31 Pursuit of Knowledge (1/2)

”How to know if you're feeling horny,” Jin Liwei read aloud in English. His accent sounded a bit American. ”Number 1: You fantasize about the person you're into.”

He glanced down at Iris. ”Do you fantasize about me?” he asked in Mandarin.

”No.”

Displeased by her quick answer, he scowled. However, he continued reading aloud. Most of the points were very general. Jin Liwei thought that these should be considered as common sense, so why did the girl look so confused earlier?

”Number 7…uh…” He coughed. ”Uhm.”

Iris read it aloud herself. ”Number 7: Your v*gina is tingling.”

Jin Liwei's eyebrows rose in surprise. This girl was becoming more and more mysterious. She actually spoke English with a British accent.

The investigation results he ordered about her reported that she only spoke passable English with the usual Chinese accent. Her English marks at school were also too tragic to even look at.

So what happened? Was she just acting then?

It was at this moment that her assistant returned. ”Boss, lunch will be ready shortly.”

”Dom, you're right on time. How does one know when one's v*gina is tingling? Do you know how it feels?”

”Ah? Boss, how would I know? I don't have a v*gina. Do you want me to ask Grandma Yi Mei or some of the married maids?”

”Yes.”

”Right away, boss!”

”Wait! What are you two doing?” Jin Liwei couldn't believe them. ”Aren't you embarrassed?”

Iris looked at him like he was an idiot. ”Why should I feel embarrassed in the pursuit of knowledge? Wise people don't pretend to know everything. When they don't know something, they aren't embarrassed to ask questions.”

Jin Liwei almost choked hearing her answer.

This was pursuit of knowledge?

His mouth opened and closed, but no words came out.

”Pft! Bahahaha!” Dom couldn't stop himself. He doubled over, laughing loudly while holding his abdomen.

Jin Liwei glared at him.