Chapter 224 - Tong Xiangyu Came (2/2)
“Zhifubao?” Hao Ning spoke it out, and he did not care Zhou Yuan felt outrageous by the word. “Is that Zhifubao?”
“Right! Right!” The voice answered happily. If the girl appeared in front of Hao Ning, he seemed to see she was dancing and clapping. The voice added, “there is no faith when people buy clothes, but people have faith in money. There is the God of Wealth in your world, and Bodhisattva. Who has the— aside it”
“I am Sudhana!” Xiao Hong felt happy and clapped his chest to introduce himself, “it’s me! It’s me! Me! Me!”
Xiao Hong spoke it out for many times, which caused Hao Ning to feel strange. Just now, Xiao Hong wanted to burn the voice. But at present, he started to introduce himself.
“Fine.” The voice seemed to care little about Xiao Hong, which was probably because Xiao Hong just now treated her so rude. She said with a cold voice. “So, I collect incenses from people’s faith in money. I should have spent several years in creating wisdom, but once upon a time you used money to make musical instrument through the incense on the Internet. It was a chance that I suddenly gain wisdom! Thank you!”
“Falling Treasure Coin!” Hao Ning remembered. When the Godslayer Sect planned to save Nezha, they made Falling Treasure Coin by Zhou Yuan’s power. It might be created at that time. “So, you came into being at that time?”
“Right! So I traced you soon. But I did not dare to let you know me as you guys were so busy.” The voice now seemed to be very upset. “It was the first time I spoke out, but you destroyed my numerous incenses. Since then, I haven’t shown up for a long time.”
“Eh…” Hao Ning scratched his head. He knew what the voice said was that the soul of the “Hah” sound in the living room was scared to be turned to Soul Coin Material when Hao Ning used Soul Cutter at the first time. Hao Ning scratched his head and felt shameful. He remembered that the sound, “do you need money? I can give it to you!” in the living room. It turned out to be her, too.
Hao Ning bluffed and was about to say something, but Xiao Hong disrupted him. Xiao Hong asked carefully, “are you OK now?”
“Oh, I’m fine now.” The voice did not care about it and added. “brother Hao Ning, people’s faith in money is quite sufficient. I will recover very quickly as long as the wisdom is created!”
“OK, OK. It’s all right.” Hao Ning thought a little and waved his hands. “Sorry, Ali little girl. We are very busy. Shall we talk later?”
“Ah—don’t be so urgent!” The sound understood that Hao Ning wanted her to leave. It added, “does one of your friends have no soul? You apotheosize me and then I enter his body. How about that?”
“No way!” Zhou Yuan said angrily before Hao Ning answered. “At that time, Hao Nong borrowed the art of the Legend of Deification in the Creation of the Gods. Now the Gods Creation World is in a mess. So, no way!”
“We can do it. We can do it!” Hao Ning still said nothing, but Xiao Hong answered. Xiao Hong touched his body as he said “Brother Zhang once used his own incense of Cihang Taoist in God’s Creation World and intensified power to draw a picture of the Legend of Deification. Brother Hao Ning, you can Lend Me Your Mana and then get apotheosized by the picture drawn by Brother Zhang.”
“Hah!” Zhou Yuan stopped speaking and sat on the table to drink boiled water.
The Penguin Empire and Alibeibei are really two incompatible systems, and even their descendible gods were incompatible for no reason. Hao Ning felt it was funny and did not care about Zhou Yuan’s anger. He found that Xiao Hong was busy in searching the Legend of Deification drawn by Zhang Chi Hang.
“It’s here!” Xiao Hong smiled to take a crumpled napkin from his pocket and the napkin read three words by a pencil, ” the Legend of Deification.”
“…” Hao Ning and Liu Shuai looked at each other and asked, “is that the Legend of Deification you said drawn by Bodhisattva?”
“Eh…” Xiao Hong unfolded the napkin on tea table, pressed it and breathed on it. He said happily, “is this OK?”
Um…it looks better—NO!” Hao Ning could not help but complain. He pointed at the crumpled napkin and at Xiao Hong, cursing, “hey bro, it’s useless! But brother Zhang is good at calligraphy—” Hao Ning patted his pocket in which the Heart Meditation from Xiao Hong written by Zhang Chi Hang was put and pointed at the words written by pencil in the napkin.” Such an ugly handwriting! Are those words written by pencil using his feet after he failed in Truth or Dare?”
“How do you know that? Bingo! You are right!” Xiao Hong was surprised and held Hao Ning’s hands, “you are right! Right! You are the best one who knows best about brother Zhang!”
“…I wish I could not know him…” Hao Ning wiped his sweat and he seemed to smell something strange from the consciousness in the napkin. He looked at Xiao Hong disdainfully and withdrew his hands. “Please burn this very disgusting rubbish!”
And then he looked for a lighter and was about to burn the “foot-wiping cloth” given by Zhang Chi Hang.
“Oh God! Don’t rock the boat!” Xiao Hong felt sweaty and pulled Hao Ning’s hands, “stinky tofu, though stink, has a good taste. The napkin, though ugly, was written by brother Zhang, which is useful to some extent. Though it cannot apotheosize hundreds one immortal, it’s enough to apotheosize one…” Xiao Hong winked to Liu Shuai and pointed at Lele in the room, “we still have to save Lele, right?”
Liu Shuai understood and nodded “right, right! kshitigarbha said he is the only one to go down to the hell. Hao Ning, you should be ambitious to use the ‘foot-wiping cloth’, right?” He saw Xiao Hong was glaring at him and corrected. “You should be the best appropriate one to use—um—the Legend of Deification, right?”
