7 Belief (1/2)
”It's because I have connections with Supreme Angels, your superiors. If I complain about you, you won't even need to fail another job to cease your existence.”
The first-villain-guy-that-is-meant-only-to-get-his-teeth-knocked-out-in-the-most-pathetic-manner-ever laughs like a crazed psycho.
I never realized that Danny was so desperate about getting a girlfriend that doesn't betray him. But now I know that. And well, that changes things.
”Danny, watch!” I point at him so he knows something important is about to happen and keep looking intently.
And as I have accomplished getting his attention, I move on to the next stage. I move a step closer to Roswaisa, which puts me close enough to hold her, and so I do.
”W-what!?” She gasps in surprise but I don't give her any chance to do anything as I put my right hand on her back moving her upper body closer to the point her C-sized boobs press on me and then I put my left hand in her hair so I can move her head closer. What follows after that, if you haven't already understood, I pity you for it.
Yes, I kiss her. And soon after, she starts kissing back.
”…” Danny watches in silence as I, feeling like it's enough, stops and moves a step back.
”That felt good.” I give a very honest remark to which, Roswaisa gives a ”W-what! No, it didn't. What were you even trying to do, b-baka!?” Seriously? When did you become a tsundere?
”…” Danny just keeps watching in silence, staring in disbelief at what happened in front of him.
”Why's he so shocked?” she says with a disgusted voice as if asking, ”Does he have some kiss-fetish or something?”
Regardless of the argument that that can't even be called a fetish, the answer is yes and no.
”He has this stupid belief that the first kiss seals the deal and no one ever breaks-up after that. So, he now realizes that there's no chance for you to become his girlfriend since he thinks you're mine.” I explain in a plain voice trying to withhold myself from becoming a pervy Koyomi Araragi from Monogatari Series and start giving details about his 'kiss-fetish.'
”Ah, I see! That's something, isn't it?” she smirks trying her best to not become a Tsubasa Hanekawa from Monogatari Series and start 'logically' (add 'weirdly' too) destroying him.
”Anyway, he now has lost all interest in you and will not complain to your superiors about anything.” I say plainly, ”So now you owe me one.”
”Eh?” the Angel jumps up in surprise.
”And you can replay me by leaving.” I say as bow with my right hand raised towards the gate to signal her exiting.
”T-That's mean!” She puffs up her cheeks and complains.
”There's nothing mean about it. This is completely a fair exchange.” I tell her and finally, she sighs.
”Hah!” this time it doesn't look like she'll go into Aqua mode, or any other mode for that matter. ”I guess that's so.”
She then turns to me and bows while holding her hands in front, quite fitting for a messenger of gods as far as manners go.
”I guess,” she says as she looks down in disappointment, ”I'll have to leave after all.”
”Yes.” I reply plainly.
*****
Today is Tuesday. This is the day of the week in which I get a lecture for breaking some women's heart by the ever-annoying Woman's Heart Group.
”IRIUM!” that is the yell that always begins everything, the yell of the student council president (a pretty useless one) who also happens to be the chairman (or chairwoman) of Woman's Heart Group. At this point, I can even predict what this girl would say next. In an astonished and high-pitched voice,
Irium, what am I hearing?
”Irium, what am I hearing?”
How can this possibly happen?
”How can this possibly happen?”
This is such important news that I only just got.
”This is such important news that I only just got.”
You once again broke a woman's heart. Shame on you, kid!
”Congratulations!”