35 Reason To Figh (1/2)
After I proclaim that I can give all of them something better to fight over, for a moment, there is silence. No one dares to speak a word as they look at my legendary figure. And then,
”What better reason to fight can there be aside from my own brother's life?” the younger brother with the handle mustache says in a slightly annoyed voice.
”Yeah, there's literally no reason better suited to fight than the fact that I was disturbed in giving this beautiful lady company.” The doctor with the stupid mustache then says, in a slightly more annoyed voice.
”Hah!” I sigh in mockery when,
”Give them a reason to fight is not what we have to do.” Danny says, in an ever more annoyed voice.
”You idiot!” I say to Danny, ”The whole scene was perfect for me to say my next line to the doctor and you just ruined it all.”
Danny looks at me in confusion as I continue, ”See, this is why you never are able to get much protagonist privileges. And because, rarely, anyone other than protagonists gets the girls, you remain out there with 99 rejections, unable to put 'in a relationship' in whatever 'book' the author decides to call that top social media platform to avoid copyright.”
”Now, Irium,” he starts shaking in anger as he replies, ”You're going overboard!”
”Oh yeah!” I only smirk as I say, ”Overboard in what!? Telling the truth?”
”You take that back, Irium.” Danny says as he looks at me as if he's a yandere whose boyfriend is being 'taken away' by me.
”I won't.” I look back at him like I'm some stubborn shota who wouldn't listen to anyone but the one he is a shota for, ahm, ”I am a man of Gandhian philosophy; I won't betray him by lying in his own country.”
”He isn't even born yet.” Danny says to retort but I,
”Doesn't matter!” I say that to retort, ”The soul is eternal, not bound by time or space.”
And all the while we are discussing philosophy and all, the rest of the people there look at us with their mouths agape. No one dares to speak anything, until finally,
”Could you guys get back to the topic?” the doctor says with a haughty attitude, which breaks pretty easily after both of us show him our glares and he says, ”I mean, only if you want to.”
That said though, we should definitely get back to the topic sometime soon. It's not like discussing philosophy with Danny of all people is going to help me anyway.
”The topic, huh? What was it?” I ask in an irritated voice.
”It was something like giving them a better reason to fight.” Danny says with hands at his waist looking away from me.
”Oh yeah, hey doctor,” He jumps as I call him. ”Repeat whatever you said as response!”
”I … well …” having realized that he was talking in a bad tone to the wrong person, the doctor now seems to be at a loss for what he should do. That though, doesn't really make sense because he should just do whatever I tell him to.
”Do I need to repeat myself?” I ask, asking less of what I actually did and more of 'Do you dare to make me repeat myself?' and I ask in the best Gilgamesh voice I could, only the 'mongrel' part was missing.