C771 Nonsense (1/2)
Every old man who had followed Xiao Letian for a long time knew that Xiao Letian was a mysterious man. Sometimes, he would mutter some words that no one could understand, and when he drank too much, he would say some prophecies that were similar to prophecies.
For example, the Sky Bird was flying in the sky or the ship was swimming in the sea. However, the suspicions of the brothers slowly became serious after their repeated prophecies were successful. The Central Intelligence Agency had even sent a team to gather and protect Xiao Letian and the others.
However, it was very rare for Xiao Letian to get drunk, other than a few important celebrations of victory, Xiao Letian rarely got drunk, so most of the time, this group of people would become like the Registrars s and become the authors of Xiao Letian's Home Note.
Not only was Xiao Letian drunk, but he also liked to talk nonsense and change his attitude. Sometimes, he would even say that he was serious and murderous when he spoke about an incident, and in a second, he would turn into a mischievous smile.
But they had never seen the Hidden Fog Kid before, especially the Hidden Fog Kid just now when she was intoxicated by Xiao Letian's speech about the rise of feminism and his help in the cause of the Ryukyu. In the blink of an eye, Xiao Letian had changed to a pig-face.
This face was too familiar to her. When a man's lecherous mind didn't want to do good, it was precisely this kind of behavior. She had seen too many of it before.
”Pah …” You are shameless! ” Hidden Fog Kid secretly spat and threw all the worship she had built up in her heart into the Pacific Ocean.
But how could she know that it had been a full ten months since Xiao Letian brought the little emperor to the Ryukyu and Fu Sang to study since after the new year.
This was something that no one would believe, because Xiao Letian had already carried the title of a pervert for many years. He had a straight wife and a beautiful woman in the entire Grand View Garden, and this made all the ministers and wealthy people in the Manchu dynasty Palace drool with joy. Everyone was envious of him for having such good luck with women.
However, everyone around Xiao Letian knew that the Lord was actually especially soft-hearted towards women, especially towards those who were already husband and wife, and Xiao Letian was even more unwilling to harm them.
In the Ryukyu, there was also Fu Sang. It was not that no one had sent women to the Ryukyu before, but Xiao Letian had rejected them all. ”Unwillingly, feelings bought with money were all fake. They were all liars with no taste at all …”
”What's more, I've gone out to play crazily. I have to kneel and make instant noodles when I return home …”
What is instant noodles? Dragon Lord and the other Registrars s looked at each other, and then the Prime Minister said something about kneeling? What the hell was that? Could it be that the Prime Minister was as good as Long Yang? Nice guy...
At that time, the Dragon Lord and the Registrars were so scared that their backs were drenched in sweat. No one dared to record these words onto the Home Note, and Dragon Lord had even specially smuggled in a few handsome young men from Jiangnan to find an opportunity for the Prime Minister to see.
Dragon Lord and the others had wanted to test the Prime Minister's reaction, but after Xiao Letian saw the few hoodlums twisting their butts, he asked in astonishment, ”What exactly were those boys doing? Is there something wrong with my waist? ”Why does it look like I'm a woman …”
Dragon Lord was truly a sinner. He might have a guilty conscience, but in the end, he subconsciously replied, ”Ah …” Those were all half-grown children who were preparing to enter training camp s for the new recruits … ”I reckon he has never suffered before and his lower body is unstable …”
F * ck, sure enough, my lower body is unstable. [If you don't give me any silver, I will make sure of it.
Xiao Letian nodded his head: ”En, I think we are lacking in exercise, young lad, you don't have any masculinity at all, why don't you send him to training camp for me to practice?”