Chapter 212 - The Cheap Copy of Spiritual Flying Bugs (2/2)
“It’s weird.” Xiao Hong also answered strangely.
“It’s really weird.” Hao Ning nodded and thought for a little. “Do you think he will come again?”
“Nonsense!” Xiao Hong said with a smile, “You have angered them like this. What do you think?”
“Hey?” Liu Shuai and Zhou Yuan heard their conversation. Those two people stretched their heads out from the back seat at the same time. “Are you talking about the young man in white? Will he come again? What are you doing?”
“Hao Ning has won so much money from them.” Xiao Hong looked at the two gossipy heads which were stretched out from the back seat, and he said that they were idiots in the heart. Then he adjusted the angle slightly and said, “He has also teased him like that. Do you think the young man is so easy to deal with? As for what he will do, I guess it’s either killing or grabbing the goods.”
“It’s impossible to grab the goods.” Hao Ning smiled. “The money is in the card. He’s more likely to kill people, especially Zhou Yuan.”
“Why me?” After hearing that, Zhou Yuan’s head shrank a little. He just bumped against Liu Shuai, and they knead their heads for a while. Zhou Yuan asked and grinned. “I didn’t do anything!”
“Master Zhou, you didn’t do anything?” Hao Ning teased Zhou Yuan with a smile and said, “Isn’t you who asked the worker to cut open the stones? After cutting open the stones, did the stones become three pieces of jade as the worker washed the stones?”
“It’s you who made the stones become the jadeite at first!” Zhou Yuan hurried to say, “Isn’t you who said that I had no cause and effect?”
“You do have no cause and effect.” Xiao Hong also said with a smile, “The cause and effect will see clearly. Since Hao Ning got the jadeite out, this value has something to do with him. But others don’t know it. I guess he will look for you.”
“Sh*t ! Hao Ning, you have framed me!” Zhou Yuan was going to squeeze Hao Ning’s neck, but Hao Ning quickly evaded. The car became noisy again at once.
“You really regard me as the lotus of Bodhisattva , right? Don’t you think I will turn over no matter what you have done?” Xiao Hong was afraid they would start the square dance when driving the car. He quickly held the steering wheel and said, “Calm down, Zhou Yuan. Listen to Hao Ning first.”
“Say it!” Zhou Yuan stopped talking but still had a lingering fear. “Why did you do that?”
“He’ll not only come back to you,” Hao Ning said with a smile, “but he will also come back to me. Besides, this is exactly what we want.”
Liu Shuai looked at Hao Ning and touched his forehead. “No fever! Why do you start talking nonsense?”
“Alas…” Hao Ning sighed. “Because if he doesn’t look for us, Jienan and Zhang Dalong will die.”
After saying that, Hao Ning told what the young man in white had done to Jienan.
After listening to his words, Zhou Yuan and Liu Shuai didn’t say anything.
“A man who can have so many kung fu skills at the same time,” Hao Ning explained and said, “which are only recorded in the books. Do you think he’s an ordinary man?”
“And he can make everyone’s clairvoyance invalid in an instant,” Xiao Hong continued to say, “including me. What do you think he’ll do on earth?”
“This kind of capable man,” Hao Ning continued to say, “should be a retinue of Wang Jun, and just a follower of Wang Shiming from Wang Family, who can just admire Wang Shiming below. Do you think Wang Jun knows about it? If Wang Jun knows about it, then do Wang Shiming and Director Wang know about it?”
“Well…” Liu Shuai was a little hesitant. “I don’t know…”
“If Wang Shiming knows about it,” Hao Ning analyzed and said, “Zhe will get into danger.”
“If Wang Shiming doesn’t know about it,” Xiao Hong looked solemn at this time. He said, “the two brothers of the Wang Family will all get into danger.”
“Why?” Zhou Yuan did not understand a little, “Isn’t Wang Jun the person of Wang Shiming? Why will Wang Shiming also get into danger?”
“Hey!” Liu Shuai smiled and nodded. “Isn’t this the cliche plot in the novel on TV? A retinue of the boss worked with assiduity at first and betrayed the boss finally?”
“Well, Liu Shuai really has read more novels.” Hao Ning nodded and then solemnly said, “And combining with something which happened to Wang Shiming, don’t you think there is any relationship between them?”
Xiao Hong also agreed and said, “So, before we lose control over them, we should stay calm and let them come to us. We just wait at our ease for an exhausted enemy. It’s better than Zhe, Zhang Dalong, Jienan, and even the old man being killed by them. Right?”
“It turns out that he’s so powerful!” Zhou Yuan said to himself, “Fortunately, I added something to him…”
“What have you done? What did you add?” This time, it was the turn of Hao Ning and Xiao Hong to be surprised. They both asked, “Don’t fiddle. It will be a big trouble if they find that it is done by you.”
“Do not worry!” Zhou Yuan said with a smile, “We still have to thank Liu Shuai for help.”
“You…” Liu Shuai looked at Zhou Yuan as if looking at a monster. Then he rubbed his hands and said with a smile excitedly, “You did it successfully? Did you use that thing on them?”
“Of course!” Zhou Yuan smiled and said, “Let’s debug it after going back today. Maybe, we can still see some privacy of that man.”
