Chapter 589 Fatty Big Seas Story (2/2)
Although he knew it is a tragic story, Gao Peng still had the urge to laugh.
”Actually, a larger brain would be good,” Fatty Big Sea mocked itself. ”A bigger brain and a bigger mouth. That makes me biting someone more painful for them.”
”That is true.” Gao Peng nodded, thought about it, then retracted the hand that was on the fish's head.
”Did you know that my motivation to become a god was because the oldest fish in our river told me at that time that a god was omnipotent?” Fatty Big Fish laughed. ”Damn omnipotent. I couldn't even save myself, much less save others,” Fatty Big Sea said bitterly.
”A god with life attributes can't save the dead?” Gao Peng was a bit surprised. He had heard that a god who had mastered the ability of life could revive the dead.
”There must be a corpse, and it can't have been dead for too long.” Fatty Big Sea shook its head and said, ”You know, the most ridiculous concept in this world is fairness. Some monsters have stood at their peak at the point of birth. They only need to lift their toes and gently lift their feet—then they become gods.
”The vast majority of monsters have to work very, very, very hard and risk their lives! It takes billions of trillions of life-and-death battles and a streak of rare luck to become a god. Even so, the abilities of life, healing, and sacredness have nothing to do with lowly monsters like us.
”These abilities are only comprehensible to those who are talented or qualified… Because only they don't have to worry about survival, they have the resources to explore these abilities. A low-life like me... Had I relied on the life ability, would I have become what I am today? Did I use the life ability to compete with other monsters for treasure? Did I use it to kill?!” Fatty Big Sea grew very emotional at this point...
Gao Peng thought about it, but he still resisted, saying, ”That happened yesterday.”
”You didn't become the second generation of a god, but at least you've become the kind of creature you hate the most,” Gao Peng said.
Fatty Big Fish nodded and was somewhat content. ”Yeah, I became the one I used to hate most.”
”Hey, Fatty Big Fish, tell me how you ended up with Windstorm Water Magic Spider's mother.” Gao Peng poked Fatty Big Sea's head.
”Ah?” The usually fearless Fatty Big Sea began to play dumb.
”Ah, what are you saying? I suddenly can't hear you.” Fatty Big Sea declared loudly.
”Don't be so stingy. You've shared the story of your first love; what's there not to share about your wife?” Gao Peng said with a smile.
”I'm deaf, I'm deaf, you can't hear or see me.” Fatty Big Sea jumped from the roof and whipped its tail, leaping towards the beach.
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The next day, Gao Peng called all his familiars together for a meeting.
”Fatty Big Sea, I asked you previously if you had any friends who had accidentally died young. Have you thought of any?”
Fatty Big Sea smiled. ”You want a divine artifact. I remember a place where an 'old friend' might have stored divine artifacts, but it's hard to say if they can be retrieved.”