C24 (1/2)
Zhou Xianghe, sixteen years old this year. Because he loved to play when he was young, he was struck by a bolt of heavenly lightning when he was picking out birds' nests during a thunderstorm. He relied on his treasure's protection to survive, and as a result, his mind was a bit muddled.
His hair looked like it had exploded after being struck by lightning, and he looked like a bird's nest. After being struck by lightning, he was a bit afraid to play in the rain, so he often played in the sun. His skin was a little suntanned, and he wore a golden iron ring on his nose that made his originally handsome face look somewhat rough.
”Grandpa Chang, I want to ask you a question!” Zhou Xianghe shouted again.
”Go ahead!” Chang Lou heaved a long sigh. Wasn't she just overexerting herself, causing her hair to turn white, her appearance to become more mature, and her voice to become a bit more magnetic? I'm not old enough to be a grandfather yet! However, he would not be more serious with this naive child. He just emphasized the result and almost cried. He wasn't going to coax a child of that age not to cry.
Zhou Xianghe happily clapped his hands. He was very satisfied with the Chang Residence's cooperation. After hesitating for a while, he carefully asked Chang Lou, ”Grandpa Chang, why do you think those big sisters on the streets love to move their butts?”
The room instantly choked, not knowing how to reply. After hesitating for a long time, finally moved by Zhou Xianghe's sincere gaze, he decided to give it his all for the sake of the truth.
”Cough cough!” This … actually, this was mainly because there were so many people on the street. There were many people who needed to squeeze when they were walking, and they were used to squeezing each other as they walked! ”Look at us men, we have strong shoulders, so it's easier to squeeze together. We need that one!” With that, Chang Lou wiped the sweat from his forehead and couldn't help but admire himself. Chang Lou couldn't help but think, ”Looks like it wasn't all dad's shabbiness and his reputation back then that allowed the academy to recruit me.”
”Grandpa Chang, my father said that we can't bully the old man. He also said that if we don't beat up everyone, I will not be allowed to eat next month. What do you think I should do?” Zhou Xianghe was in a dilemma, and he was at a loss of what to do.
Chang Lou thought about it and asked, ”How much do you eat in one meal?” I'll cover you for one month! ”
Zhou Xianghe's eyes lit up as he happily said what he wanted to eat. ”I can eat a lamb every meal!”
”A sheep that is not even worth three taels of silver, it's worth it!” Chang Lou thought for a moment, then reached into his pocket. Just as she was about to agree, she was scared speechless by Zhou Xianghe's explanation.
”That's right!” A highland goat from the Qingyang Empire, I like to eat lamb legs the most. There was a big leg of mutton on the left, a big leg of mutton on the right, a bite on the left, a bite on the right … … He would eat one in the morning, one before lunch, two before dinner, and one before bedtime. Now that I'm a little hungry, I really want to eat! ”
The highland goats of the Qingyang Empire could only survive in a few areas of the Desert North Plateau. It was rare and couldn't be bought with a single lamb worth a thousand gold. Don't even mention how hard it was to show off its delicious meat on the plate, only a chef would dare to try, so this sheep would be poor even if it was made by a rich man.
”I suddenly thought of a solution that might be able to solve our problem!” Chang Lou thought for a long time before suggesting solemnly, ”Actually, we can change the method to a simpler one and decide the victor. ”For example … Guessing Fist!”
”Alright, alright! I like guessing boxing the most. Let's play with rock scissors! ” Zhou Xianghe clapped excitedly.
Chang Lou was overjoyed. He did not believe that he would be unable to beat this silly kid in a fight like this.
”Let's begin!” I'll shout one, two, three, and we'll go together! ”
”Alright!” Zhou Xianghe nodded, his small face full of excitement and excitement.
”One!” Two! ”Huh?!” ”Xiang He, what do you think?” When he shouted ”two”, Chang Lou suddenly pointed at Zhou Xianghe's back and shouted in surprise.
”What!” Zhou Xianghe turned around, but didn't say anything.
”Fist!” It's a fist! ” Chang Lou was a little excited. ”I think I was blind just now. Let's start again!”
”Three!” Two! ”One!”
The two of them punched at almost the same time.