“…” Hao Ning sighed, “But I am not Bodhisattva…”
“Hey hey.” Xiao Hong saw Hao Ning was not that determined just now. And he persuaded, “but you do this charity, and you have a chance to be Bodhisattva…”
“No interest in it.” Hao Ning remembered the face of Zhang Chi Hang and his heart shook a little. But he finally agreed after he looked at the room. “Fine, I’ll try.” He closed his eyes and his finger touched the Legend of Deification, saying the Lend Me Your Mana.
“Wait!” Xiao Hong saw Hao Ning was about to conjure, and he rushed to stop Hao Ning. “Not now. We need to find an icon for the little girl.”
“Icon?” Hao Ning remembered. As Zhang Quan said before, they needed to find a fixed virtualized icon on the Internet. And he asked, “what kind of icon shall we find?”
“It doesn’t matter.” Xiao Hong said, “we just need to find a female.” Xiao Hong bluffed, and glimpsed at Hao Ning without a word.
Hao Ning understood from Xiao Hong’s words. Xiao Hong wanted to find a girlfriend, instead of getting apotheosized! The god generated by Zhifubao, had nothing to do with money, which was perfectly matched with Sudhana. That’s why Xiao Hong was so active. Hao Ning felt easier and believed it was good to find a female which could be the girlfriend of Xiao Hong. He said energetically, “so what kind of icon?”
“You don’t know, brother Hao Ning. Xiao Hong thought Hao Ning did not know the details about apotheosizing. He explained, “due to the difference of people’s faith in money, it is necessary to find a detailed icon if one wanted to get apotheosizing, such as the God of Wealth and Pi Xiu. And brother Hao Ning was the one who knows best of the icon. So, the little girl—” Apparently, Xiao Hong wiped his saliva, “so the incense of the little girl can be more concrete and better apotheosized!”
“I see.” Hao Ning pretended to listen to Xiao Hong. He said by holding his laughter, “that’s easy. Let me think of one icon, which is relevant to money and worshiped by people. How about Ma Yunyan? He is famous and rich in Alibeibei.”
“NO NO!” Xiao Hong’s hand was shaking and said in panic. “It should not be male and an alien. Or I will have a nightmare sleeping aside it—I mean I think it should not be the real figure in the real life. It is better to find one who has existed on Internet all the time, relevant to money.”
Hao Ning felt funny by Xiao Hong’s nonsense, “so, I will find a picture of Pi Xiu from Internet, OK?”
“No NO.” Xiao Hong shook his head, “all is OK. It is better to choose a person and must be a female!”
“You get yourself apotheosized!” Hao Ning swung his hands impatiently. “OK, you determine it. You were not so picky when you picked up Pi Xiu before?”
“Brother, my brother Hao Ning…” Xiao Hong held Hao Ning’s hands and Great Saint Infant King smiled to fawn on Hao Ning. Xiao Hong got serious about his love things and did not hide his real aim. He spoke it out. “Now I can make a choice. All people will take the chance to choose his lover. Please, brother. I am an elder adolescent without any sex experience. Don’t you remember? You used your big and sharp thing to poke me and I did not shout when you and brother Zhang met me first time.”
Xiao Hong meant that when they first met in Shang Fang Valley, Hao Ning used the Water Sword of Zhang Chi Hang to poke Xiao Hong for 36 times to replace the Tian Gang 36 cuts. But it is so strange to be spoke out by Xiao Hong.
“F**k off! Disgusting!” Hao Ning’s body shook a little and sigh. He pondered for a while, “this is the last time. You’d better say it all out!”
“It’s easy.” Xiao Hong counted by his fingers and said in detail. “The icon must be very relevant to money and must be a female. And then it is better to be familiar by people on Internet—easy to collect incense. Besides, it should be sexy and eloquent with good education background. It should be a good wife who is single-minded and loyal and follows the tradition of relationship between husband and wife…” Xiao Hong saw Hao Ning was glaring at him and he stopped, “that’s all.”
“That’s all?” Hao Ning laughed at Xiao Hong with his glare and a cold voice, “You want so much, and that’s why you are still single.”
“Brother Hao Ning, you poked me so painfully at that time~” Xiao Hong said that again. Zhou Yuan felt disgusting and angry and shook a little to go back home. Liu Shuai felt disgusting too and hide in the toilet. He could still hear Xiao Hong’s sick voice. “I got bloody by your poke, and I did not shout~”
“Fine, fine!” Xiao Ning felt so angry and rubbed his forehead. He suddenly thought of one role, and smiled to ask, “will you stop following me if I meet your needs?”
“OK.” Xiao Hong said happily.
“Then if I need help from you, will you…”
“I’ll help you even if you need me to be poked by others for you! Definitely!” Xiao Hong said seriously, “since I have been poked by you for many times…”
“Stop!” Hao Ning said quickly, “Deal! Go ahead!”
“Lend Me Your Mana!”
With a gold light flashing, a woman showed up in the living room. To be specific, it is a sexy woman. Hao Ning giggled to looked at the lady and she felt too shy to look at Hao Ning. “Thanks, brother Hao Ning.”
“Stop!” Hao Ning looked at the lady and shook by Xiao Hong, “You better call me younger brother Hao Ning.”
“Big Brother Hao Ning…” Xiao Hong looked at the woman and was stunned. “Who is this old woman?”
Hao Ning looked at Xiao Hong and said seriously, “Tong Xiangyu!”
“Bang!” Xiao Hong fell to lie down on sofa and looked at Tong Xiangyu. He felt extremely upset and blank, “who is Tong Xiangyu…”