Chapter 711 (1/2)
There are two young masters in situ's family.
Young men are twins. They grow up together and have a very good relationship.
They have just been in grade one this year. Their favorite is their mother, followed by their grandparents, their big golden hair, their toys given to them by their mother, and finally their father.
Their father is known as a cruel father, no, should be said to be a pit baby master.
According to the neighbor witnessed, once saw their father and mother on the phone, the results because too distracted, even the boss's pants fell also did not see, let him all the way back home naked.
The eldest in the first grade was deeply ashamed of the shadow of kindergarten.
The second brother was luckier than his brother, but he was really naughty. His father used a fork for drying clothes, which caught him in the air for reflection. Moreover, the father's eyes were not very good. He always crossed the wrong person and put the innocent boss on the string, which made the eldest brother resentful.
Their grandparents said that their father's heart and eye were all used on their mother.
The twins inherited their father's genes, and their eyes were all on ”how to snatch mother from father's hand”.
However, dad is like a magic dragon, a vicious stepmother and a super villain in in the comic book. Every time they hold their mother for less than a minute, dad is like a thunder in the sky, which mercilessly splits the two of them and carries her away like a bandit.
Yes, the bandits and the brothers recently studied the Xinhua Dictionary and learned a number of broad and profound words, such as ”shameless”, ”hooligan”, ”despicable” and so on, which are most suitable for describing their father.
The twins felt that it was too difficult for them to live up to now.
Recently, the teacher told a story about an alien baby, and the children were also wondering whether they were the little prince left behind from a certain planet.
Situ Fei went into the brothers' room and found that they were pursed and had a ”antenna” in their heads, playing ”Star Wars”.
He took one in one hand and threw it back to bed like a cannon ball.
”You two stinks, sleep for me
”I want my mother to sleep!”
”The complaint is invalid and rejected.”
Situ Fei touched his conscience, picked up the old father's broken feelings, and said earnestly, ”you are old, you are a man of indomitable spirit. You should learn to be alone and independent. You know, don't be a mother all day. Your mother is very busy. You can't bother her.”
The child is quite aggrieved, ”that father you are so old, why still sleep with mother.”
Devil shameless, ”because in your mother's mind, I have always been a small child, your mother must coax me well, I can coax you.”
Twins:.... ”
They feel something is wrong, but they can't say it.
So they just glared.
Situ Fei chuckled, ”well, what do you want so much for? Go to sleep. The moon is coming to catch people.”
The old man retorted, ”the moon won't catch children. It's grandma wolf who catches children!”
Situ Fei raised his eyebrows and said, ”yes.”
That night, the brothers had a fantastic dream.
The moon really fell down on their roof!
The two brothers were so scared that they cried for their father and mother. They started their escape.
The stars are falling all the way behind the little butt.
Oh, the stars are so fierce.
Still scold the child!
Fairy tales are all deceitful!
Lin Lang sat at the head of the bed and watched how the man played tricks on his descendants.
She gave him a little twist on the arm. ”You've almost got it.”
Situ feizhen has a word, ”I am creating an unforgettable childhood for them.”
Lin Lang rolled her eyes. ”It's the first time I've heard people talk about nightmares so fresh and refined.”
The big devil's expression suddenly became ambiguous and evil, ”why, don't you give up your son's suffering ah, that line, you take their place, I'm very generous.”
Lin Lang:
Since he became a father, this man has no face at all.
The big devil hooked the broken hair in her ear and said, ”come on, seduce me, and make me crazy.”
Lin Lang kicked her foot and was held by her ankle.
His throat slipped with laughter and he was hoarse and provocative. ”OK, I'm seduced.”
The next day, the excessive indulgence of someone holding his wife happily overslept.
On the contrary, the twins are very calm, climbing the cupboard by themselves, filling their stomachs and relying on themselves.
It was ten minutes before the school gate closed before they went to knock.
”Dad, we're going to be late.”
“……”
Situ Fei grabbed the bird's nest like hair, yawned and opened the door, ”have you packed your schoolbags yet?”
The twins cast a look of disdain.Otherwise, will you wait for you to do it.
Situ Fei Yue, rubbing their cerebellum melon seeds, ”good spirit, your mother is blind worried.”
Father pushed open the window, the wind in the morning was light and fresh.
The twins, with a heavy expression, quickly put on their little helmets.
Situ Fei finger around a wind, tied to the twins' feet, ”class concentration, you know.”
Then, with a whiff, two little guys were pulled out of the window by the wind, like two little stars, and quickly disappeared in the sky.
Situ had a minute of looking out, very satisfied, very good, the little bastards went out safely, he could be with his wife for a whole day.
As for lunch?
Oh, that doesn't matter. The land Council takes care of them.
As for the evening, well, look which gods are going along the way, and take the two boys along.
Yes, this is the way the master of the situ family goes home.
Other children were escorted by their parents or by school bus. They went to heaven when they were not right:)