Chapter 195 - You Are Overconfident (2/2)

“Ah, you prince, stop making fun of me,” the old lady smiled, “you are funnier than the president of America yesterday who is fat and golden-hair, just like that he eats too many golden monkeys—”

Hao Ning did not get stunned by the lady’s words and shrug his shoulders. He continued the imagination of the lady.

“At present, we are in civilization with happy and content life and work. Who will miss the days of the feudal dynasty?” The old lady walked down with a smile, “Who wants to be an emperor? All the people beside me won’t agree with that!”

“Haha, you are right!” Hao Ning praised her words unwillingly.

“All the people beside me?” You were not one of us? Why did you separate you and us people? If you really did not agree with that, why did you live in the Imperial Palace and play in the Yuanmingyuan Imperial Garden? What did you want to do?”

“But Yuan, listen,” the old lady added, “look at the son of the WS president. He is so great to have two sons in his young age. Back to you, you are old enough even without a girlfriend. I am worried about you. Look at the two kings from Tianzhu the other day. They become kings at their young ages. Back to you, you are only the richest man in our country. How different you are! Don’t say that I chatter. All I do is good for your future. Look at the place we live in! Eh, I hear that the kings’ house has the gold-made floor in Tianzhu!”

“Actually, she thinks lightly of each girl friend of Zhu Yuan,” Zhou Yuan explained to Xiao Hong and Hao Ning secretly. Zhou Yuan answered to his mom, “I know mom. I’ll work harder.”

“Where is Tianzhu?” Xiao Hong felt strange, “isn’t it the present Ah-san? Your mom doesn’t know this? I, as a dirty ass boy in Journey to the West, know that.”

“My mom cares little about international news and she knows Ah-san only from the TV play Journey to the West.” Zhou Yuan said secretly, “so there is only Ah-san in the TV play.”

“And then the Jade Emperor has come to visit your mom?” Hao Ning laughed to ask, “she even can fly into the sky, right? She said just now that there was no emperor, so the president in heaven will be elected by your mom?”

“Ah, what are you talking about?” the old lady seemed to hear something, and she pointed to Hao Ning and asked, “elect what?”

Hao Ning tittered, “I mean—” He was about to repeat the words he said just now, but he saw that Zhou Yuan shook his hands heavily. So, he said: “I mean Mom loves her son, and she always thinks too far for her son!” Hao Ning saw that Zhou Yuan scratched his forehead and showed his thumb to praise Hao Ning.

The old lady laughed: “oh, so it is! I am a humble woman, so is my house…”

Just the moment the old lady said that, Hao Ning and Xiao Hong felt vertiginous and they held each other quickly.

The old lady did not see that scene and said: “I was about to go back to the next-door the Palace of Compassion and Tranquility to enjoy the show, but suddenly a thing came into my mind—Yuan, the prince of L’Oreal—”

“The prince of the European Union!” Zhou Yuan corrected her words, “L’Oreal is a brand.”

“Oh! You even do not listen to my words!” The old lady cried after she heard his words. She cried loudly, “I paid much energy and heart to raise you and hoped you could be a great person. I said nothing even if I knew that your dad has affairs with other women. All I do is for you. I would divorce as early as possible if you were not by my side. Oh, I am so unlucky! I gave birth to you this betrayer. You would leave me alone if I got sick. How poor my life is! …”

The old lady said those words as she sat on the ground. The tree crotch fell on the ground and tore her clothes apart. The old lady continued to cry. Hao Ning and Xiao Hong knew the whole thing, but someone who did not get involved in this issue must believe Zhou Yuan had done something very bad to his mom. They saw the crying old lady who sat on the ground, but they did not plan to comfort the old lady.

“It’s my fault! It’s my fault!” Zhou Yuan got panic and admitted his fault, “mom, please stand up. Yes, it is L’Oreal.”

“Yuan, the prince of L’Oreal,” Just in a flash, the old lady stood in front of them with her tidy clothes. She said with a smile, “does he come to borrow money just like the Dibai Prince? Yuan—”

“How perfect the acting skills of the old lady is!” Hao Ning and Xiao Hong stunned and looked at each other. The change in a flash, the perfect acting in the world! Hao Ning felt strange about the lady’s words and asked: “Dibai prince borrows your money?”

Hao Ning did not notice that he made a mistake. The old lady glared at Hao Ning and instantly fell down on the ground. She cried: “I am so unlucky to raise such a bad son. Why even can his friend break in my words. My son is so incompetent, and he has such a bad friend. I divorced with his dad for my son. I just lived in good days for only a few days and his friend cursed that I would die!”

