Chapter 57: Sect Leader Mu and Toilet Paper (1/2)

Say wha?

Tang Doudou dug into her ear, suspecting that she what she had just heard had been an auditory hallucination.

But the fact that Mu Ye was still speaking outside clearly told her that it hadn’t been an auditory hallucination just now.

This time she got really scared!

Had Mu Ye not gotten out of bed the right way this morning? His head touched the ground first?

Ate the wrong medicine?

Was possessed by a ghost?

Or maybe the same as her, the shell had gotten a substitute host?

Mommy ah, it’s seriously about to scare this poor baby to death!

Tang Doudou covered her little heart, not even daring to breathe loudly. She thought, could it be that Mu Ye had found the wrong person?

Could it be that he had made an appointment to meet someone else at the toilet, but due to a freaky combination of factors, she had run in here?

Pei! She lightly slapped another palm onto her face. Freak as if he would meet someone, as if he would make an appointment at the restroom.

Mu Ye was right outside the restroom. Seeing that the Tang Doudou who had gone inside the latrine didn’t even have the slightest bit of a reaction, he became a bit puzzled. He went in for so long, why hasn’t he come out yet?

Following that, he heard a slap and a spitting sound. Could it be that he had eaten something bad and upset his stomach?

Mu Ye’s face turned cold. If he wasn’t going to come out, how was this conversation supposed to continue?

It couldn’t be that he was really going to have to wait outside the latrine for Tang Doudou to come out?

This was too degrading for his dignity.

Mu Ye swept his eyes around, before looking at the silent latrine again. The color of his eyes deepened before he said in a low voice, “I’m leaving first. I’ll come find you again at midnight.”

Today was the Plum Garden Gathering, there were a lot of people who came to the plum sea. If it wasn’t for the fact that he had received an invitation, it wouldn’t have been easy to come in.

He had originally been strolling around in the plum sea when he had encountered Li Xueyi walking over to this side with a hurried expression.

Recalling the conversation he had with Baili Yu last time, he followed Li Xueyi over.

Only after Li Xueyi had entered the restroom had he appeared and knocked that missus unconscious, before telling Li Xueyi of his goal. What he wanted wasn’t anything complicated. Even though there were some conflicts between the two, it was still him who had been on the winning side each time, so much that Li Xueyi had even ended up being unconscious for over half a month this time. This couldn’t be blamed on anyone, it could only be blamed on the fact that the two were standing in different positions.

Moreover, Li Xueyi even teased him last time, so this time’s event could be counted as making the scores even.

If he had let Tang Doudou know what he was thinking, perhaps Tang Doudou would’ve directly run out to give him a beating. All she did was stroke your face a little and you want her life in exchange? Hell, your way of thinking sure is wonderful!

This part was precisely the part which Tang Doudou didn’t understand.

After she transmigrated, other than that crowd of delicate, pretty little ladies, the first man she actually saw was Mu Ye!

Yet this man had insisted on throwing her down… but she should just let that be in the past. That was because her hand had messed up, so it served her right to be thrown down… But he even repeatedly helped Elder Yu pit against her. Last time, she even almost ended up dying.

Then in a flash, he ran over here to make some deal with her. If it wasn’t that there was something was wrong with his head, what else could it be?

Mu Ye’s face was always so cold like a poker face; it couldn’t be that he had some form of dissociative identity disorder in addition to early menopause due to his great aunty being irregular, along with impotence, premature ejaculation, cauliflower, willow, etc. types of syndromes?

Aunty = period

Cauliflower = gonorrhea

Willow(杨柳) = Idk? But it says if you dreamt of this specific willow tree, it symbolized that you might be having falling outs with friends and/or have a longing for the red-light district

After Tang Doudou finished making malicious conjectures in her heart, she started feeling troubled. Based on Mu Ye’s current cool-headed attitude, the odds that he was looking for a different person weren’t high. So then, what exactly did she have in her possession that she could use to make a deal with him?

She wasn’t able to see the situation outside, so she also wasn’t sure if Mu Ye had left or not. After squatting for half the day, her legs became numb to the point she could barely feel them anymore. Tang Doudou shifted her position, then recalled what Mu Ye had said earlier. He was going to look for her again at midnight?

Meow a mii! That was way too scary. Maybe she should just not go back tonight.

After thinking such nonsense for a good amount of time, she noticed that there wasn’t any sound. Thinking that Mu Ye had probably left, she exhaled in relief. Phew, it had been resolved quite nicely. Tonight, she’ll just find a random place to stay and put up with it for a while.

Since she had thought that Mu Ye had left and because she also couldn’t squat for much longer, Tang Doudou cleared her throat again, before shouting loudly, “Is there anyone there!? Someone, please come! Hurry ah! Save me ah! Aaah!”

Her voice hadn’t even finished when she heard the chafing, ear piercing sound of an iron chain suddenly coming from outside the door.

Boom! Bang!

Immediately after that was two deafening sounds, the building broke. Following that, Tang Doudou only felt like it had suddenly gotten really bright. In the midst of the dancing smoke and dust, she suddenly snapped to her senses and realized what was happening, then rapidly reached out to grab the door that had fallen down next to her. With a strength that had come from some unknown source, she managed to stand the door up in front of her.

Phew! So close, she had almost been exposed!T/N She patted her chest to relieve the lingering fear. Tang Doudou’s back was drenched with cold sweat. When the wind blew by, it chilled her to her very heart.

Afterwards, she couldn’t help but feel flames of fury rush up. Freakin’ holy fuck, can’t even go to the restroom in peace! Seriously, what does he want!?

“Fuck, Mu Ye you freaking da ye! What are you going crazy for?” Right now, Tang Doudou’s little butt was currently chilling in the wind. Anger, humiliation, embarrassment; all sorts of emotions flooded her head, as even the rim of her eyes turned red.

Her life’s innocence ah!