C3 (1/2)

Chang Lou didn't even have the face to look up at the nervous grandpa with a hunting fork when he saw the appearance of the guy lying on the ground. If the bed wasn't too hard, Chang Lou would have dug a hole to crawl into. Sleeping in someone else's bed and even kicking that person's grandson to the ground.

”Good boy!” ”Good boy...” Chang Lou quickly jumped down from the bed and checked the pulse of the little boy who was still sobbing softly. Seeing that his pulse was as steady as a mountain, he heaved a sigh of relief.

”What's wrong?” Little Tiger, why are you sitting on the ground naked? Did you wet your bed again? ” The old man couldn't help but ask as he looked at his darling grandson who was crying so heavily on the ground.

”No!” Not tonight! ” The little boy, Little Tiger, tried to defend himself. He said something that made Chang Lou smile bitterly, ”I had already found the latrine in my dream and was about to pee when he kicked me down …”

The old man straightforwardly didn't pursue the matter with Chang Lou and instead gave him a thumbs up, ”Good kick! This bastard peed on the bed every night. Even if it was the owner's house, he wouldn't change the bed every day! Beat them until they're all gone. If you want to find someone to hunt them down, you won't even be able to afford it! ”

Chang Lou wanted to ask, ”How did I get to your house?”, but the old man closed the door and left.

”It's still early, go to sleep! If he wants to wet the bed next time, you can still kick him. This brat is resistant to falling, even if he falls from the cliff he'll still be alive and kicking. As long as he doesn't kick his lifeblood, anything else will be fine. ”

The valiant grandpa took his hunting knife and left behind a tall figure and a series of questions for Chang Lou, ”How come I've never heard of a person without cultivation being able to jump off a cliff unscathed?” Chang Lou looked at Little Tiger with the gaze of a crappy doctor studying an ancient medicine.

Little Tiger felt the viciousness in his eyes and hurriedly covered his crotch with his hands. His big eyes looked pitifully at the evildoer, and when he saw that Chang Lou was immune to his fawning abilities, he turned around and pouted his white butt. He said in a childish voice, ”Kick lightly!” When he finished, he fart loudly.

”Hee hee!” Brother, I still need to listen to more, tell me another one! ” Little Tiger held onto Chang Lou's arm with his small, fleshy arm and kept shaking it.

Chang Lou shook his head. He had been telling stories the whole night and his mouth was already dry. He had the illusion that he was going to make up for everything senior had said before he finished. Furthermore, he really didn't have any stories to tell.

Little Tiger mumbled to himself, not daring to agree, ”No no no!”

”Let me rest for a while!” Chang Lou squeezed out five words with great difficulty.

Little Tiger blinked his eyes and suddenly thought of something. He said seriously: ”Big brother, do you take me as your real brother?”

”Alright!” Chang Lou feebly gave him a perfunctory reply.

”Great, tomorrow I will go and fight with the little wolf next door. Before, I didn't dare to bully his brother when I had him!” Humph! Tomorrow, I will hit his ass … ” When Little Tiger heard this, he was overjoyed. He had already planned out his revenge plan in his heart. In order to prevent him from collapsing the bed, Chang Lou quickly stopped him from jumping crazily.

”Oh right, brother, you definitely aren't a match for Big Wolf, you just need to delay him. After I finish dealing with Little Wolf, we'll attack together!” Beat him up! ” The Little Tiger Battle brandished its small fists and even brought up the terrifying idea of attacking the enemy's camp at night.

When Chang Lou heard this brat say that he was clumsy and that it was detrimental to his personal honor, she hurriedly interrupted him, ”Wait! ”How do you know I'm clumsy?”

Little Tiger grinned, ”Bro, if you weren't clumsy, how would you have fallen into the trap grandpa used to catch the stupid boar? That trap hasn't been set yet, and those stupid boars won't even be able to fall in …”

Sensing that Chang Lou's expression had turned ugly, Little Tiger hurriedly changed his words to claim the credit, ”I found the elder brother who asked grandpa to bring you back.”

”I can't even sense the trap on the ground. Could it be that I …” Chang Lou tried to channel the Zhen Qi in his body, but there was no reaction. It was as if his primordial spirit and meridians were all hidden.