Chapter 65: Take This One As Your Bride (1/2)

It’s Judgement Day!

Thunder and lightning are filling the skies!

Volcanoes have erupted!

Tang Doudou fell to the floor on her butt, her eyes no longer filled with their previous light. She stared stupefied in front of her, her brain empty except for one echoing thought: she had been topped, topped…

“Xiao Xueyi, isn’t it cold sitting on the ground?” As he watched her crumbling expression, a trace of schadenfreude flashed through Baili Yu’s eyes. He sat up and tidied his clothes, pulling his inner robe closed before walking to Tang Doudou and slowly crouching down in front of her.

He extended his slender, jade-like fingers to lift that little face and spoke while he gazed lovingly at her, “Don’t worry, I’ll take responsibility.”

Hearing this, Tang Doudou abruptly lifted her eyes and made immediate contact with Baili Yu’s magnificent pupils. After staring at each other for quite a while, she opened her eyes wide and said, “I’m a man!”

“What does that matter?” Baili Yu smiled, unconcerned. His gentle palm stroked the side of her face.

Tang Doudou’s brain was currently incapable of thinking straight, but she still had some common sense. When she heard this, she asked, “I’m a man, you’re also a man. How do you plan to take responsibility? Take me as a bride? Become my bride? Or hide me away and raise me that way?”

The stroking movements of Baili Yu’s hand slightly paused for a moment. The corners of his mouth lifted into an unexplainable smile as he said, “How does Xiao Xueyi want me to take responsibility?”

A cool wind must have blown from somewhere because Tang Doudou’s head cleared up a little. “I can decide?”

Baili Yu didn’t speak and just nodded while gazing at her.

Tang Doudou immediately fell silent as she pondered the best possible course of action. Meow a mii! What should she do in order to make up for some of the loss?

This was how she was like. Regardless of the attack she suffered, she’d quickly snap out of her shock and helplessness, immediately shifting gears and going straight into thinking how she could obtain compensation for the damage incurred. However, now that she thought about it, she didn’t really suffer a loss. First of all ah, Baili Yu is a hottie. Just from this she had gotten a profit! But when she thought about the fact that Baili Yu had used her like a man, she realized she’d made a huge loss at this point. Looking at the two, she decided that this incident counts as evening everything out!

Thinking about it some more, since she was used as a man, then her… ahem! That’s still there, right?

Thinking of it like this, she actually felt that she still made a profit.

She had been able to sleep with Baili Yu, this unearthly seductive yao and still retained her body’s innocence…

En, it probably still counted as innocent.

On a different note, does this count as her having topped Baili Yu?

“Ahem, regarding this matter… Actually, there’s really no need to talk about taking responsibility or not taking responsibility since we’re all legal adults here… En, why don’t we just drop things like this!” Even though Tang Doudou said this, she naturally had no intention of letting it go without grabbing some benefits. On the contrary, she planned to grab an extremely big benefit, one that she wouldn’t even need to pay a teeny bit for!

In any case, who asked the Heavens to make it so that she wasn’t a legit and authentic man?

“Drop it?” Baili Yu’s voice lightly lifted. “How can it be dropped? Could it be that Xiao Xueyi dislikes this one?”

The moment this sentence came out, an extremely dangerous aura came from this smiling seductive yao. Tang Doudou subconsciously hugged her arms and feigned a calm smile. “Baili gongzi, you’re handsome to the point where you could give others goosebumps, beautiful to the point of causing bleeding, your attack power level practically pierces through the skies… You’re the Prince Charming that countless girls dream about, how could I dare to dislike you?”

When she was happy she would call him big evil spirit or Baili Foxie. When she was unhappy and had to blabber nonsense, she would call him Baili gongzi…

Baili Yu gazed at Tang Doudou who was forcing a fake smile with a meaningful gaze before he heaved a sigh. Through the mist came his soft voice whose existence almost seemed questionable. “This one thinks that Xiao Xueyi should just take this one as a bride!”

Tang Doudou quivered from being hit by his breath. Following that, she was so shocked by his words that her jaw dropped to the ground. “You-you, what are you saying!?”

Baili Yu had already released her and gotten up. He once again laid down lazily on the soft couch and his loose robe fell open, revealing that alluring scene. Then, he closed his seductive peach blossom eyes. This time, Tang Doudou no longer had lust in her heart as she looked on. She muttered as she climbed up from the floor and jogged over. “Hey, don’t go to sleep ah. Answer me first. What did you mean by what you said earlier?”

Baili Yu opened his eyes. “What do I mean? It’s exactly what you heard ah?

Da fudge, if she had heard what he said clearly earlier, would she still be asking him?

“Didn’t you say that it was up to me to decide? I’ve decided to just drop it, so just drop it ah!” Tang Doudou was thinking about how her big plan to cheat him had been throttled to death in its infancy before she even got the chance to implement it. She was extremely distressed. What’s he trying to play at ah!?

“Did I say something like that before? When?” Baili Yu opened his eyes and looked towards Tang Doudou in confusion. “You’ve probably remembered wrong?”

Frick, freak, fuck!

Tang Doudou cursed thrice to express her current feelings. Why did she freaking gain knowledge and experience again! Did he dare to be even just a slight bit more villainous?

She’d truly never seen such shamelessness in her life ah!

Tang Doudou supported her head and told herself to calm down. She had to calm down. No matter what, she couldn’t act on impulse. God knows what other world-shocking and exotic things that Baili Yu might end up doing.

He could even say something like having her take him as a bride, so was there anything he wouldn’t do?

After she calmed down, Tang Doudou felt that she should start to reform a certain person that seemed to be from the dark side by starting with virtuous causes.

“Alright, let’s just treat it as you haven’t said it before! Let’s not talk about that, let’s just talk about what you said just earlier.” Tang Doudou said with a strict tone.

“I’m sleepy, don’t feel like talking anymore.”

Baili Yu closed his eyes again. At this point, Tang Doudou made a discovery. Could it be that this evil spirit has an illness?

Late stage laziness cancer!

People like this definitely wouldn’t stand if they could sit and wouldn’t sit if they could lie down. They’d carry their personal soft, couch chair wherever they went and definitely wouldn’t keep their eyes open for more than three minutes!!

Da fudge, if this wasn’t an illness then what could it be?

She swore to the heavens that she’d never seen such a lazy person in her entire life!