Chapter 530 (1/2)
”Is this the goblin's tail? WOW! How awesome, so handsome, so many people! ” A little girl with golden hair looked at everyone as if she had entered the Grand View Garden. She was terrified by Makarov's giant.
”That ~ that ~ Keller ~ Keller ~ you must say some good words about the tail of the goblin in front of the reporters!” Just when the little girl was about to be scared to urinate by the president, the president suddenly reduced to an old man with a size of less than 1.4 meters, flattering Keller.
She can't even see that dogleg.
At that time, the man he flattered was very handsome.
Little girl heart YY way.
”President.” He sighed softly, ”I don't know anything.”
”Yes, yes, yes ~” the flattering look of President Makarov made people look down.
He turned around and yelled, ”look how many things you've caused me!”
He took out a large pile of paper from his cloak. He jumped up to the second floor and read to everyone, ”gray, you're running naked again on the mission! And when he ran away, he stole his underwear! Alfman, you're brutalizing the task publisher! Kana, you drank 15 barrels of wine! Rocky, you hit the granddaughter of a congressman! And you Natz!! Seven houses, a port, a mountain and two churches were destroyed! Are you guys photographed by God to punish me? ” He asked, reading aloud the charges of the men.
”You have made me stand up and scold me in front of the Council...” His words made the whole guild silent, not only the above ones, but also the more prominent ones. The tail of the goblin had all these problems. The above ones were just the typical examples of ”no remedy”.
Therefore, C.C. put forward the praise system to make the goblin's tail earn at once. I don't know how much, and everyone will be deducted a few percent more or less. The money will be taken out to wipe their buttocks, which will make the whole goblin's tail economy fall into a circle of conscience. This is what C.C. is valuable for.
”But! Don't care about this shit! Councillors and all kinds of assholes! (of course, of course, Keller, I didn't say you ~) magic is not a miracle! If you care about the eyes of others, you can't move forward! Don't stare at their fury. Look up, forward, up! We are the goblin's tail
”Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh The whole guild echoed the old man's words with a warm voice.
Ah, ah It's still so lively. ” With a smile on the corner of his mouth, the former head of the college stood beside him with a glass of wine: ”why, would you like a drink?”
”Forget it, I don't drink.” In fact, he only drinks good wine, which usually directly damages the brain and kidney. He will never drink it.
Other people can not cherish your body, but you must absolutely cherish your own body. This is the self-cultivation of a ”person”. A person who does not even cherish his own body is also a person? Laugh in parentheses.
”So Why are there three journalists? ” Keller asked, smiling at the embarrassed three in front of him.
”Hello, I'm a reporter from the national magazine of the kingdom of Fiore. I'd like to give you an exclusive interview today.” The man in the middle raised his hand weakly and said.