem to hear her or respond.
”Sister Denise, it's really strange. Your majesty seems to be asking for help. Let's get there quickly
Phil was a little anxious.
I don't know if it's really stupid or just pretending to be stupid.
Denise has closed her eyes, the bright moonlight through the window lattice, sprinkled on her silver hair and white skin, making her look like a sleeping Moon Fairy, the beauty is suffocating.Fei'er stayed for a while, and Fang Nan said, ”sister Denise is so beautiful.”
Then she magnified her voice and said, ”but sister Denise, your majesty really calls for help again. I hear your Majesty's cry. The night Lord certainly is not satisfied with your Majesty's service. He is bullying your majesty. Let's get there quickly! ”
Denise finally sat up and said, ”Phil, shut up! Come and sleep
Phil pursed her mouth, but she didn't move against the wall. After a while, Fang weakly said, ”OK, sister Denise, you sleep. Phil won't disturb you any more.”
Denise lay down again, closed her eyes, but tossed and turned, unable to sleep.