C2 (1/2)
The sky had turned dark. Xuan Hong, the lone ghost, had not been taken away by the Black and White Impermanence. Instead, he had been taken back to the cave by You Long. He didn't know if it was on purpose or not, but there was a huge fire burning inside the cave, causing him to feel a pain in his heart. He dodged to the side and howled, ”Stinky girl!” ”Extinguish the fire for me!” ”You Zou'er glanced at him, then she strung a bunch of meat on a branch and put it on the fire to roast.” You will never be destroyed! Don't force laozi to take a piss to extinguish your anger! ” Xuan Hong was howling non-stop. He was so annoyed that the old yellow dog turned around and pointed its butt at him. However, Xuan Hong stopped howling as he heard the aroma of the meat. How could a ghost still be hungry? Xuan Hong thought to himself. He was a new ghost. He didn't know anything.
”Are you going to eat or not?” He handed her a skewer of meat.
Xuan Hong secretly glanced at You Duan'er, and for a moment, he couldn't help but blush. There was a logic to everything in this world. I scolded him till my mouth went dry, and he even grilled me meat to eat. What a mess!
Xuan Hong is not a shameless person. He just wants meat too much. He took the skewer from her hand and hesitated for a moment. Wasn't ghosts the soul? Isn't the soul like a bunch of fart? How can a piece of ass hold a skewer? Was he a fart? Pui! A ghost.
Xuan Hong ferociously took a bite of the meat skewer, and a fragrant aroma filled his throat. Roasted meat skewers were a very particular dish, and fat was the most basic of all; the key point was that the fire was very good, which depended on the skills of the barbecue man.
Xuan Hong felt that his fate was quite good, to be able to eat such delicious meat skewers when he was about to die. His mouth was already filled with comfort, and the words he spoke were no longer unpleasant to listen to. He covered his eyes, and looked at You Zou through his fingers: ”Sit over here, it's too close to the fire to speak.”
You Duan'er was roasting her own meat skewers. She thought to herself, ”This person, oh no, this ghost is too shameless. I'm full, so I don't care about being happy. She still hasn't eaten a single bite.” Xuan Su helplessly sighed when he saw that she didn't respond to him. He was still thinking about turning this girl into a ghost by the end of the day, so how could he possibly turn himself into a ghost? What should he do with a living woman? Unless she was a ghost too! Wait, what does it feel like to be together with two ghosts? Irregular!
As he thought about what had happened in the daytime, Xuan Hong suddenly thought about that masked man who killed without batting an eyelid. How could such a cruel and merciless person suddenly bow his head and bow to her? Xuan Hong asked You Duan'er, who was roasting the meat. She turned over the skewers in her hands, licking the red meat with her glowing flames. ”Because he knows I'm evil. I love to eat souls and human flesh.”
The fire burned brighter and brighter, adding two sticks of firewood to the fire. The fire crackled for a moment. Xuan Hai swallowed a mouthful of saliva and rubbed his stomach in a daze. Those delicious meat skewers were roasted with human meat!
Xuan Hong landed on the ground and dug his fingers into his throat, causing him to retch until he felt sick. He picked up a rock and threw it at Xuan Hong's head, ”I'm still roasting meat, not letting anyone eat it!” What the f * * k! ” Xuan Hong shouted, ”This is f * cking human flesh! Even if I become a ghost, I won't eat human flesh! ”
He glanced at the two bunches of twigs he was standing on, and what was left of his meat. Xuan Hong let out a wail, squatted on the ground and cried, ”I'm finished, I'm done for! Becoming a ghost is already bad enough, and I was even coaxed into eating human flesh by those stinking women. Now that I'm in the hall, wouldn't it be weird if I didn't explode?”
Deep into the night, the old yellow dog snorted and dragged its feet as it nestled itself next to Wandering Child's feet. Wandering Child picked up a piece of fat and placed it under its nose. The old yellow dog took a whiff and slowly chewed it. It is too old to eat or drink. You Duan'er glanced at it, then picked up the freshly roasted skewers and began to eat with relish.
Xuan Hong buried his head in his legs, feeling that he was really too sad. The scammer had gone to sleep, and even the old dog had also gone to sleep. The two of them had slept soundly. Xuan Hong felt sleepy just by looking at them.
But he couldn't sleep because he had to find a way out for himself.
Xuan Hong walked out of the cave in a daze. He didn't know where to go. It was said that a woman's intuition was very accurate. He had always felt that he had the same intuition. Follow your instincts and don't worry about food and drink. After walking for a short while, there seemed to be some movement on the cliff ahead. Xuan Hong picked up a big rock and hid. He heard some unusual sounds.