C8 (2/2)
The instant before Ye Lingyun closed the door, Liu Fengyun blocked the door in time and followed him in.
It was unknown what kind of excitement Ye Lingyun had suffered today, but when she saw that he had followed her over, she asked. Ye Lingyun once again repeated the word brother-in-law, ”I heard that you followed Old Master Liu since you were young. You must have suffered a lot, right? Don't you know that all those years of living a comfortable life have erased your hardworking nature? ”
Was it because of that mockery? Liu Fengyun scratched his head, but he knew that he was in the wrong, and smiled mischievously: ”Of course not, I'll be looking for a job in a bit, isn't that seeing that you're back? ”Why, are you still angry?”
Ye Lingyun didn't seem to appreciate his flattering, and snorted coldly as she ignored him. Liu Fengyun was a little troubled. To be honest, he had never had a red fruit girl in his life. After racking his brains for a long time, he still could not think of a good plan. In the end, he could only use the worst method, a joke.
Therefore, Liu Fengyun pulled over a chair and sat opposite of Ye Lingyun, laughing and saying, I will tell you a joke, Ye Lingyun was still quiet, but he couldn't possibly cover his ears when he said this, right?
”In the past, there was a scholar who was in love with a young lady. One day, they set out on a trip, on the way to meet the heavy rain, then an empty house to shelter from the rain, stay up until night. There was only one bed in the room, and although the two of them loved each other, it was not chaotic. The young miss took pity on the young master and shamelessly invited him to share a bed, but in the middle of the bed, she wrote a note, saying, ”Those who cross the border are beasts.” The scholar, on the other hand, was a gentleman. He had been patiently enduring the whole night, and had not been in a state of chaos.
The next morning, the young lady woke up and actually left in a cloud of dust, leaving behind a note. ”
It was written in large characters, ”You are even worse than an animal.”
Ye Lingyun looked at Liu Fengyun expressionlessly. Liu Fengyun knew that this joke had really turned into a joke and was even a sneer. He dryly laughed twice, thought for a bit, and continued to speak: ”Tang Bohu and Scholar A guessing:
Tang Bohu: Which one of you can run faster than the big grizzly bear?
Scholar A: If I say I'm slower than him, if you say I'm worse than him, if I say I'm faster than him, if you say I'm worse than him, I won't fall into your trap, I'm as fast as him.
Tang Bohu: Then you are even more of a beast.
Ye Lingyun scolded, it was boring.
Liu Fengyun had no other choice. This girl Ye Lingyun was too stubborn, she could not deal with her in such a short period of time, and normally, she could not do it either.
”One day, a frustrated man, in order to eliminate his own depressed mood, thought of a carefree best option - tourism.
That day, he chose a less popular place to travel to. Perhaps it was because even the heavens wanted to oppose him! Unexpectedly, when he got there, there was only one room left in the local hotel.
What made him even more worried was that it was a double room, and a woman living there too …
He had never liked living in the same room with another person. Plus, that person was a woman. However, it was already late and he didn't have a car to leave. Thus, he had to check into the last ”room” gloomily.
When he went to that room and opened the door, he saw a beautiful girl sitting on the bed looking depressed, which made him even more depressed.
He was already depressed when he was at home, yet here he was, meeting a fellow sufferer. How could this not make him depressed?
When he entered the room, the girl only raised her head to look at him for a moment before continuing to sulk with her brows furrowed.
Seeing that the other party was in no mood to converse with him, he found it rather quiet.
He threw his things onto the empty bed and tried to sleep, but no matter how much he tossed and turned, he could not sleep.
As for the young girl, because she came in at the same time, she immediately laid down with her eyebrows raised. She wanted to say something, but after opening her mouth several times, she didn't say anything.
Naturally, he could feel the gaze of the young girl, but what could a man do with another man? With the young girl staring at him, he got up uneasily and left the room.
What's the best thing when people are unhappy?
The answer was wine.
He ran straight down to the bar.
To use wine to dispel sorrow...
What he didn't expect was that the young girl would also come to the bar, and coincidentally sit next to him …
It occurred to him that she was also someone who had something on her mind, someone who could meet in this place, who could live in the same house, and who was now in the same place, so he invited her to drink.
The girl did not refuse and sat by his side.
So you drank one cup after another, and the two of them drank countless bottles in the blink of an eye.
In the end, he could barely open his eyes a little, and the young lady was sprawled on the table.
He happened to see the wild beast like gazes of the surrounding men …
So he gave the key to one of the waiters at the bar and motioned him to bring them back.
”...”