Chapter 29: Butt-Aged Little Brat (1/2)
“Hey! What are you looking for? Hurry up and come help!” When Tang Doudou lifted her eyes she discovered Jun Xin was currently looking at her with an odd expression and she immediately called him over to help. These ancient styled clothing are just a bother, it’s not convenient at all to move about in. Just kneading some dough caused her entire body to be covered with flour.
Jun Xin rolled his eyes and humphed: “Wasn’t it you that told me to keep watch?”
“If you keep watch just cause I told you to keep watch, if I told you to go eat shit will you just go and do it?”
“You go eat shit!” Jun Xin angrily said. The dagger in his hand flashed with cold light and brushed past the side of Tang Doudou’s face, stabbing into the cupboard behind her.
Then he coldly warned: “Work faster. Any more words and I’ll kill you!”
This violent butt-aged little brat!
“Cough, I’m just making a comparison. Don’t mind it too much……” Tang Doudou waved her hand. Not daring to call him again, she went to work busily herself.
“Work a bit faster. Once it hits the next hour Meng Yu will come!” After a while, Jun Xin started to urge again.
The dagger was still stabbed into the cupboard. Tang Doudou didn’t dare to infuriate him again and could only say with an annoyed tone: “What do you keep repeating for? I am hurrying!”
“Making something this hurriedly and hastily, is it possible for it to taste good?” Jun Xin saw that she had bustled around half the day yet she still hadn’t made a fire and started to doubt Tang Doudou’s cooking skills again.
Tang Doudou cursed him silently in her heart but her mouth replied: “Just watch your door properly, it’ll be ready in a moment.”
Jun Xin gave a humph and ignored her.
Damned tsundere!
Half an hour went by.
“Is it ready or not?!” Jun Xin stood up, unable to wait any longer: “Meng Yu is almost here!”
“It’s almost ready, almost ready!” Tang Doudou fished out the thing in the pot and rolled it in the seasoning tray. A fragrant scent immediately filled the air.
Smelling this Jun Xin’s heart tickled with a hard to endure itch. Where did he have the mind to still care about watching the door? He ran over, reached out, grabbed that strip and popped it into his mouth.
“Ssss! So hot, so spicy!”
The fragrant spicy taste exploded inside his mouth, a hundred flavors occurring at the same time! But it was really way too spicy, Jun Xin didn’t have the time to reflect on the taste. After swallowing it down in one bite, he stuck out his tongue and fanned it as if his life depended on it: “Why did you put chili! Don’t tell me you don’t know I don’t eat chili!”
Huai City is a region in South Province and they don’t like eating chili. Jun Xin, this locally born and bred Huai City citizen was even less able to stand this spicy taste.
Tang Doudou felt wrongly accused: “You never said that you didn’t eat it ah!”
Jun Xin was speechless.
Tang Doudou moved closer and asked: “How is it? How’s the taste?”
Jun Xin paused for a moment, reflecting on the taste in his mouth: “The taste is actually not bad, it’s just a bit too spicy.”
Even though it’s a bit spicy, the taste really was not bad. There was a sort of still wanting to eat more impulse after eating.
Helplessly Jun Xin swept a glance at the chili oil filled tray. If it was just a little bit less spicy it’d be perfect.
Seeing his thoughts, Tang Doudou laughed ‘hehe’ and said: “Wait a sec.”
Jun Xin looked at her, not understanding. Tang Doudou lifted her brows and blended some less spicy ones and handed it to him: “Here, eat. Don’t worry, it’s not spicy!”
Only then did Jun Xin unhurriedly pick up the chopsticks and clip a piece. Hesitantly putting it into his mouth, his expression froze. Immediately, happiness rose to the surface.
Even though it was still a bit spicy, it was within a tolerable range.
And precisely because it wasn’t too spicy, that savory spice became even more rich. This time when he started eating he couldn’t stop anymore. One piece after another was thrown into his mouth. During an idle time he didn’t forget to ask Tang Doudou: “What’s this thing called?”
“Spicy strips!” Tang Doudou chuckled ‘hehe’ as she picked up that extremely spicy plate and put it into a food box.
Spicy strips
Seeing this, Jun Xin asked again: “You’re leaving?”
“My stomach is full, the tasty thing is also made. If I don’t leave then do I wait here for you to ask me out to eat?” Tang Doudou patted the food box. Walking to the window, she looked outside, then put the food box on the windowsill, about to climb out the window and leave.
“There’s a good door right here for you to walk through, what are you going out the window for?” Jun Xin knitted his brows, seeing her climb several times but still unable to climb out. He couldn’t help but roll his eyes, how could there be someone this stupid in the world?
“When have you ever seen someone steal something then walk out the front door?” Tang Doudou disdainfully humphed. With a push she jumped out. Picking up the food box, she waved her hand at Jun Xin: “Butt-aged little brat, I’m leaving first! Byebye~”
Hearing those words, Jun Xin’s face instantly turned black. With a move of his hand, the dagger returned to his grasp.
Seeing this, how could Tang Doudou still hang around and wait for him to make a move against her. Bending down at her waist, she felt along the wall and left.
Butt-aged little brat, don’t blame jiejie for being hard-hearted towards you. Without selling you out, jiejie wouldn’t be able to walk out ah!
Giggling ‘hehe’, she heard a loud ‘bang’ sound.
Immediately following that was the sound of Jun Xin’s miserable shriek mixed with an angry howl as if the lioness from Hedong was roaring: “Jun Xin you little son of a bitch! You’re here to steal food again! Bastard! Do you know who sent that deer meat!? I’m, I’m gonna beat you to death!”
“Ah! Don’t hit the face!”
……
Moving along the wall to the door, she peeked in. A devastated miserable shriek came through. Tang Doudou’s guts shook and she hurriedly moved far away from the kitchen and walked back to the original road.
“Li gongzi!”
Just as she walked out of the courtyard she heard Qing Yin’s surprised call.
Before she even had the time to stand steadily, the pretty figure appeared in front of her: “Li gongzi, I’ve finally found you!”