Chapter 381 (2/2)
His line of sight swept past the soldier on the lower right.
”Boss, what's the matter?” Yang Changde, as one of the accompanying vice army, pretended not to know, ”did you find anything unusual?”
He wanted to tease the boss, but he didn't know what he meant. Instead, he gritted his teeth and said, ”she's so rebellious. She's so brave! This woman, if she doesn't fight for three days, she will go to the house and uncover the tiles! ”
Yang Changde's mouth twitched.
Boss, is your role reversed?
I don't know what kind of goods from a big bug to a kitten in front of my sister-in-law!
”Come on, you're taking people away!”
The unreliable goods are urging again.
Come on, forget your friends!
Yang Changde rolled his eyes and took the flag in his hand. The whole army followed him.
The general bent down and quickly picked up the small soldier hiding in the crowd. In the speculation, the black horse under the general's crotch directly turned to the dense woods nearby.
”General! General, what are you doing
The soldier thickens the voice line and shouts in panic.
”Hum, you girl, you want to cheat me with such a trick! Save it His big palm like a leaf fan easily lifted the small soldier's helmet. Maybe he was too strong, and even the headdress wrapped in his hair was pulled up, and in an instant, 3000 green silk came down.
”Oh, it hurts!”
Lin Lang, who was torn to the scalp, hit the man's chest with his elbow.
The other side's skin is rough and flesh is thick, just like nobody else. Instead, he hears Lin Lang's painful cry and quickly asks, ”does it hurt? Where does it hurt? Rub it for you
”It hurts everywhere! Would you like the general to rub my heart first? ”
Lin Lang successfully blocked all his words.
The general blushed to his neck in an instant and stammered, ”Hu, nonsense! When the enemy is in front of us, no seduction is allowed! ”
The lady looked back at him.
”What's wrong with seduction? You're a great general, you don't have a little bit of willpower? ”
The silly big one scratched his head, seriously thought about her question, and answered honestly, ”there were some in the past, but later with a wife, it seems that it doesn't matter.”
Lin Lang's eyes turned, ”in this case, the helmet is returned to me.”
In the face of some principled problem, the man's head turns quickly, ”no, this is for you, you are going to rebel. Do you think war is fun? It's going to kill you! You're such a small lump. You're not enough for others to plug their teeth! ”
”The general will not listen to my words, will you?”
”I can follow the rest of you, but this one can't, absolutely not!” Seeing that soft words didn't make sense, the man sank his face. ”Do you think Laozi is easy to bully, so you just climb over your head and spread it --”
”Oh, Hello, pain, pain, stop, wrong!”
”Who is wrong?”
”Laozi, Laozi, I am wrong!”
”Who can be bullied?”
”I'm a bully. I'm the best bully in the world. Please don't screw me!”
The lady was merciful and let go.
The general covered his red ears and could only draw a small circle in his heart to curse her.
Madame has become more and more violent recently.
Because he is thick skinned and resistant to exercise.
Change to a weak chicken, don't you just burp your fart a few times?
At this thought, he was happy again.
He and his wife were made for each other.
It's not a saying like this, what kind of pot with what kind of cover!
Ah, it's not that he praises himself. With a knowledgeable wife, he feels that every time and place he sends out the breath of a scholar!
”The general Are you not allowed to go with your family? ”
She hung her neck, rarely showing a delicate side.
Zhao Chenggang licked his lips, carefully put his hands on her waist and abdomen, slowly tightening.
The man's waist is so thin that he is afraid to break it at the touch.
Since his husband and wife are frank, their feelings have improved by leaps and bounds. In a short month of preparing for military pay, he successfully completed the historic great change from hand to waist. He was so satisfied that he could no longer be satisfied.
Madame's hair was fragrant, and her skin was soft. When she read those tongue twisters, her voice was very good. At last, he did not doze off, although he was patronizing marking people.“…… No
”Well? You want to be beaten again? ”
”Well, no, ma'am, listen to me.” The general quickly saved his life. ”Think about it. If you go to the frontier with me, who will take care of the general's office? And who will take care of the fat goose? It is not easy to raise it so fat, in case it miss his wife, sad, too thin, how to do? Is it not a great loss for the general's office to provide it with good food and not grow meat? ”
”It's a goose on the left and right. Are you? It's not promising. ”
When it comes to ”unpromising,” Madame's slender fingers habitually poke at the general's forehead.
The man laughs silly, ”hey hey.”
Zhao Chenggang is not unpromising.
The fat goose ate so much food in his general's house that it was time for him to contribute to his lifelong happiness.
He heard it from saner, saying that people need goose ceremony to get married. The meaning is too profound for him to understand. But the only thing the general knows is that as long as he has a goose in his hand, he can be a real husband and wife with his wife!
It's the boat. What's it?
Oh, yes!
It is the husband and wife who have been in the same boat for 100 years and sleeping on a mat for thousands of years!
Just wait for him to come back.
The wind, the scenery and the light!