C1578 South Gate Tax Collection (1/2)

”Pa …” A resounding slap landed on the face of the little fellow who was kowtowing. Immediately, five purplish fingers started to float up.

”It hurts, it hurts …” Before the little fellow could scream for pain, calves waved his hands and shouted, ”Inconsiderate thing, in this Qiqihar City, who doesn't call me calves? What 'prince'? Why are you being so noble? ”

”I'll teach you a good thing!” Do you know why the people of the village gave their children such a cheap name? A cheap name for support! Do you know why I was so happy when people called me calves? ”It's because this name is really cheap, making it hard for people to forget it for the rest of their lives …”

”Fuck you! Why are you calling me prince?” Call me calves! Or just call me bastard … ”The more I shout like this, the happier I'll be …”

He cursed in a weird tone, then rushed up to the young man and kicked him in the face. ”F * ck you, do you even know how to sell salt?”

This exchange scared all the businessmen and civilians around and they all backed off. They thought to themselves, ”I'd rather offend a gentleman than a villain, I'd rather offend a villain than a lunatic, I'd rather offend a lunatic than a pervert!”

bastard was not a villain, nor was he a madman, he was a pervert!

He was tired from fighting and scolded for being thirsty. When his soldiers brought the warm purple clay pot over, bastard took a deep breath and said, ”I don't have money …” It's easy to do without money! Didn't your shopkeeper have a third daughter? ”Bring it to me for comfort. This matter can be discussed …”

”Wang... calves, please be magnanimous … ”

”Why are you blabbering so much? Men, drag him away …” With a wave of his hand, two city guards rushed over and dragged the beaten up young man into the city. When they entered the city, each of them would kick him to the ground with a kick.

”Scram!” He told the shopkeeper that he would either give away the silver or send away his daughter … Was selling salt reasonable? ”Motherf * cker …”

After experiencing this, there was a lot more order at the city gate, these merchants no longer dared to have any hopes of getting lucky, they would take whatever goods they wanted with them, bastard would pay as much tax as he wanted, they did not dare to go against him.

calves, who had put down the tea leaves, changed into some wine and crossed his legs while smiling at the old soldier beside him. ”Normally, you guys are just a bunch of idiots.

”Today, I am teaching you all how to cook! Do you know the God of Wealth of the Great Qing Dynasty? You don't even know this... A real bunch of trash! The number one favorite beside Qiandong, Heshen! How did he start her career all those years ago? ”It is from the Chongwen Sect's tariff that we have developed...”

”Tariffs, tariffs!” This was the greatest benefit in the world. As long as you were smart and had bright eyes, your actions would be ruthless! All of you should just wait to get rich … ”

On the side, the old veteran with the tattered body and tattered cotton plate had a flattering look on his face, ”calves is right! Our brains are still not working properly, we still need the calves to give us some pointers … Teach us two moves is better than anything! ”

Pui … After spitting out a mouthful of peanut skin, the bastard jokingly scolded, ”Fuck you, can you learn two moves by teaching you? Nonsense, you think you can get rich with no one protecting you … ”Just watch and see for yourself today. If it's less than four thousand taels of silver, I'll gouge my eyes out!”

The old soldier echoed her words and cursed in his heart, ”If I had been as wicked as you, I would have made a fortune long ago. This isn't just collecting taxes, this is the lives of commoners …”