“Good!” Liu Shuai applauded and shyly said but with excitement, “Oh, it’s so exciting to spy on his privacy. Ah! Why are we so perverted, so eager to see others’ privacy? It’s obviously not correct, but I don’t know why I’m so excited!”
“What are you two talking about on earth?” Hao Ning looked at Xiao Hong who didn’t know at all. “Didn’t you put something like a micro-camera on him?”
“How could it be a micro-camera? It’s obviously a premium product!” Zhou Yuan said proudly, “A new version of Spiritual Flying Bugs!”
“F**k !” Xiao Hong’s hand trembled, and the car followed to shake. Xiao Hong quickly adjusted the steering wheel. “Where did you get it?”
“Nezha gave it to me.” Zhou Yuan said proudly, “What do you think the ancestors of Liu Shuai do? How many implements have they faked? Even those powerful implements under box, such as Life and Death Disillusionment and the Two Elements Dust Array, have been stolen by them, let alone the small Spiritual Flying Bugs. As long as Liu Shuai has a look at it, he will know how to get it out!”
Hao Ning didn’t care what Zhou Yuan said but asked another question, “Isn’t the Two Elements Dust Array your ancestral implement? Is it stolen by you?”
“Just communication, communication…” Liu Shuai glared at Zhou Yuan and scolded, “If you use the wrong words again, I won’t tell you any funny thing in the future!” Then he continued to smile and said, “Zhang Quan, who I should call Yunzhongzi, after going everywhere for the communication in those days, had developed something independently. It is a good thing to exchange of needing goods. Exactly a good thing.” (Note: The Two Elements Dust Array was a strategy of Shushan Mountain in one saying, but a Taoist strategy of Laozi in the other saying. But anyway, it wasn’t gotten by a master like Yunzhongzi in a decent method. So, Liu Shuai used the word “communication” while Zhou Yuan used the word “fake”. This was just a joke.)
“You mean…” Xiao Hong felt a little excited, with his hands touching the steering wheel. He couldn’t turn back, but there was some excitement in his words. “You have made a new version of Spiritual Flying Bugs and put it into the mind of that young man?”
“It is a new version, but still only a test version lack of optimizing…” An implement was called a test version by Zhou Yuan, and Hao Ning felt so funny. But he had to admit that everyone understood what Zhou Yuan said. Zhou Yuan was so excited to dance. He said with a smile while gesticulating, “After Liu Shuai told me how to do it, I just tried to make one with the incense from my friends’ circle. I had originally wanted to try it on you.” After saying that, the other three people’s faces all changed. Zhou Yuan explained and said quickly, “But later, I thought that Hao Ning and Liu Shuai were mortals. I’m sure they’ll get in it once I try. It’s not challenging at all. Xiao Hong has an innate Fire Spirit, and he even drinks the bamboo leaf tea of Bodhisattva . According to Nezha’s performance last time, the bamboo leaf tea seems to be the nemesis of Spiritual Flying Bugs. Therefore, I guessed it was even less useful. Maybe, Xiao Hong would think that I wanted to kill him and beat me up. I couldn’t choose a suitable candidate for it after thinking for a long time. But today, there was a suitable candidate, so I just tried it first.”
The three men all let out a breath. Hao Ning glared at Zhou Yuan and then said, “If you dare to use this on me, just be careful that I’ll make you, the Circle God…”
Xiao Hong also said coldly, “If you use this on me, you won’t be beaten up. But I just want to see if you, the Circle God, can resist my Samadhi True Fire!”
“OMG! I daren’t!” Zhou Yuan’s neck shrank, and he said, “I won’t do that even though you really agree. The way Liu Shuai taught me is too coarse. I did make it, but every time I consumed too many incenses. If I hadn’t had a brainstorm to test it today, I wouldn’t have been willing to use it. It’s true that the genuine version is better than the cheap copy.”
He offended the last one of the three people in the car finally after saying these words. Seeing that Liu Shuai was about to lose temper, Zhou Yuan quickly changed his words and said with an apologetic smile, “But it’s more powerful, more powerful!”
“How could it not be more powerful?” Hao Ning felt so funny in the heart. Thinking of the knockoff cellphones in those years, there were eleven speakers on the body of the phone. When playing a song, you even could hear it two streets away.
“Alas! It’s incorrect.” Hao Ning felt strange when thinking of this. He said, “Have you had free time to do this recently? You have been working so busily in the daytime and have to chat with your parents off work. How could you have free time?”
Zhou Yuan would chat with his parents. It was a new method found by Zhou Yuan, which he told Hao Ning and others. After the “rebirths” of his parents, he tried to communicate with them as much as possible, and it seemed that the situation became much better.
“I made it in my dreams!” Zhou Yuan put his arm around Liu Shuai’s shoulder, and he smiled like Liu Shuai’s brother. “This is also what Liu Shuai taught me.”
“Stop it!” Liu Shuai disgustedly took Zhou Yuan’s hand away. “It’s you, a homebody, who have seen too many boring and farfetched novels recently. So many spring dreams made your body too weak, and you just asked me for a method. Then I taught you to control your dreams. Unexpectedly, you should use it to do that!”
“F**k !” Zhou Yuan blushed, and he stopped speaking.