Chapter 42 (1/2)
”You... What did you do to me?” Liu Yan asked angrily.
Women's hearts and needles are as complicated as quantum mechanics, which ordinary men can't understand.
When you say you're not interested in a woman at all, she's bound to get very angry. The story of the famous novel Tianlong Babu can be seen as the story of a woman (Mrs. Ma Kangmin) who discovers that a man (Xiao Feng) is not interested in her, so he uses intrigues to make that man disgraced. We can see the horror of women.
Of course, Liu Yan is certainly not Kangmin's snake and scorpion lady, but if Yang Xiaotian is not interested in Liu Yan, Liu Yan will also be angry - this is the biggest slander for a woman's charm!
But when you do something to a woman, she will still be angry. So men's choice is very simple, or do it! Anyway, no matter what, women will be angry!
Now Liu Yan is a little angry.
”I gave you a kiss.” Yang Xiaotian said with a smile.
”Did you kiss?” Asked Liu Yan.
”Your lips taste great.” Yang xiaotiandao.
”Asshole!” Liu Yan said angrily, ”that's my first kiss!”
Yang Xiaotian laughed and said, ”don't be angry. I will be responsible for you.” Yang Xiaotian said with a cheap smile.
Liu Yan sticks out her fist and blows Yang Xiaotian's chest angrily.
”I'll kill you, I'll kill you Liu Yan said angrily.
Yang Xiaotian said: ”fight is pro, scold is love, hit me, pain in your heart!”
Liu Yan couldn't fight any more and spat: ”Yang Xiaotian, Yang Xiaotian, why didn't I find out before that you have such a rogue side?”
”That's because a man is too handsome. Usually when a man is too handsome, you always ignore his other advantages.” Yang Xiaotian shamelessly said, ”Congratulations, I found the advantages of a rascal!”
Liu Yan rolled her eyes and said, ”you are very proud, aren't you?”
”I'm not proud.” Yang Xiaotian said solemnly, ”I'm just very proud! Feel cute! ”
”Cut!” Liu Yan scolded, ”smelly shameless!”
Yang Xiaotian said with a smile: ”thank you for your praise, I am worthy of it!”
”You...” Liu Yan found that she had no way to take Yang Xiaotian.
After all, people are shameless and invincible!
Yang Xiaotian is invincible now!
Liu Yan is a total failure.
”You won't just kiss me, will you?” Liu Yan asked.
”Of course not.” Yang Xiaotian said with awe inspiring righteousness, ”if it's just kissing you, it's too bad for your beauty, so I also touched you!”
”How do you feel?” Liu Yan asked word by word, gnashing her teeth.
Yang Xiaotian said: ”it's big and round, white and soft. It should only be in the sky. It's rare to hear it in the world!”
”Get out of here!” Liu Yan picked up the pillow and threw it at Yang Xiaotian.
Yang Xiaotian didn't dodge and was hit by the pillow.
Anyway, this pillow is not iron. It doesn't hurt to hit people.
It's more important to let Liu Yan calm down.
”Liu Yan!” Regardless of everything, Yang Xiaotian grabbed Liu Yan's hand and said seriously, ”I really like you!”
”That's why you're insulting me?” Liu Yan said with shame.
”Yes Yang Xiaotian said, ”I will not only insult you now, but also insult you in the future. I want you to be my woman. I want to insult you all my life!”
”You bastard!” Liu Yan scolded.
Yang Xiaotian complacent way: ”only can let you be my woman, when asshole why not?”
”You...” Liu Yan was speechless after all.
A man, not bad looking.