103 Boss (2/2)
”Hey! What nonsense are you punks spouting?! You want a taste of my mighty slippers?! Come here and I'll whack you! How dare you propose to Iris…no, to boss! Yes, she's our BOSS! You think nobodies like you are good enough for someone as amazing as the boss?!”
”Boss!”
”Boss, please accept me as your disciple!”
”Me too, boss!”
”As if the boss will take pussies like you as her disciples. Boss, this uncle is willing to be your subordinate! I will follow you wherever you go, even to the gates of hell!”
”Boss, I'm willing to be your punching bag!”
”Me too, boss! Beat me up all you want. I offer you my body!”
Just like that, everyone started calling Iris ”boss”. The Black Stars fan club would change the way they referred to Iris. From that moment on, Iris Long was known as the ”Boss” to her fans.
Dom stopped cheering when he heard what the people were calling his boss. He was angered. ”Anak ng putakti! [1] What did you just call MY BOSS?! Find your own boss! Don't even think about stealing my boss!”
”Isn't it good that everyone is calling Miss Iris boss?” a violinist spoke beside Dom. ”It means that they've acknowledged her and that they see her as a strong leader. Isn't that good?”
Dom paused, his brows scrunching together, thinking. Then his eyes lit up. ”Oh! You're right! Boss is indeed the most awesome leader in the world, so it's only natural for people to call her boss. Why am I being so petty earlier? Aiya! So what if all these people call her boss? I'm still her number one follower! Ehehe. I'm number one, never number two! My name is Dominic, and I'm much better than all of you! Go me, go me!”
The violinist was speechless, as Dom started busting his cheerleader moves again.
”Shut up! Shut up!” Feifei's hysterical screaming once again interrupted the atmosphere which just lightened up. ”How can all of you be so blind?! You're all so stupid to follow a sl*t like Iris Long! We worked so hard to reach where we are now! We rehearse day and night every single day! But all she has to do is to lie on her back and spread her legs, and all the good things fall on her lap! So unfair! She's nothing but a wh*re! All of you stupid people are worshipping a wh*re!”
The fans were enraged hearing such offensive words being directed at their idol.
”What a barbaric child!” Feng Wan and her three friends couldn't believe what they were hearing from the mouth of a young woman. The four posh middle-aged ladies felt absolute revulsion to such crass words.
”Die, you evil demon! Comrades, attack!” The small 20-year old female university student beside the posh ladies mobilized her fellow fan club members.
Some immediately responded and charged forward, intending to beat Feifei up. However, they didn't get to do it because…
Something extremely fast hit Feifei on the head. She collapsed on the floor like a heavy sack of rice.
Everyone: ”…”
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Footnotes:
[1] Literally means ”wasp's offspring”. It's sort of a softcore curse phrase in Filipino. At least you won't get into trouble, unlike when you use ”Putang ina”.