Chapter 548 (2/2)

He took out his cell phone.

Five minutes later, the driver arrived.

Li Yang walked away, and was Lin Lang's sentence ”it is said that riding at night is easy to be poisoned by the driver.” he seized the hole and got on the bus.

The driver's uncle looked at a pair of young men and women behind him in the rearview mirror. The girl is nothing, holding a paper bag, with a smile on her face, obviously has excellent self-control. The boy was cold, his long legs against the window, and his body was leaning against the window, as if there were some monsters sitting beside him. He had to stay away from her.

Isn't it weird?

The driver's uncle thought, and saw the girl move over the body, shoulder flat next to the boy's arm, a pair of birds in love with people's delicate appearance.

Her fragrance is close at hand. Li Yang unconsciously bites her lower lip and tries to shrink her tall and straight body. She doesn't want to have any physical contact with her. Who would have thought that his concession had connived at her advance. Most of Li Yang's body was sideways, and half of his face was forced to stick to the cold window, and his cheek muscles were squeezed out of shape.

Too much.

”Do you have enough space to sit in?” Mr. Li can't bear it.

”This cushion is not as soft as you are.” Lin Lang blinked innocently.

”What nonsense are you talking about?” Master Li was so confused that he overturned Lin Lang, but his waist was pulled by Lin Lang cunningly. His long legs were askew, and he fell down on her body, and his hands were in a panic beside her ears.

The driver's uncle has a big mouth and can almost fill an egg.

Li Yang's first action after falling down was to turn his head to look at the driver. He met his eyes and said in a astringent voice, ”listen to my explanation...”

He really just wants to push people away!

Driver uncle did not want to pick up his words, holding a strong Beijing flavor, ”it doesn't matter, young man, don't look at the vicissitudes of uncle's face, uncle is also young!”

He also tried to persuade him, ”young couple, after a long time together, will inevitably make a lot of noise. As a big man, we can't be too male chauvinism. It's not difficult for you to persuade a soft man. Can't your daughter-in-law hold a knife to your neck? The most is kneeling keyboard durian, practice more, that is not called a thing! Everything is going well with family and talent

Li Yang, who was forced to be brainwashed:

Lin Lang chuckled.

The driver's uncle exclaimed, ”young man, listen, listen, your daughter-in-law laughs so well. It's not like Uncle's mother's son. Seeing the sky holding my ear and howling, it's like Lei Gong sneezing. That's a storm, it's going to be a disaster. You'll be content, young man.”

”She's not my daughter-in-law!” he said

The driver's uncle was shocked, ”what? You haven't decided on such a cute girl? Well, little fool, you must speak to you

How does this warm-hearted driver uncle give Li Yang ”language”?

First of all, the driver's uncle painstakingly popularized the various crises in the social environment, trying to create a sense of crisis. ”You read the recent social news, the ratio of men and women is seriously out of balance. There are poles erected 800 years ago, and old bachelors are in bundles. I can't bear to see them!”

Secondly, the driver's uncle Xiaozhi said with emotion, ”what else, what kind of wave furnace do you young people like to play with? When the sky cries out to let the state allocate objects, or go to the streets to rob them, isn't this nonsense? You ask yourself, is it right for us to touch the stone to cross the river these years? Is that fair? Is this suitable? ”

Among them, the driver's uncle personally went to the battle and taught his experience, ”listen to uncle, you are still young, you should do your own thing to enrich your food and clothing, don't always trouble the country! Isn't it just about that? Eat a meal, watch a movie, play a gallop, and then make up two cups of milk tea money, buy a cup of milk tea, two straws, greasy and crooked to drink.”With the rest of the money, take a taxi to the Civil Affairs Bureau, and then you two touch your forehead in front of the camera and put your hands in your pockets. Hey, it's done!”

At last, the driver's uncle finished his meritorious service and showed a happy smile like an old hen. ”When you get married some other day, please remember to give us some candy. We can also be regarded as a matchmaker for you on behalf of our country.”

Unfortunately, we were forced to marry Mr. Li. Under the omni-directional machine gun fire from the driver's uncle, we had no chance to answer back.

The driver's uncle looked at the young man with a pair of beautiful eyes and his mouth slightly open, as if he had smoked from the top of his head and his soul was out of body.

In his mind, was he surprised by his uncle's mature wisdom?

The driver's uncle immediately said kindly, ”young man, do you have anything else to add?”

Li Yang subconsciously looks at the girl beside her.

With a paper bag on her lap, she propped up on the car mat with one hand and her cheek with a paper bag in the other hand. Half of her long hair fell lazily between her arms, and a black curl on her cheek became more charming and affectionate under the dim yellow light. She looked at him with interest, like a little girl waiting to hear the ending of a fairy tale.

Her laughter was clear and crisp. ”Yes, eldest childe, what do you think? Speak it out and listen to it.”

The driver's uncle laughed again, ”Hey, eldest son, it's interesting that your daughter-in-law calls you. He confesses you as a young master of a big family. How can we say that this is love? It is said that there is a layer of yarn between women and men. Don't twist it. It's good to take back the yarn as the wedding veil as soon as possible. ”

Li Yang choked his cheeks red I'm not twenty-two. It's against the law to urge marriage. ”

The driver's uncle was deeply shocked. He saw that the boy's plate was pretty and smooth, and his head must be very flexible. How could he run so far away from the topic?

Lin Lang's smile is sweeter.

Li Yang confusedly lowers his head, pats, and covers his head with his sweater hood. As a result, he not only lost in front of Lin Lang, but also bullied him on his clothes. The Hoodie was small and narrow, like a third of the watermelon peel, covering only part of his head.

Hair stubble and ears are exposed, red as two soft crisp rabbit ears.