Chapter 143.1: Strange Within Strange (1/2)
Golden Wind Jade Dew, the two bandits, were currently flirting with each other when they heard Tang Doudou’s clear voice. They simultaneously looked over and shouted “Shut up!”
before going back to kissing and flirting. After a while, Yu Fenger finally pushed Jin Longbiao away and said, “Focus on your work!”
Jin Longbiao disliked delicate, handsome pretty boys like Tang Doudou the most, because every time Yu Fenger saw this kind of men, his eyes would light up. It made Jin Longbiao very unhappy.
Due to the fact that he had angered Yu Fenger earlier, Jin Longbiao’s tone was no longer as harsh when he spoke this time. He pointed at Tang Doudou and asked Yu Fenger in an attempt to curry favor, “Fenger ah, what did he mean by what he said earlier?”
“Blockhead, to not even understand this! He’s saying that we’re really awesome!” Yu Fenger rolled his eyes at Jin Longbiao, before extending his hand towards him. The latter jumped off the horse in a fawning manner, carefully hugged Yu Fenger’s legs and lifted him off the horse.
After Yu Fenger got off the horse, he tidied up his clothes and hair before lifting his hand in the orchid fingers gesture and walking with a bashful expression towards Tang Doudou.
Although Jin Longbiao was very unhappy seeing this, he still followed compliantly. “Fenger ah, be careful where you step, there’s rocks.”
Xiao Dao could not bring himself to keep watching this gross display of affection between the Golden Wind Jade Dew pair and turned his head to look vigilantly at the mountain bandits. He was searching for an opportunity to escape with Tang Doudou.
“Gongzi, were you the one who composed that Golden Wind Jade Dew poem?”
In all truthfulness, if this Yu Fenger was a woman, even if his appearance was a little unsightly, his natural and unrestrained manner would be able to cast those daughters of rich families several hundred streets away.
However, when he made this look with his not only unsightly, but also vulgar-looking face, it still made Tang Doudou, who had experienced all sorts of strange vicissitudes in her life, almost cough out blood.
It was lucky that her toleration ability was strong so she had quickly adjusted to Golden Wind Jade Dew, this pair of strange mountain bandits. She gave a light cough and said, “It is precisely this untalented one who composed it.”
Yu Fenger gave a delicate laugh and said, “Gongzi is truly humble… Fenger really likes this poem, wonder if gongzi would be willing to return with Fenger to write it down as a present for Fenger?”
The moment he finished speaking, Jin Longbiao who was behind him gave a thumbs up with adoration written all over his face. His family’s Fenger was so brilliant, to be capable of even putting kidnapping in a way that sounds good.
My fudge, this Yu Fenger had talent ah!
Tang Doudou rubbed her chin. From the looks of it, Yu Fenger wanted to kidnap her and bring her back. If it was like this, she might not be able to make them leave with money!
“Hm, about this…”
“Gongzi’s not willing?” Yu Fenger pressed his lips together dejectedly and started weeping.
When Jin Longbiao saw his darling crying, he immediately glowered and smashed his morning star towards the ground. “Boy, you actually dared to reject my family’s Fenger’s invitation? Do you no longer wish to live!?”