Chapter 380 (1/2)
”What are you doing? Dumb? Speak
He has a tiger face, and his look is terrible.
”What does the general want me to say?”
”Just Just say what you did today
Speaking of this, he couldn't control his temper and wanted to rush into the wedding banquet of the East Palace and beat the man full of lies. If he had not been clever and reserved his mind, the fox would have run away with his woman!
It's no wonder that the old three said that the emperor's mind skills and political skills were really good at all kinds of tricks!
”Do you think I'm not good to you? Ah? Do you have to elope with the son of a bitch? He, what is he better than Laozi? Isn't it just a good-looking face? It can be used for food? ”
Lin Lang raised his head and began to make daily contact with each other. ”The general thinks that my wife's face is thick with black stubble. Can I have a meal?”
”Hey! Why can't we eat it? Laozi's beard is a symbol of a man. Do you understand! Men
Lin Lang dislikes his full face of whiskers is not a day and a half, often let him go to shave off, Zhao Chenggang rarely hard, not to let. I remember that time a month ago, the other party committed a crime against the wind while he was shouting and beating. Fortunately, he was alert and quickly woke up, otherwise his symbol of a great man could not be preserved!
What a lady this is!
Dogs don't dislike their mother's ugliness. Can't a wife allow her husband to pursue a little appearance?
The general was so popular that Lin Lang changed the topic of his success. ”You say that you women love a beautiful face because of their long hair and short knowledge.”
My wife used to pick her eyebrows.
The general shivered subconsciously for a while.
His instinctive reaction was almost trained by Lin Lang, and he even forgot his absolute home court now. His momentum suddenly softened, ”what are you doing staring at me? Isn't that true?”
Lin Lang raised his hand.
”I said,” don't twist your ears!
”Oh, it hurts, it hurts!”
”I tell you, if you abuse lynching again, your majesty will punish you! You know, Lao Tzu has a great backing
Zhao Chenggang closed his eyes and yelled.
His pitiful ears were all cast a deep shadow.
”Fool.”
With a trace of laughter in the voice of the ear, light floating, like a feather like commotion.
He opened his eyes in bewilderment.
The other side's hand is still in the air, see him look over, not light not heavy clap his chin, the eye is suffused with the light.
At that moment, he suddenly didn't want to be angry.
According to the truth, the wife ran away with other men, which is a great disrespect to her husband. To deal with it strictly, there are many people who soak pig cages.
But
How could he have done this to her?
Moreover, the prince and she were originally a pair, just like the words in the storybook, a talented woman and a beautiful couple.
The general's chest is heavy.
”Marry me, are you so aggrieved?”
Lin Lang thought of the general's reaction to her abduction, but she didn't expect it to be such a poor little one.
She looked up in surprise. ”What do you say?”
This big, big, stupid man always had a kind of infatuated confidence in himself, and this kind of lost tone was the first time she heard it.
”You heard it! Don't be silly
He was angry and red in his ears. ”I won't say it twice!”
What a shame to admit a man's incompetence!
”Oh,” she said.
”Oh what? Answer quickly
He is dissatisfied with his wife's perfunctory response, flat light, without a trace of waves.
”Do you really want to listen?”
Lin Lang said, ”listen, don't regret it.”
Like this kind of hole dug from the beginning, only fools jump in.
So the fool was unwilling to jump, but also said stubbornly, ”I'll just listen to it. I won't take it seriously! You can say that if I'm afraid, I'll be a tortoise, son of a bitch
His wife glanced at him, ”son of a bitch.”
”Hey, you want to fight, right? Come on, I'll let you have one hand, no, two hands! If I don't believe it, I still can't beat him -- ”
” what can't I beat? ”
Lin Lang picks eyebrows.
”Er, I mean, well, you see, that big fat goose is fed big enough. It's full of fat intestines. It's going to fall to the ground. It's hard to look at it! When do you think we'll pick it up and kill it? ”
Every time the general tried to divert his wife's attention, the fat goose, who was always unable to eat, became his justifiable shield.
Anyway, he can't eat any more. Isn't he allowed to be addicted to his mouth?Lin Lang spits, ”virtue! What else do you have in mind all day except meat? ”
”I still want to have a baby with you!”
He blurted out that sentence without thinking about it.
For a moment the room was silent.
I don't blink at people.
Look at him all the way from the neck to the forehead.