“What the hell is that!” Hao Ning felt angry and got irritated. He did not get annoying by the cry of this old lady but by her words “I divorced his dad for my son. I just lived in good days for only a few days”, which was so funny for Hao Ning. The old lady thought that it was a nice thing to divorce.

How weird her thought was! Divorce is due to the unhappy life with her husband, not due to the kids. Zhou Yuan was very upset by this matter!

Hao Ning thought this too, but he knew that he was a little bit impulsive, so he wouldn’t speak that out.

“Hao—Hao Ning, please do me a favor?” Zhou Yuan got panic, “could you admit your fault?”

“What fault to admit? Don’t admit!” Hao Ning became more outrageous by Zhou Yuan’s timid behavior. Hao Ning said in a cold voice, “I dare to break in the words of Avalokitesvara, and there is nothing to fear!”

“Ah, my old sweetheart! Please don’t worry. I will be with you soon,” The old lady cried immediately after she heard Hao Ning’s words. Hao Ning heard the sound of water, and they found that the ocean appeared in the ground in front of the door with fierce waves. They turned back to find that the crying old lady had stood up and walked towards the ocean. Zhou Yuan could not pull her back. The old lady cried while walking, “My son is not filial, and my husband has fallen in love with others. I don’t want to be alive anymore!”

“Hao Ning! I am begging you!” Zhou Yuan held the hands of the old lady and lay on the ground, “Please admit your fault! Please, my bro!”

“It’s my fault! Auntie,” Hao Ning regretted to be here and said unwillingly, “I should not have broken in your words.”

“Yuan, the prince of L’Oreal,” Just in a flash, the old lady stood in front of them with her tidy clothes. She said with a smile, “does he come to borrow money just like the Dibai Prince?”

All got speechless. Is it when the old lady got back in front of them?

“Well, no,” Zhou Yuan said carefully, “we came here to talk about something.”

“OK, fine.” The old lady said and walked away, “Dibai can borrow my money because it is rich. However, the European Union. I have heard that it is not a peaceful land. Iran and Saddam…”

“Iran and Saddam—” Hao Ning was about to say. Suddenly he saw the old lady look back and asked those people, “do you guys hear something?”

“No, No, No,” Hao Ning said before Hao Ning answered. Hao Ning feared that the old lady acted the scene again and he did not want to admit fault again. He wiped his forehead and said, “we are listening to your words silently?”

“Fine,” the old lady continued to walk forward, “do not lend money to the prince of L’Oreal and just give them money. We do not lack this little money. The Dibai Prince borrowed 50000 billion dollars from us. You can give thousands of billions of dollars to the prince L’Oreal if you two are in a good relationship. Do not ask them to pay back. You keep chatting and I will go to the next door.”

The old lady turned and left.

“The next door is the Palace of Compassion and Tranquility?” Hao Ning came outside curiously and found the next door of the Palace of Heavenly Purity was the Palace of Compassion and Tranquility, just like the conjoint villa in some housing estate. I did not know the imagination of the old lady was rich or poor.

“How?” Zhou Yuan saw the old lady walk away and sat on the ground. He clutched his hair and got crazy, “what could I do!”

“Interesting…” Xiao Hong looked at the front door and said strangely, “so interesting, extremely interesting.”

“What do you mean?” Hao Ning asked Xiao Hong. Hao Ning suddenly remembered something and covered his mouth. He looked at Xiao Hong on the alert.

“What’s wrong with you?” Xiao Hong felt strange when she found Hao Ning was so nervous, “am I going to eat you?”

“I am not scared that you eat me,” Hao Ning shook his head at ease, “I am afraid you cry to jump into the sea due to my interruption just like the old lady.”

“Zhou Yuan,” Xiao Hong knew that Hao Ning was making fun of Zhou yuan and turned back to ask Zhou him, “I have bad news and worse news. Which one do you want to know?”

“The good—eh?” Zhou Yuan said with his head lowering and raised his head to look at Xiao Hong, “where is the good news?”

“Which one?” Xiao Hong continued to ask.

“The bad one.” Zhou Yuan sighed.

“I may have methods to pull your mom back to reality,” Xiao Hong added after she found Zhou Yuan was excited, “but I do not know if the method can work or not!”

“The worse news is,” Xiao Hong squinted and looked out of the door, “If your mom gets back to reality and accepts the reality, matter does not end and even gets worse.”

“Why?” Zhou Yuan’s eyes got bigger.

“Because your mom’s soul,” Xiao Hong shook his head, ” maybe sick.”